Bev goes back to school...

21 Feb 2005

Today, after a long absence Freckledbird has returned to work (unless she truanting of course).
So, hope your first day back was a good one, Bev, hereâ€™s to an end to you long days sat bored at your keyboard!
:cheers:
Chris
(Slap some random child for me please, Bev wink

)

21 Feb 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Today, after a long absence Freckledbird has returned to work (unless she truanting of course).
So, hope your first day back was a good one, Bev, hereâ€™s to an end to you long days sat bored at your keyboard!
:cheers:
Chris
(Slap some random child for me please, Bev )

Yeah, for me too Bev.
Preferably mine :wink:
PS Who's the small guy with big teeth Marmalaid?

21 Feb 2005

hope u have a good day back

21 Feb 2005

/me never had a teach as nice as FB redface

well I did one, oh boy miss Davies surprised

ops:
hope its worked out well today hun, thats if scxhool even opened seeing so many have been closed due to " inclement" weather confused

:?

21 Feb 2005

Thought it was Quite today..........give them hell Bev!!

21 Feb 2005

Hope you had a good1 bev lol

21 Feb 2005

I have visions of her being dragged kicking and screaming, one hand on the door handle and the other on her hard drive while the school bus waits at the end of the road!
Just for you Bev:
i cnt wt 2 me2u at the wknd lol

21 Feb 2005

PMSL

That's 2 pints I owe you now mate biggrin

21 Feb 2005

You a journo? Nice one Scandal :thumbup:

21 Feb 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thanks Marmalaid, I got mobbed 'cos they were so happy to see me - they'll hate me by the end of the week though confused

They have multiplied in my absence, the little gits - I now have an extra child in my class who wasn't there before :shock:
I started the day off very nicely, gave them a right bollocking for messing my classroom up while I wasn't there (made them tidy it as well) and for scaring off numerous supply teachers who tried their best and failed :shock:
I managed to handle my lack of forum to play on by giving them lots of spellings and punctuation to do - can't resist lol

They've been angels all day except for one who told me to fuck off because I objected to him pushing another child into me mad

So I threw him out of class :lol:
Scandal, best get plenty of practise in self-defence honey, when we meet you'll need to be ready :twisted:
Oh and Bloke, ditto wink

Did you miss me????

21 Feb 2005

I missed you Bev! passionkiss

Glad your class is back to normal. biggrin

It is horrid when supply teachers move things around! lol

Or those scabby teaching students! :lol: ;)

21 Feb 2005

Gem they were never normal lol

We have a student who started today, I think she's worried :shock:

21 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Oh and Bloke, ditto
Did you miss me????

Miss you? I'm twitching here with the same withdrawal symptoms I had when Kylie and Jason split up - still not really over it and it's been a long time lol

22 Feb 2005

FFS!! I don't get all this attention when I go back to work!! confused

:?

:lol: :lol: wink

Mind you, the amount of time teachers have off I suspect they need retraining each time they go back!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: bolt

22 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!! I don't get all this attention when I go back to work!! :? :lol: :lol:
Mind you, the amount of time teachers have off I suspect they need retraining each time they go back!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This evening will be interesting :shock:
Sarge - if you want any attention, just ask mate :wink:

22 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!! I don't get all this attention when I go back to work!! :? :lol: :lol:
Mind you, the amount of time teachers have off I suspect they need retraining each time they go back!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Im telling on you.....................mz freckle, mz freckle, sarge is saying nasty things about teachers!

22 Feb 2005

IT was my first day back yesterday as well confused

but i,m not a teacher i,m a mid-day assistant , i and my collegues patrol the playground and dinner hall at lunchtime ( used to be called dinnerladies) :? we keep the little darlings amused at the lunch break...well try lol

with me being small the kids are the same size as me redface

and they,re only 7/8 yr olds surprised

ops: :giggle:

22 Feb 2005

Quote by sexyann57
IT was my first day back yesterday as well but i,m not a teacher i,m a mid-day assistant , i and my collegues patrol the playground and dinner hall at lunchtime ( used to be called dinnerladies) :? we keep the little darlings amused at the lunch break...well try with me being small the kids are the same size as me and they,re only 7/8 yr olds ops: :giggle:

I bet you've got a lot more clout..... :sparring: wink

22 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!! I don't get all this attention when I go back to work!! :? :lol: :lol:
Mind you, the amount of time teachers have off I suspect they need retraining each time they go back!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oooooooooooooooooh!!! Ya bugger

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Can I watch when she punishes you for that??? :rascal:
:bolt:

22 Feb 2005

SSSSHHHHHHH!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think I got away with it !! confused

:? :? :? :? :? wink

22 Feb 2005

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Bump
bolt

:twisted: :twisted: Just making sure it's near the top when Bev gets home so I can perv at her beating Sarge later :wink:

22 Feb 2005

Quote by KcKat
:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

Bump

:twisted: :twisted: Just making sure it's near the top when Bev gets home so I can perv at her beating Sarge later :wink:

STOP IT!!!!!! :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: confused

:? :?

22 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
STOP IT!!!!!! :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: :? :?

Awwwwww, I'm sorry Sarge, I truly am........
worship

:worship:
Where the fluck is Bev I'm running out of excuses to keep bumping this back up the page
:giggle:
bolt

22 Feb 2005

Bev, Bev, where are you?

22 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!! I don't get all this attention when I go back to work!! :? :lol: :lol:
Mind you, the amount of time teachers have off I suspect they need retraining each time they go back!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:x :x I've heard that one soooooo many bloody times :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sarge honey, are you going to the mini munch on Saturday? evil

22 Feb 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
SSSSHHHHHHH!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I think I got away with it !! :? :? :? :? :?

NO YOU BLOODY DIDN'T

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: whip

:whip: :whip: poke

oke: :poke: :kick: :kick: :kick: :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork: :jagsatwork:
I'll probably get told off for emoticon abuse now :?