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A quick thought for ladies and the men !
What size do you like your partners bits to be ??
Do all ladies love big ones ? and do all men like tight ones ?
I know I have my own thoughts !
Have a look here just about two weeks ago >>>>>>>
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/89342.html?highlight=does size matter
Remember the search button COULD be your friend
Phredd
So fucking huge it needs a hoist, winch and harness just to lift the mother.. :twisted:
I went out with a girl who was very very tight, wouldnt bloody pay for a car park space
Well I was going to post something mean but I'm feeling very mellow so I won't.
Try doing a search for things like cock size, safe/unprotected sex, shaven/unshaven, before you start a new thread. The subject may have been done very recently and you could add your thoughts to an older thread.
This is a swinging site, so most topics of a sexual nature will probably have been done. You're not the first person to think about cock/fanny size and you will not be the last.
Quote by Freckledbird
Well I was going to post something mean but I'm feeling very mellow so I won't.
Try doing a search for things like cock size, safe/unprotected sex, shaven/unshaven, before you start a new thread. The subject may have been done very recently and you could add your thoughts to an older thread.
This is a swinging site, so most topics of a sexual nature will probably have been done. You're not the first person to think about cock/fanny size and you will not be the last.

MELLOW!!.......fuck i hope it doesn't catch!!
Quote by da69ve
Well I was going to post something mean but I'm feeling very mellow so I won't.
Try doing a search for things like cock size, safe/unprotected sex, shaven/unshaven, before you start a new thread. The subject may have been done very recently and you could add your thoughts to an older thread.
This is a swinging site, so most topics of a sexual nature will probably have been done. You're not the first person to think about cock/fanny size and you will not be the last.

MELLOW!!.......fuck i hope it doesn't catch!!
You can just bugger off! wink
:happy: FB's feeling mellow! :happy:
wink
oh my word, what feelings this has evoked, perhaps not eveybody has been on this site for so long as others, and not as used to the protocols as others.
So glad so many members are so friendly.
I was actually thinking along the more detailed lines, rather than just the line of who has the biggest dick.
As far as I am concerned, size does not matter, for me a lady who has the most lubricant is the best..........!!
Quote by Kiss
:happy: FB's feeling mellow! :happy:
wink

Is he new?
Quote by PoloLady
So fucking huge it needs a hoist, winch and harness just to lift the mother.. :twisted:

Hummmm, it must be true poke
wink
Quote by Stormwalker
:happy: FB's feeling mellow! :happy:
wink

Is he new?
Not it's a Euphemism for me! lol
Anyway... big or small?
I'm small so most things feel big.
rolleyes Not too big or they hurt.
Mr-FB says not too tight or it hurts.
OK?
Quote by Freckledbird
rolleyes Not too big or they hurt.
Mr-FB says not too tight or it hurts.
OK?

Why are you rolling you eyes?
You back to your moody self again?
rotflmao
bolt
Quote by Kiss
rolleyes Not too big or they hurt.
Mr-FB says not too tight or it hurts.
OK?

Why are you rolling you eyes?
You back to your moody self again?
rotflmao
bolt
OI! not moody!
Was going out but got postponed sad
Quote by Freckledbird
rolleyes Not too big or they hurt.
Mr-FB says not too tight or it hurts.
OK?

Why are you rolling you eyes?
You back to your moody self again?
rotflmao
bolt
OI! not moody!
Was going out but got postponed sad
Awwwww sorry to hear that.
Sit on my lap and be quiet. :rascal:
Quote by Freckledbird
Can I :bounce: a bit? :twisted:

Hop on and we can annoy the forum together!
:thrilled:
Quote by Freckledbird
rolleyes Not too big or they hurt.
Mr-FB says not too tight or it hurts.
OK?

Why are you rolling you eyes?
You back to your moody self again?
rotflmao
bolt
OI! not moody!
Was going out but got postponed sad
She's not moody Kiss, pedantic maybe but not moody ;)
:bolt:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
rolleyes Not too big or they hurt.
Mr-FB says not too tight or it hurts.
OK?

Why are you rolling you eyes?
You back to your moody self again?
rotflmao
bolt
OI! not moody!
Was going out but got postponed sad
She's not moody Kiss, pedantic maybe but not moody ;)
:bolt:
:giggle:
You are sooooo in trouble.... I'll keep FB busy on my lap while you make a run for it!
Run..... run like the wind!!!
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You are sooooo in trouble.... I'll keep FB busy on my lap while you make a run for it!
Run..... run like the wind!!!

It's ok, she don't scare me luv, I'm 'ard me (said in best Darkfire voice) :giggle: ;)
Kissy, not only are you trying to get me into trouble on the forum, you're now encouraging others to be cheeky and helping them to get away!
smackbottom
Quote by BiWelshMinx

Minx, you've never seen me in scary mode have you?
Quote by Freckledbird
Minxy, I'll deal with you next month!

Bollox, rumbled..
Hey Fb my lovely lady, what say I fetch some Grenache and we..er..forget alllll about it ? :twisted: lol
Quote by Freckledbird
Kissy, not only are you trying to get me into trouble on the forum, you're now encouraging others to be cheeky and helping them to get away!
smackbottom

How the feck am I trying to get you into trouble?
Anyway you don't need my help! :lol2:
kiss
OK that might work. Might need more than one bottle though lol
Quote by Freckledbird

Minx, you've never seen me in scary mode have you?
I have read you in scary mode if that counts ?? :scared: :scared: :scared:
Honey, reading me in scary mode is nothing like seeing me in scary mode!
Maybe we should let Chas have his thread back?