*Ferrets are smacked into next week*
My breasts are a ferret free zone - only fumbles allowed! Know your limits boys....
Biker Guy BEWARE!! She's playing with your mind. Ahhh, did I see Gman coming in then? I think there may be some cider in the fridge if you fancy one. Is Arti still asleep. Must be all that country air.
Shouts: Corrie, have you got your new underwear on???
Mr FC my head is held high... I have upheld the values of the GFZ.... the wenches werejust that wenches to see to the needs and mores of we blokes,... and may I say that Mrs FC has been an ideal wench.... your training must have been spot on, and the delicious Moist, what can one say... a lady and a wench.... she has a fine future before her... esp in the gfz.... and what a behind!!!!
for now .... Gman
now to persuade your sweet Mrs Fc to allow me to ecort her to the BFZ... you will let her in will you not.....I mean how can you refuse entry to the BFZ to a delicious woman!!!!
Gmanxxx
Biker Guy is right. We need a volunteer to sneak back to the GFZ and raid the fridge for some beer. Who will it be?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I'll go and get it - no problem.... 8)
Sarge....Take cover. I've heard a whisper that Blueyes has broken out of the shed and is on her way over. We need to get a message to Kat.....In code of course. Tell him to bring clean pants and the anti magnetic thing :beer:
Blue !!! When did you sneak in ??? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Ok then you're it. (Runs over and tags Blue !!!)
blue youn understand you will have to be frisked to make sure you are not one of those female types :twisted:
Mr FC .... Just the black leather boots and the VERY small thong.... but I have to say itis a lot moist.... she has been behaving rather well in GFZ.... agirl to be proud of.... but as a gent what I am I have shrouded her with a rather weighty oat as I escorted her here....
now mrs Fc just you make your self comfy, no don't worry about Mr FC he can see to you later.... but for now allow me to fix you another drink and warm you up again... it is cold outside and it is so evident!! :P
gmanxxx
Now, that wasn't difficult was it... cheers... :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Now, off to see if there's anything stronger in the GFZ 8)
Dearest Jags,
I fear you may be wating your time if you try to play with my mind... it is too addled with scrumpy to react as normal minds might. Also, as any good Rugby mind, it only works in 'full contact' and even then 'plays dirty'. It has been kicked by cows, scrambled by Merlot, hammered all day by a chain saw's roar, and sated by several plates of prime beef. I have tried to restore it with a bit of Houseman, Shakespeare and Jeff Buckley. Alas, it is beyond repair. It was never, in the first place, burdened by the weight of intelligence, so it tends to shoot off at tangents, because it never realised there was another, accepted, way to shoot off . My synapses are unique in that they react in quite the opposite direction to normal people; if I were a Pavlovian dog, I would slobber when everyone had finished their meal. My teachers warned me that I was destined to work in a circus and then have my brain pickled so that scientists could discover what made people simple. So, play away my Caledonian muse, I fear Artificer's brain can only be accessed by application of blunt instruments....
but I can drive a tractor, so all is not lost!
Cheers Blue!! :cheers: That's better than the white wine.
Right Biker Guy, any sign of BlueEyes yet???? Mr FC you haven't let Mrs FC in have you?? Did you disobey a direct order??? Well you can kiss goodbye to that promotion you were looking at before !!
Blue - did you get to watch the big cup match today? the ball went forward so many times I thought it was American Football!
lhk
Paul I stand back in amzement at ou obtuse posts... where would this place be with out peeps like you, sarge and fred... the rest of us are lesser mortals
Gman
you would just attract more of your sort(females).
I assume we're all in drag??? I'm still not taking my helmet off though....
