Quote by designergav
…it all got a bit serious but then I got to the comedy hands. So all is right with the world.
I didn't mean to scare the girls and make them cry.
Leave the hands for what they were made for!
Gav
Amen to that !
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Quote by robhambledon
so whats all the bull about size then?...do we take it then that its not the size but the motion in the ocean and all that?
You better believe it kiddo :thumbup:
I mean what's the point of having a 10" dick if you can't work it properly or do any of the other things that make a woman feel good?
Quote by Sassy-Seren
so whats all the bull about size then?...do we take it then that its not the size but the motion in the ocean and all that?
You better believe it kiddo :thumbup:
I mean what's the point of having a 10" dick if you can't work it properly or do any of the other things that make a woman feel good?
you mean dust the high places a woman can`t reach
uch: Quote by robhambledon
so whats all the bull about size then?...do we take it then that its not the size but the motion in the ocean and all that?
You better believe it kiddo :thumbup:
I mean what's the point of having a 10" dick if you can't work it properly or do any of the other things that make a woman feel good?
you mean dust the high places a woman can`t reach
uch:If you dust with your dick, wtf are you using to.....................................? never mind I just realised :shock:
Quote by designergav
…it all got a bit serious but then I got to the comedy hands. So all is right with the world.
I didn't mean to scare the girls and make them cry.
Leave the hands for what they were made for!
Gav
Phew! I was like a deer in the headlights reading this thread. Can we put the fists away please so that us girls can remain the size that God intended us to be?
I make no claims to be anything other than moderately (or even marginally!) above average on either length or girth but some of the concepts in this thread sound WAY beyond the pale to me...!
Surely the bottom line is that the ladies are simply entitled to enjoy whatever suits THEIR particular needs at the time...?
Surely the bottom line is that the ladies are simply entitled to enjoy whatever suits THEIR particular needs at the time...?
Casanova
Quote by Gryphon
Surely the bottom line is that the ladies are simply entitled to enjoy whatever suits THEIR particular needs at the time...?
:thumbup: 
Nicky
Casanova
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Good point well made!
Russell
Good point well made!
Russell
Quote by designergav
There seems to be a lot of ads/posts asking for vvwe men. I guess the women are looking to have something really big between their legs. I wonder if any of them have considered fisting?
Now that IS big.
If anyone's interested I'd be happy to give a helping hand!
:shock:
:shock:
Yes there are ads looking for VVWE men, but there are also a lot that don't.
With over 1/2 million members you're bound to see everything and anything on here.
Personally, I don't like them that big. I'm only 5ft tall - I'm looking to have sex, not be impaled :giggle:
Orgasminator
Quote by dambuster
That's what I love about SH - there's room for everyone.
Even "little" guys like me
OI!!!
I've got a patent on the phrase "littlemee" so please make all royalty cheques payable to.........................................................
This thread certainly makes a pleasant change to read 'cos I was beginning to get the impression that there might be a 'no pain, no gain' culture going on in the world!!!
Gives me hope that there might be someone out there looking for a lit'l'un. :wink:
Quote by varca
Always makes me smile whenever men say they are X amount of inches, I always get images of them measuring themselves with one of those snappy back, pull out workman's tape measures and it doing welll what that kind of tapey does and uummm snapping back and owwwwww!!! :shock:
Is it just me, or have most men just grimaced and crossed their legs :shock:
Personally I use a slide rule, you never know if someone asks for total surface area it would be quicker to work it out
That is if I can ever remember Pi
Quote by varca
squared!!! I have qualifications in surface area measurement, would you like me to check your calculations Manolishi?
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: 
Only if you use my slide rule - it's a special home made one. The numerals 1, 2, 3 and 4 have been replaced by 5, 6, 7 and 8
Quote by Manolishi
squared!!! I have qualifications in surface area measurement, would you like me to check your calculations Manolishi?
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Only if you use my slide rule - it's a special home made one. The numerals 1, 2, 3 and 4 have been replaced by 5, 6, 7 and 8
You cheat
Alex xxx
Quote by Manolishi
Always makes me smile whenever men say they are X amount of inches, I always get images of them measuring themselves with one of those snappy back, pull out workman's tape measures and it doing welll what that kind of tapey does and uummm snapping back and owwwwww!!! :shock:
Is it just me, or have most men just grimaced and crossed their legs :shock:
Personally I use a slide rule, you never know if someone asks for total surface area it would be quicker to work it out
That is if I can ever remember Pi
Are you talking about pythagoras' theorem?
Quote by Alex_NorthEast
Always makes me smile whenever men say they are X amount of inches, I always get images of them measuring themselves with one of those snappy back, pull out workman's tape measures and it doing welll what that kind of tapey does and uummm snapping back and owwwwww!!! :shock:
Is it just me, or have most men just grimaced and crossed their legs :shock:
Personally I use a slide rule, you never know if someone asks for total surface area it would be quicker to work it out
That is if I can ever remember Pi
Are you talking about pythagoras' theorem?
Eureka
:doh:
Did I really say that - off to find a bath now and see if I can make it overflow
:smoke:
Quote by GorgeousGeorgia
There seems to be a lot of ads/posts asking for vvwe men. I guess the women are looking to have something really big between their legs. I wonder if any of them have considered fisting?
Now that IS big.
If anyone's interested I'd be happy to give a helping hand!
:shock:
Takes a lot of patience in either departments and a lot of lube, great fun though, as an occasional giver it is not something to be taken lightly. I dod have a friend who likes to see her stomach move if all is going well/deep.
