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Watching the news it is being reported again that they are considering cloning Mammoths. What the f*ck for eh? OK so maybe its to prove they can. Well I believe them. Good one, well done, pat on backs all around. Why bring back a species long gone through evolutionary processes. Invent a new one, now thats a whole different ball game biggrin
Nah - Mammoth steaks, lovely and juicy and HUGE biggrin:D:D:D
My thoughts are " have these people never seen Jurassic Park???!!!!!"
Wooly Mammouths for godsake just by the name alone they a HUGE where the bleeding hell they gonig to keep them?
I am sort of with Lostie on this one Why?, these scienctists are great people but I would prefer they use their talents to cure cancer, MS etc and not bring back excintict spiecies that actually serve no real purpose.
Sam x
They are huge, as long as it doesn't walk over my garden, it is ok with me!! lol
1. Where are they going to live
2. What are they going to eat
3. Who is going to look after them
Woolly Mammoths, are skinned, not plucked. Think mammoth rug in front of the fire!
They can be released on the tundra, where being knew, they will threaten the nature already there.
...but think, how many new chemicals they will produce, who knows how useful they will be?
...on the other hand, being several thousand years out of date, they will not have immunities to modern germs. So they should start dropping like flies. Very big ones.
If people make so much fuss about gm food, why the hell do they want to mess around with dead dna? :shock:
although very big they do look kinda cute!!!!!
we have enough trouble with foxes around here at the moment.
lp
Hmmm if they bring Wooly Mammoths will there wooly coats be the next new fashion item!!?
We have Cashmere & Angora knit wear...can you knit wooly mammoth hair?
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Hmmm if they bring Wooly Mammoths will there wooly coats be the next new fashion item!!?
We have Cashmere & Angora knit wear...can you knit wooly mammoth hair?

Don't forget the power cammels..
rotflmao
raw hide make shoes, sette, wallets might make a nice big tent,,,leather jackets,,,, could be good
i thought we already farmed them for those spectacular winter boots dunno
oh no, hang on, that was the early seventies genetic experiment to recreate the yeti wasn't it?
My mistake
lp
Woolly mammoths don't need to be cloned. As any student of the great Hugo Rune will testify, they are neither extinct nor thousands of years old. The woolly mammoth is in fact a creature that lives underground and is intolerant of sunlight. Please note the tusks for shoveling and the lengthened proboscis for breathing in support of this observation. Scientists have made the simple mistake of assuming that land slips have uncovered frozen remains thousands of years old which, when you think about it, borders on the fantastic. The truth of the matter is that the landslides uncover a living beast which perishes in the sunlight and is then frozen.
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Woolly mammoths don't need to be cloned. As any student of the great Hugo Rune will testify, they are neither extinct nor thousands of years old. The woolly mammoth is in fact a creature that lives underground and is intolerant of sunlight. Please note the tusks for shoveling and the lengthened proboscis for breathing in support of this observation. Scientists have made the simple mistake of assuming that land slips have uncovered frozen remains thousands of years old which, when you think about it, borders on the fantastic. The truth of the matter is that the landslides uncover a living beast which perishes in the sunlight and is then frozen.

That Hugo Rune is , bloody funny though, I must try that chicken bone scam one of these days, one of my favourite characters in all of Rankin's books.
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Nah - Mammoth steaks, lovely and juicy and HUGE biggrin:D:D:D

Anythin' to get a bit o meat in yer gob! rolleyes
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although very big they do look kinda cute!!!!!

Cute???
Just wait till one shits in your garden! :D
instead of doing this why don't they try helping animals we still with us but on the brink of extinction? to me all bringing back the mammoth with do is give the damn pochers one more animal to hunt, can you imagin what they will be worth confused