Name :- Pvt Gummy
Date leave starts:-04/05 @03:00
Leave terminates @ 14:00 10/05
Reason :- 1 weeks R & R in Spain
Please Sir can you sign
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Better not go AWOL, Where's the Sarge
:x But I suspect that, like the rest of us he's been either enjoying the holiday weekend or working his socks off. But saying he's flouncing is so much more 'interesting' and controversial.Quote by gummy
I cant find him anywhere and I need to get this gate pass signed so I can be excused for the week.
Name :- Pvt Gummy
Date leave starts:-04/05 @03:00
Leave terminates @ 14:00 10/05
Reason :- 1 weeks R & R in Spain
Please Sir can you sign
Have a good one gummy
8-) 8-) 8-)LEAVE APPROVED!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by blonde
Hi,
I didn't know you had to ask to go on holiday from here !
Is this a real rule ? Or are you just being silly?
Do you get kicked if you dont ask?
Answers on a postcard please
Luvs ya all. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Of course you have to ask to go on holiday!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
We can't have people wandering in and out of here Willy-Nilly. Whatever next??
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Quote by blonde
OK Sarge,
The kids and I are off to Cuba in August............. does this mean SH will help to fund it ???
Then u will get rid of me for 3 weeks !!!!
Bank Account details are in the PM..... I just sent you...... all contributions gratefully accepted !!
I have deposited a substantial sum of Davej's money in your account. Spend it wisely, and avoid camels!!
:? :? 
I have just had a dig around in my files and found the Official Leave Application Form, for those that weren't around when it first came out. 8-) 8-)
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name:
Total Amount of Posts:
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave:
Location of Leave:
From (Last Posting Day):
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties):
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature .: ...............
Date ..............................
8-) 8-)*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name:
Total Amount of Posts:
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave:
Location of Leave:
From (Last Posting Day):
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties):
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature .: ...............
Date ..............................
Excuse me, Sarge,
I am the original "blonde".......... how the bluddy hell do I fill it in ???
Have tried clicking on every line and nothing happens !!
Have tried to do that "copy and glue" thingy and that doesnt work for me either !!
So how do I fill one in ???
Thanx for your help
Sam. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I am the original "blonde".......... how the bluddy hell do I fill it in ???
Have tried clicking on every line and nothing happens !!
Have tried to do that "copy and glue" thingy and that doesnt work for me either !!
So how do I fill one in ???
Thanx for your help
Sam. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I cant find him anywhere and I need to get this gate pass signed so I can be excused for the week.
Name :- Pvt Gummy
Date leave starts:-04/05 @03:00
Leave terminates @ 14:00 10/05
Reason :- 1 weeks R & R in Spain
Please Sir can you sign
Have a good one gummy
8-) 8-) 8-)LEAVE APPROVED!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Cheers Sarge I'll definately see you all on Tuesday 10th sometime in the afternoon.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
WHY ISN@T IT 0-3:00 YET!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have just had a dig around in my files and found the Official Leave Application Form, for those that weren't around when it first came out.
*****LEAVE APLICATION FORM*****
Name:
Total Amount of Posts:
Posts per Day:
Reason for Leave:
Location of Leave:
From (Last Posting Day):
Until (First Day Returning to Posting Duties):
I realise it is an offence under the Official Swinging Act (1969) to falsely declare I am going on leave with the intention of not returning. I swear I will be back to my posting duties on the date given and will give a full account of my activites for the duration of my leave.
Signature .: ...............
Date ..............................
It doesn't have an official government document number thingy so it can't be real.
I reckon you made it up coz your planning to invade while we're away and you want to know troop movements etc.. this is very sneaky, no fair!!!
But I could be wrong, sooooo......
We'll be on 'exercise' from the 10th May to the 17th May, location undisclosed coz this website will self-destruct in five seconds if we do tell.
Now, when we get back, we'll proceed directly to the de-briefing room to be interrogated mercilessly until we give all the details of our 'exercise' - for future training manuals, so we've been told, but I'm not really convinced - think you're all nosey buggers in reality!
After de-briefing, we will proceed to the de-lousing lounge to await final approval for re-entry into Swinging Heaven members.... ship, sorry, Freudian slip there.... oops, sorry.. another one...... hehehe
Is photographic evidence required?
What about microfilm?
Endoplasm perhaps?
Who wants what on Duty Free?
