""Take out your ex tonight - a 38 should do it""
'you were just a hole to me'
ctrl+alt+del works for me.
An Apple a Day Keeps A PC away.
Why Me?
I'm glad I'm only visiting this lousy country!
Do you have to put something witty here?
For christmas , my son, a singer guitarist and wannabe rock God, and of course a prolific illegal downloader of music received a T shirt from me with the following motif. He loves it.
I saw a great T shirt many years ago worn by an ex, it just said ' I have PMT and a handgun................okay'
Stop staring at my tits, touch them.
Save a virgin, fuck me instead.
I recently bought a T-shirt with the following caption upon it:-
For those who fail at Rugby ...
There's always Football!
sorry folks, there's no such thing as a good message on a t-shirt. First time you see a funny comment/line then ok, but with repeats it's just boring and sad, usually worn by losers and those with brain transplant scar tissue.
just seen this on you tube
Wife
Washing
Ironing
Fucking
etc
A work colleague wears a t-shirt saying:
"I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either."
Sarcasam - Just another free service I offer
A couple I have:
"5318008" (in an old LED calculator font)
Black tee with a silhouette of someone sat on the toilet with earphones in and the caption "iPood"
picture of a chicken humping a bunny rabbit with the caption "wrong"
And this (are img's ok?)
I've got one that says;
I'm up and dressed. What more do you want?
And I bought Desi one that says;
I have the patience of a saint... St Cunty McFuckoff
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