billy bob teeth and haliotosis

27 Nov 2006

I know it's probably been said many times (I'm new here so be gentle) but as anyone met up with some one who looked just fine on their profile, and what pics you've seen they look nice and horny and sound ok only to meet up and find they are........err......shall we say orthodentically challenged!
Someone asked on here "what do you look for first, is it boobs, chests, legs,arse ,cock, legs or what"
But I think a nice smile with nice teeth is a huge attraction and no matter what someones other physical attributes are,if your smile unfortuneatly green and brown and you look like you can eat an apple through a letterbox then that is a huge turn off along with bad breath and smelly feet and brown toenails,also dirty fingernails...eeughhh!!
no excuse for bad hygiene mad

I always reply to people that I have good teeth if they ask about because I want to sound like a horse, but it shows i'm at least kissable passionkiss

27 Nov 2006

More questions? confused

TJ

27 Nov 2006

Quote by RedHot
More questions?

TJ

come on give the guy a break......he's got to get his essay in by Wednesday! lol

27 Nov 2006

Quote by da69ve
More questions?

TJ

come on give the guy a break......he's got to get his essay in by Wednesday! lol

Don't be silly he is collecting as much information as he can so he can build up a good profile and convert himself into da da daaaa super swinger :shock:

27 Nov 2006

Quote by RedHot
More questions?

TJ

Sorry I'm at work in my office and trying to make a dull morning move a bit faster,I'm only her for another week so I won't trouble you further. Nice pics on your profile smile

27 Nov 2006

Cut the guy some slack ffs

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Cut the guy some slack ffs

I wasn't aware we were being harsh to be honest....yep a few light hearted comments but it could have gone much worse for instance I could quite easily have torn a strip off him because my teeth are slightly discoloured through no fault of my own biggrin

27 Nov 2006

Quote by sheddy
Cut the guy some slack ffs

I wasn't aware we were being harsh to be honest....yep a few light hearted comments but it could have gone much worse for instance I could quite easily have torn a strip off him because my teeth are slightly discoloured through no fault of my own biggrin

It's been on practically every one of his threads so far. Yes he asks a lot of questions and maybe not the right ones but he's a newbie so let's not pull the shutters down so fast eh?
As for the question, I think Paul was on about people with really bad breath caused by lack of oral hygiene than people with slightly discoloured teeth. Only movie stars and Mike Reid have glow in the dark pearly whites. You'll probably find that the majority of people have slightly discoloured teeth but it's the bad breath that puts most people off.
Not sure about the 'goofy' comment though. Even Freddie Mercury had his charm wink

27 Nov 2006

mMy teeth are discoloured on the bottom due to middle age and too much coffee so I wasn't trying to offend. The issue is bad hygiene as much as bad teeth and being as another topic was about kissing, it is hard to want to kiss some one with an unattractive mouth like my old auntie who had a huge hairy wart near her lip("go on give your Aunt a big kiss goodbye!")

27 Nov 2006

My tomb-stones are a tad discoloured, again; coffee and cigarettes... *when* I stop smoking I think a treat at the detal hygenist and a sandblasting are called for....
the secret of my smile?
don't smile...lol... being a glum bastard has its good side!
lp

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Bigpaul44
mMy teeth are discoloured on the bottom due to middle age and too much coffee so I wasn't trying to offend. The issue is bad hygiene as much as bad teeth and being as another topic was about kissing, it is hard to want to kiss some one with an unattractive mouth like my old auntie who had a huge hairy wart near her lip("go on give your Aunt a big kiss goodbye!")

Don't worry BigPaul.. its hard being a newbie, I know that also and I think you're doing great.. your past few threads were very entertaining. As for oral hygiene you are spot on, there is no need for bad hygiene. It doesn't matter whether your teeth are discoloured or whatever as long as you brush, floss and in my case I mouthwash also. Whenever we "entertain" we always have a bottle of mouthwash available for our guests.. no excuse really!

27 Nov 2006

A trip to the dentist~~~~~~~~~~

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Sarah
A trip to the dentist~~~~~~~~~~

Open wide darling... I'll do ya right now :twisted:

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Bigpaul44
...I always reply to people that I have good teeth...

Biggie your a classic in the making!!! :giggle: rotflmao

:giggle:
don't you dare stop posting!

27 Nov 2006

Quote by redpantherman
A trip to the dentist~~~~~~~~~~

Open wide darling... I'll do ya right now :twisted:

innocent

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Bigpaul44
TJ

Sorry I'm at work in my office and trying to make a dull morning move a bit faster,I'm only her for another week so I won't trouble you further. Nice pics on your profile smile

Dont give up so quickly wink

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
A trip to the dentist~~~~~~~~~~

Open wide darling... I'll do ya right now :twisted:

innocent

Oi you!!!

give that back... its mine!!! smackbottom

ahem.. I think... bolt

27 Nov 2006

Quote by redpantherman
A trip to the dentist~~~~~~~~~~

Open wide darling... I'll do ya right now :twisted:

innocent

Oi you!!!

give that back... its mine!!! smackbottom

ahem.. I think... bolt

You nicked it off me cheeky sod duel

:kick:

