OK, I'll likely be damned for this but when has that stopped me before and I think it's within the rules
It's just a bit of fun...and isn't a popularity contest and it isn't based on anyone's actually sexuality.. before anyone starts screaming 'but I'm not a gayer!'
We've done masked balls and I've seen (and been bored to death by)fantasy football done elsewhere so I thought I'd give a 'virtual sex party game' a go here. It's my game so I'm going first :twisted:
At my virtual fantasy sex party there would be:
Noladreams - we're virtually inseparable nowadays and she knows my next move now like any girlfriend should She can also count the 'oh fuck yeah's!'. Actually, she can almost predict by facial expression the next time one is coming... a bit like labour contractions. Her main role though would be to help me out with all of the massive cocks and lovely bums that would be there.
Posh Kate - a definite pre party planner extraordinaire. If your name isn't on her list, then you're not coming in, regardless of cock size or likeability factor. She would also be my Cynthia Payne kinda hostess - would she get involved? Maybe, if she wanted to but would mostly just teeter about being well... er.. POSH!
Mal & Sarah - games master and mistress for the evening. Naughty games - blow job and rimming games, anything that gets your juices flowing kinda games really.
Kents & Flower- in a cage, in the corner, together in gimp suits. Feeding one another chocolate covered cherries and being forced to say nice things about one another, or lick one another's man bums - nuff said! Throw in Mr Powersfor good measure on this one if they start to misbehave and put him in chapps.. again, nuff said!
Dungeon Master & Master (new curious person) - definitely in the cellar - in charge of the beer bath/bucket, also in the cellar and at liberty to retain people going down for beer if they think they might be useful to them. Master may also be able to help DM out with his new found feelings and urges in an alpha male kinda way - i.e. two 'straights' don't make a 'gayer'!
Random Orbit & Magik S - again, in a cage, together, in latex pants, well oiled, begging for butt plugs from anyone sexy who'll help them out (based on last few days threads and not personal knowledge...) Actually, that’s quite a horny thought.. even in the real world! ;-)
Splendid– toys mistress. Anal probes will only be distributed if she thinks you’re worthy and will likely be administered by her. She will also work in conjunction with DM & M and may be called to the cellar to help with the bi curious male bonding process. Don’t call her ‘babe’ or you will be removed from the party by your scrotum!
Meaty & EssexWidePoof – costumes – I’m thinking Tweedle Dee & Dum from the new Alice & Wonderland – there to serve nibbles, watch but not touch and generally just appear at inopportune moments. Guaranteed to stay sober too as there’s no way Meaty would venture to the cellar for beer and if Essex goes then we just no he ain’t coming back walking in a straight line.
If I think of more, I’ll edit – if any of the above offends, I’ll edit... it’s just meant to be a bit of sexy fun ...
What’s your fantasy virtual sex party like then? :twisted: