Hi everyone
We would like to hear from people who could recommend, as the title says, the best, thickest (most important)and biggest Black dildo and/or vibrator.
We know that there is a link to toys from the site and we have used it on several occasions however what we are after is personal recommendations here.
Thanks in advance
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Best, thickest, biggest Black dildo
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Quote by Ms_Whips
We have a few from here, including the X118 - more than enough for anyone! :shock: ;-)
how do some of those things fit anywhere? :scared:
whips
Practice.
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I don't have a properly black dildo because I never quite get past the pink sparkly ones, or the purple shiny ones, or the blue pretty ones or the.... well you get the idea! 
I do have a kind of black one, but it was purchased because it had pretty jewels and has never actually been used.
I do have a kind of black one, but it was purchased because it had pretty jewels and has never actually been used.
Sex God
can't really make any suggestions, but it does remind me of an old joke about a short sighted, little old lady, who goes into a sex shop to buy a sex toy.
After staring at the shelves for a little while she nervously appraoched the assistant and asked if she could buy the large red didlo in the corner behind the counter.
The shop assistant leaned forward and gently replied 'madam, the dildos are on the shelves behind you....and i'm afraid i can't sell you our fire extinguisher' :mrgreen:
After staring at the shelves for a little while she nervously appraoched the assistant and asked if she could buy the large red didlo in the corner behind the counter.
The shop assistant leaned forward and gently replied 'madam, the dildos are on the shelves behind you....and i'm afraid i can't sell you our fire extinguisher' :mrgreen:
great gag i heard it as a tartan dildo an dhe said im sorry madam thats my thermos flask and it was a fave until tartan thermos flasks went the way of snake buckle belts,
Our local sex shop Nice n Naughty or some such, just google bangor sex shop there is only one, stocks a black one the lenght and cisumferance of a week old baby modlled on a garden gnome. Hope this helps good luck.
Our local sex shop Nice n Naughty or some such, just google bangor sex shop there is only one, stocks a black one the lenght and cisumferance of a week old baby modlled on a garden gnome. Hope this helps good luck.
Orgasminator
wtf??? ;)
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Quote by little gem
I don't have a properly black dildo because I never quite get past the pink sparkly ones, or the purple shiny ones, or the blue pretty ones or the.... well you get the idea!
I do have a kind of black one, but it was purchased because it had pretty jewels and has never actually been used.
I like that one Gem, dont go breaking that one darling ;) xx
Sex God
Break it?
No, I think you're mistaken! ;)
No, I think you're mistaken! ;)