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Cut the guy some slack ffs

A girl after my own heart Xxxx Glad someone says it........
Easy prey for some :cry: ....... I find the guys humour quite good lol

personally.
Mike x

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Juniper_couple

TJ

Sorry I'm at work in my office and trying to make a dull morning move a bit faster,I'm only her for another week so I won't trouble you further. Nice pics on your profile smile

Dont give up so quickly wink

Not giving up sad

just moving fact is I've met and played with two lovely couples who I intend to meet regular and also one gem of a lady and also i'm close mailing with some fun ladies who ARE MARRIED LIKE ME and are kindred spirits.
I have had some flack for one post which I typed in haste which should have read
"ARE married men more likely to be discree"t, and I foolishly put "married are more discreet,Which really put the heckles up of one "single" guy in scotland who put a mail in my in box telling me he was going to "sort me out" and not in a sexual way I might add!
I gave him my address but will he show.........no didn't think so as he's 331 miles away.!
Thanks for everyone who's showed me an interest and if I come back as "single" i.e if my marital status were to change then all those ladies who took the trouble to mail me "sorry your nice but married" had better watch out :twisted:
Bit tired of one guy's sanctimonous bleating about me being married though(am I the only one out of 643,906 members)because their are two sides to the story you know!
now...................... I'll get me coat bolt

27 Nov 2006

you gave the guy your address? :shock:
still even 300 odd miles away....not a chance to take......didn't you hear of the internet rage case in the papers last week!......guy traced another guy who pissed him off in a chatroom.....and beat the shit out of him!

27 Nov 2006

Quote by da69ve
you gave the guy your address? :shock:
still even 300 odd miles away....not a chance to take......didn't you hear of the internet rage case in the papers last week!......guy traced another guy who pissed him off in a chatroom.....and beat the shit out of him!

You make that sound like its a problem lol.........
I bet you its far more common than you imagine......... lol

Trouble is were all easy to find in reality, after all we all look to meet people eh!!

27 Nov 2006

Quote by da69ve
you gave the guy your address? :shock:
still even 300 odd miles away....not a chance to take......didn't you hear of the internet rage case in the papers last week!......guy traced another guy who pissed him off in a chatroom.....and beat the shit out of him!

Don't worry I looked at his pics and he won't be beating anybody let alone the rugby field my record was 13 fights W13 L 0 KO's 4 :boxing:

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Bigpaul44
Which really put the heckles up of one "single" guy in scotland who put a mail in my in box telling me he was going to "sort me out" and not in a sexual way I might add!

Please tell me that you forwarded the PM to a Mod..... That sort of behaviour is not tolerated and should be reported hun...
Oh and another thing.... You cant leave you know.... It's a bit like Hotel California here :lol2:

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Shireen
Which really put the heckles up of one "single" guy in scotland who put a mail in my in box telling me he was going to "sort me out" and not in a sexual way I might add!

Please tell me that you forwarded the PM to a Mod..... That sort of behaviour is not tolerated and should be reported hun...
Oh and another thing.... You cant leave you know.... It's a bit like Hotel California here :lol2:.....cue dual guitars!!!
Sorry, I'll go now! redface

Will

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Shireen
Which really put the heckles up of one "single" guy in scotland who put a mail in my in box telling me he was going to "sort me out" and not in a sexual way I might add!

Please tell me that you forwarded the PM to a Mod..... That sort of behaviour is not tolerated and should be reported hun...
Oh and another thing.... You cant leave you know.... It's a bit like Hotel California here :lol2:
Hey I like that song,you've got me humming it will be in my head all the way the way I love your pics !
redface

27 Nov 2006

Quote by willxx69
Which really put the heckles up of one "single" guy in scotland who put a mail in my in box telling me he was going to "sort me out" and not in a sexual way I might add!

Please tell me that you forwarded the PM to a Mod..... That sort of behaviour is not tolerated and should be reported hun...
Oh and another thing.... You cant leave you know.... It's a bit like Hotel California here :lol2:.....cue dual guitars!!!
Sorry, I'll go now! redface

Will
Will! wave

I'll just grab my guitar! lol

27 Nov 2006

Whose billy bob? And why are his gnashers up for ridicule, did he spam someoneâ€™s photo add?

27 Nov 2006

Quote by Kiss
Which really put the heckles up of one "single" guy in scotland who put a mail in my in box telling me he was going to "sort me out" and not in a sexual way I might add!

Please tell me that you forwarded the PM to a Mod..... That sort of behaviour is not tolerated and should be reported hun...
Oh and another thing.... You cant leave you know.... It's a bit like Hotel California here :lol2:.....cue dual guitars!!!
Sorry, I'll go now! redface

Will
Will! wave

I'll just grab my guitar! lol

I'll get mine too! Fancy a duet? wink

Will

27 Nov 2006

Quote by willxx69
Which really put the heckles up of one "single" guy in scotland who put a mail in my in box telling me he was going to "sort me out" and not in a sexual way I might add!

Please tell me that you forwarded the PM to a Mod..... That sort of behaviour is not tolerated and should be reported hun...
Oh and another thing.... You cant leave you know.... It's a bit like Hotel California here :lol2:.....cue dual guitars!!!
Sorry, I'll go now! redface

Will
Will! wave

I'll just grab my guitar! lol

I'll get mine too! Fancy a duet? wink

Will

Sounds like a plan! :grin:
Do you still want me to bring my guitar though?
:giggle:

Are you sure?