billy piper call girl series

10 Sep 2007

Billy Piper as a call girl sounds good to me bonnie lass.

11 Sep 2007

Quote by splendid_
I though Billy-Piper was an oil-rig :doh:
lp

That would explain the acting
I love watching you flirt with Lp.. perhaps you should both just get a room ? rolleyes

splendid
*whispers*
Splendid, do you think Ishould offer to chew Stormies toe-nails?
lp

11 Sep 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
Tsk! Splendid,
This is not flirting; this is far more interesting and delicate than flirting. What you are witnessing is the subtle mind dance of two souls who encounter each other midway along a decaying rope bridge, suspended over the bottomless gorge of insanity. See them sway and twist each trying to pass the other without upsetting the all too fragile structure of the suspension. Observe the delicate manoeuvrings of intellect necessary to accomplish mutual forward progression, without catastrophic collapse. Marvel at the fluid dexterity of two kindred psyches each bent on self-preservation within a framework of mutual support. Wonder at the magnificence of it all, and weep that you cannot comprehend the vastness of the chaos that dwells below……
Sides, I’m straight

ah...errrm... errr...
that last thing I said... ignore it.
ropebridge! Yup that's it!
lp

11 Sep 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
I though Billy-Piper was an oil-rig :doh:
lp

That would explain the acting
I love watching you flirt with Lp.. perhaps you should both just get a room ? rolleyes

splendid
*whispers*
Splendid, do you think I should offer to chew Stormies toe-nails?
lp
alledgedly he is fairly supple... I don't think there is any need. :roll:
I do think that the 'rope bridge' is actually a euphemism for you tying him up shibari stylee and whipping him until he screams like a lobster in a pot. :twisted:
splendid
p.s. please send the piccies to 'Splendid Castle'

11 Sep 2007

How come people accept it when Stormy says he is straight but when I say it you laugh at me dunno

:angel:

11 Sep 2007

Quote by Dawnie
How come people accept it when Stormy says he is straight but when I say it you laugh at me
:angel:

I thought of loads of things to type here... but words fail me.
splendid

11 Sep 2007

Quote by Dawnie
How come people accept it when Stormy says he is straight but when I say it you laugh at me
:angel:

as far as I understand Dawnie, from my long research reading many a long and dusty tome over the years;
all women are at least bi, and are scared of ropebridges
lp

11 Sep 2007

Quote by splendid_
I thought of loads of things to type here... but words fail me.
splendid

Hmmm probably best you don't say anything young lady :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

11 Sep 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
as far as I understand Dawnie, from my long research reading many a long and dusty tome over the years;
all women are at least bi, and are scared of ropebridges
lp

I'm scared of ropebridges but not scared of rope :twisted:

11 Sep 2007

Quote by Dawnie
I'm scared of ropebridges but not scared of rope :twisted:

hehe: in the current conversation, this implies certain fears surrounding girlie-playtime, though not all... indicating *curiosity*, I think you have to agree?
lp

11 Sep 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
hehe: in the current conversation, this implies certain fears surrounding girlie-playtime, though not all... indicating *curiosity*, I think you have to agree?
lp

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thats not what I was saying :angel:

11 Sep 2007

Quote by Dawnie

hehe: in the current conversation, this implies certain fears surrounding girlie-playtime, though not all... indicating *curiosity*, I think you have to agree?
lp

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thats not what I was saying :angel:
having punched your recent responces into Plaything's Patent Pocket People Analyser, the readout tells me:
Who's She Trying To Fool?
so that's that then
lp

11 Sep 2007

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