Better than sex?

26 Mar 2005

Saturday night seems like a good time to post this. Seeing as all the 'do-ers' will be out 'doing' 69position

and this Forum might be full of sad, lonely, boring old gits like me. :sleeping:
It's also my first thread creation so please don't shoot me down in flames before I've even got off the ground. :giveup:
Being single (virtually) for the last few months I have become more intune with my feminine side (???!!!). Must be all that daytime TV, cooking & cleaning.
Well tonight I had what I can only describe as a 'real girlie moment'. :idea: Or what I imagine a girlie moment might be if I were a girlie. confused

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Indulging in the lavish extravagance that is....
a large tub of Carte d'Or Crema di Mascarpone!!!
"Smooth ice cream made with mascarpone, swirled with a red berry sauce and sprinkled with pistachio nuts" it says on the label.
Well spooning my way through most of this tub while lounging on the sofa listening to a CD ('cos there's only crap on TV) I was thinking
'This is lovely. This is better than sex'. :!:
Before you all jump down my throat, it was just a momentary weakness and I didn't really mean it but it made me wonder.
Does anyone here have anything that is better than sex?
If you do then let's start a list. And while I'm in this enforced state of celibacy I might have something to look forward to on a Saturday night by trying somebody elses suggestion.
Somehow though I doubt if this will be a very long thread!!! But here goes anyway.

27 Mar 2005

Hot chocolate with Baileys just has to be a strong contender!! Practically orgasmic

27 Mar 2005

No disrespect but going down your throat is even less appealing than what you've been up to. Pervert! Hopefully it was only a momentary lapse. :jagsatwork:

27 Mar 2005

The only thing that is better than sex is curling up in the arms of a loved one after sex.....
I'll have a little think about this one cos I really don't think I've ever exclaimed "this is better than sex" dunno

27 Mar 2005

Walking in the fresh spring air is better than sex... miles better....
Did I really say that? :shock:

27 Mar 2005

Sleeping is marginally better than sex. Sex while sleeping is my only remaining ambition, although I think there may be one or two people of the opinion that I have already achieved it. :lol2:

27 Mar 2005

My Mother used to say the fag after was better than the sex :shock:
I'd ask her why? And she say it lasted longer!!!! lol

:lol:
What a let down my father was, but then with a smile on his face and looking at me he'd say " As you see boy it only takes a few seconds to make a big mistake"

27 Mar 2005

When you've driven for miles holding a pee in because there aren't any toilets, then you finally get to one and let it flow........I always tell her that's better than sex. redface

27 Mar 2005

surfing on a *fast* sail-boat, off-shore on long ocean swells.
that bit just b4 takeoff when a plane is going like hell and you can feel the speed and power.

27 Mar 2005

seeing the wolves win at wembly and also at mellenium stadium
thankfully this does not get in the way of any sex as has only happened 3 times for me...and one of those is a bit shady being winning the Sherpa Van Trophy final ( as it was called then ).

27 Mar 2005

Waking up in the morning, turning over and realizing the person you are with is as attractive as when you first met

27 Mar 2005

Quote by Manolishi
Waking up in the morning, turning over and realizing the person you are with is as attractive as when you first met

fuck so that he secret, I should have just done a one night stand with mrs davej.

27 Mar 2005

How do I post a response to Littlemee with out owning up to a few things, Oh S**t, I am amoung friends.
Have not had Ice Cream in a while, nor come to that matter have I had sex in a long time, so for the moment I can't say if one or the other is better. I did have some Baileys and Tia Maria last night,, great, but Orgasmic.
God I'm sad.
John :cry:

27 Mar 2005

Quote by fashionbadge
My Mother used to say the fag after was better than the sex :shock:
I'd ask her why? And she say it lasted longer!!!! :lol:

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upps i have wet me self redface

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27 Mar 2005

liverpool winning against everton was better than sex .....
.:read it and weep mr scandel
:twisted:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by redstilletto
liverpool winning against everton was better than sex .....
.:read it and weep mr scandel
:twisted:

:thumbup:

28 Mar 2005

I had a foot rub on on sat night and at that moment in time, it was sooooooo much better than sex. My feet were aching and a very kind gentleman offered to rub them for me and i told him that it was better than an orgasm :twisted:
G x

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Tool
When you've driven for miles holding a pee in because there aren't any toilets, then you finally get to one and let it flow........I always tell her that's better than sex.

Being a bus driver you cant just get off and go when you to the end of a run when your busting it is better than you I've forgotten what sex is. wink

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
I had a foot rub on sat night
G x

Does kissing count as sex G? wink

Absolutely not :twisted: :twisted:
Pucker up hunni passionkiss

G x

28 Mar 2005

Quote by gummy
When you've driven for miles holding a pee in because there aren't any toilets, then you finally get to one and let it flow........I always tell her that's better than sex.

Being a bus driver you cant just get off and go when you to the end of a run when your busting it is better than you I've forgotten what sex is. wink

You should be in the car with Tool when he's bursting and there are no toilets.. He doesn't half get moody.
The other thing he always says is better than sex is letting his stomach out of his trousers. (He may kill me for that one!)
For me, the only thing that comes close to being better than sex is getting rid of my kids for a few days.

28 Mar 2005

girl shopping is as good as sex ,

28 Mar 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Walking in the fresh spring air is better than sex... miles better....
Did I really say that? :shock:

See See Seee - THIS is what I mean!!! lol

Oh Bluexxx- I so agree with you too. :shock:
Wanna go for a walk? :twisted:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
girl shopping is as good as sex ,

You go shopping for girls? Where? Are they reasonably priced? Does one size fit all?
:twisted: :twisted: lol

28 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
girl shopping is as good as sex ,

You go shopping for girls? Where? Are they reasonably priced? Does one size fit all?
:twisted: :twisted: lol

More to the point, is there a BOGOF offer on too?? :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
I had a foot rub on sat night
G x

Does kissing count as sex G? wink

Only if it's on a staircase :twisted:

28 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
I had a foot rub on sat night
G x

Does kissing count as sex G? wink

Only if it's on a staircase :twisted:
Does that mean I had sex more often than I thought I did on Saturday night? redface

Fee
XX

28 Mar 2005

Chocolate cake with mini eggs wink

28 Mar 2005

I won't bore you with it here, but you can go look if you wanted to.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/14943.html

29 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster
I won't bore you with it here, but you can go look if you wanted to.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/14943.html

I know what you mean Dambuster! Same feeling I had when riding my young horse properly - by the way he's still doing well wink

Then again could always combine the 2 things and have sex at the stables after I've been out on the horse :twisted: if the bloody goats weren't in the stables that is!!!!!

29 Mar 2005

Quote by Tool
When you've driven for miles holding a pee in because there aren't any toilets, then you finally get to one and let it flow........I always tell her that's better than sex.

PMSL - I so know that feeling, the moment of release can bring such a smile to ones face lol