Biggest and thickest sex toy in the Uk?

14 May 2006

Hey all,
What is the biggest and thickest sex toy people have come across that you can buy in the Uk?
I have been searching around and seen -
Big Man In Barrel
Fat Man In A Barrel
Jolly Good Giant
Giga Dong
I'm looking for something huge and fat (especially fat) to share with my partner, looking for some advice from other experienced people on what to buy. smile

John

14 May 2006

I just visit the supermarket
Our favs are, courgette, sweetcorn and butternut squash
They may not take batteries but they sure do the trick and variety is the spice of life, so they say
Of course the other advantage is you get change from a fiver

14 May 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
um.... we always thought Sheddy was the thickest sex toy in the uk?

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

14 May 2006

once at partners and a guy there from sheffield (steelworker) had made this contraption outtaq stainless steel....it weighed about 25lb and was as thick as my arm and i aint a small guy...his partner was somwhat flushed when coming out of 1 of the rooms....
its size was of biblical proportions and i would of thought realms of impossibility would apply but i was wrong smile

the lady i was with at the time held it and primly told him that she did not want to try the experience.....
or was it "christ on a bike theres no f***ing way your coming near me with that...
i would not have of course.......i wasnt sure if it ran on unleaded or 4 star and didnt want to break it....
:shock: :shock: :shock:

14 May 2006

let me think the biggest and thickest sex toy.....have they made a....Jade Goody sex doll then?

14 May 2006

Quote by DeviousLiasons
um.... we always thought Sheddy was the thickest sex toy in the uk?

Now ordinarily I'd be amused confused

:? except for today :twisted:
I am not just amused I'm pmsl lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Threason being is I was going to volentere myself as soon as I saw the topic title wave

:rotflmao:

14 May 2006

at least someones thinking about you...not the hand biggrin

:D :D

14 May 2006

Quote by sexkittenhfx
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Oh and I nearly forgot :shock:

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Thats for laughing, :smug:

14 May 2006

Quote by da69ve
let me think the biggest and thickest sex toy.....have they made a....Jade Goody sex doll then?

hahahaha jade goody wasnt to clever was she and well that bb strip quiz just said it all

14 May 2006

How thick is jade goody?
Well, she'll probably never have to work again.
I went thro school, college, tech, uni and an apprenticeship. I'll be grafting till I'm 70.
Who's the thick one ??

15 May 2006

Quote by martin67
How thick is jade goody?
Well, she'll probably never have to work again.
I went thro school, college, tech, uni and an apprenticeship. I'll be grafting till I'm 70.
Who's the thick one ??

Considering she's had half her money stolen and didn't know it was missing,don't count on it!

15 May 2006

Quote by Karma
I have been searching around and seen -
Big Man In Barrel
Fat Man In A Barrel
Jolly Good Giant
Giga Dong
I'm looking for something huge and fat (especially fat) to share with my partner, looking for some advice from other experienced people on what to buy.

why dont u just start at the top of your list, and work your way down............... surely they have a return policy if its not quite up to standard............................ er then again maybe not!!!!!!!!!!

15 May 2006

Quote by Karma
Hey all,
I'm looking for something huge and fat (especially fat) to share with my partner, looking for some advice from other experienced people on what to buy.
John

How's about John Prescott? I've heard he's a bit of a goer :giggle:

15 May 2006

2 litre Coke bottle? dunno

15 May 2006

Quote by Darkfire
2 litre Coke bottle?

think of the heart, use diet ...no point in taking in any more sugar than necessary.