I've just had Velvet Underground's Venus in Furs pop up on my MP3 player. Surely it's got to be one of the best sex-related songs of all time... unless you know different?
Tenacious D
Fuck Her Gently
This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely
You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........
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One phrase leaps to mind....
"Do you take it in the ass?"
:giggle:
Can anything ever ultimately be original? My suspicion is that most things have been done to death but if such posts were locked the entire forum might grind to a halt. Better to have fluidity than stagnation
Its a bloody forum, and threads will get locked if the mods in their judgement at the time decide that its the right thing to do, as has been said they are human and as such will do what they think is best, its pretty easy to hijack a thread and point out inconsistencies which will happen with time on any site, it happens and very often is the best thing.
Sexual Healing is fantastic
Must say though,
Venus in Furs is amazing, just feels horny, and extremely sinful.
First heard it when watching "The Doors" At age 15 gave me a twitch, but that could have been the camera work.
yeah, venus in furs is a great song
for something a bit more recent, listen to Louis XIV - "finding out true love is blind" is a great sex song
hubby used to splice music to early / foreign porn films in the 70's our favourite was "aint nothing like a gang bang by the sensational alex harvey band", at our last derby social once the d.j realised we was a swingers group the last record he played was called yogi bear, very good when you got naughty sexily dressed gals doing the actions to that 1.
Je T'aime?
As regards topics which have been 'done to death' - I agree that some of them might become a bit tiresome but all that's required is NOT to read threads you don't like after all.