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steve__theonly1
Sexpert
i dont mean on your face.!
do you like them or dislike them?
confused:
Unknown User
You mean like Angelina Jolie......Liv Tyler.....Steve Tyler......
hell yes!
:twisted:
Peanut
Sex God
If they smell nice, taste nice, feel nice who gives a fuck what size they are? biggrin
noladreams
Sex God
when did you see Angelina's ladylips Winchy?!
wink
He did say NOT on their face!
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams30
when did you see Angelina's ladylips Winchy?!
wink
He did say NOT on their face!

Well done! Nola gets the prize for being first to spot the deliberate mistake.
The things I do to try to keep these edukashonal types amused in the long summer break rolleyes
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by steve-j
i dont mean on your face.!
do you like them or dislike them?
confused:

Why, have you got big ones?
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
The things I do to try to keep these edukashonal types amused in the long summer break rolleyes

Please Miss, I need help with my biology practical. redface
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
The things I do to try to keep these edukashonal types amused in the long summer break rolleyes

Please Miss, I need help with my biology practical. redface
The foot bone's connected to the..?
Unknown User
somebody mention bones???
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Peanut
If they smell nice, taste nice, feel nice who gives a fuck what size they are? biggrin

If they're the size of a couple of inflatable blimps - you wouldn't be able to get close enough to 'give a fuck' :shock:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
The foot bone's connected to the..?

Arse?? :smug:
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
The things I do to try to keep these edukashonal types amused in the long summer break rolleyes

Please Miss, I need help with my biology practical. redface
The foot bone's connected to the..?
I wish... my bone's nowhere near a foot sad
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Missy

The foot bone's connected to the..?

Arse?? :smug:
Well, maybe if you were vertically challenged. lol
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird

The foot bone's connected to the..?

Arse?? :smug:
Well, maybe if you were vertically challenged. lol
But my foot bones often connected to Davids arse :undecided:
Firelizard
Sex God
I was just saying to someone last night you could make ear muffs out of mine confused
Unknown User
Take a lookee

(And I'd appreciate another tutorial into changing the text in url's please redface)
Unknown User
OMG winchy thats hilarious!!
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
Take a lookee

(And I'd appreciate another tutorial into changing the text in url's please redface)


I never was much good on the fine points. It took 6 attempts.
Thanks Teach! wink :wink:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Take a lookee

(And I'd appreciate another tutorial into changing the text in url's please redface)


I never was much good on the fine points. It took 6 attempts.
Thanks Teach! wink :wink:
I dunno, can't have a bloody holiday, I can't rolleyes lol
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Quote by Firelizard
I was just saying to someone last night you could make ear muffs out of mine confused

PARDON?
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Take a lookee

(And I'd appreciate another tutorial into changing the text in url's please redface)


I never was much good on the fine points. It took 6 attempts.
Thanks Teach! wink :wink:
The quick way is to highlight the text you want to appear as a link and click on the URL button above. Then just fill in the =http bit after the first URL appears by magic.
Peanut
Sex God
I'm sorry, but this thread makes me laugh. It reminds me too much of my love of Viz's Roger's Profanisaurus with numerous entries along the lines of Beef Curtains etc
Unknown User
Quote by Peanut
Take a lookee
Labia Limbo
(And I'd appreciate another tutorial into changing the text in url's please redface)


I never was much good on the fine points. It took 6 attempts.
Thanks Teach! wink :wink:
The quick way is to highlight the text you want to appear as a link and click on the URL button above. Then just fill in the =http bit after the first URL appears by magic.
cool
Ta muchly guys- the problem was I was missing my equal.
:lol2:
duncanlondon
Sex God
Met a lady once; who as a result of childbirth had a huge pair of outer flaps. A real handful. Almost impossible to get your tongue inside.
So now I like a size where I can use my tongue. Although a nice neat puffy pair is still attractive to me, I just can't go with the loops of rope effect.
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Take a lookee
Labia Limbo
(And I'd appreciate another tutorial into changing the text in url's please redface)


I never was much good on the fine points. It took 6 attempts.
Thanks Teach! wink :wink:
The quick way is to highlight the text you want to appear as a link and click on the URL button above. Then just fill in the =http bit after the first URL appears by magic.
cool
Ta muchly guys- the problem was I was missing my equal.
:lol2:
Ooh sorry! I'm back now 8-)
Pete_sw
Sex God
Sorry for the crudeness but...
An ex of mine had P**s Flaps like elephants earoles .... mmmmmmm yummy
i used to lay between her legs and tongue fondle them for ages, then when she got really excited I'd suck em right down my throat :inlove:
ahhh, sweet memories :lol2:
Trixie_female
Warming the Bed
Quote by Pete_sw
Sorry for the crudeness but...
An ex of mine had P**s Flaps like elephants earoles .... mmmmmmm yummy
i used to lay between her legs and tongue fondle them for ages, then when she got really excited I'd suck em right down my throat :inlove:
ahhh, sweet memories :lol2:

U've got me really worries now, i've only got little ones :shock:
Wildhoneybee says i have a "designer pussy" cos i have almost no lips but i've never had a guy comment on whether he likes that or not.
Oh dear, another thing to be anxious about ! lol
Trix xxx
Peanut
Sex God
Quote by Trixie_female
Sorry for the crudeness but...
An ex of mine had P**s Flaps like elephants earoles .... mmmmmmm yummy
i used to lay between her legs and tongue fondle them for ages, then when she got really excited I'd suck em right down my throat :inlove:
ahhh, sweet memories :lol2:

U've got me really worries now, i've only got little ones :shock:
Wildhoneybee says i have a "designer pussy" cos i have almost no lips but i've never had a guy comment on whether he likes that or not.
Oh dear, another thing to be anxious about ! lol
Trix xxx
Neat is sweet, so nothing to worry about here, move along please. :small-print: