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BIoke's virtual fantasy sex party

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OK, I'll likely be damned for this but when has that stopped me before and I think it's within the rules lol
It's just a bit of fun...and isn't a popularity contest and it isn't based on anyone's actually sexuality.. before anyone starts screaming 'but I'm not a gayer!'
We've done masked balls and I've seen (and been bored to death by)fantasy football done elsewhere so I thought I'd give a 'virtual sex party game' a go here. It's my game so I'm going first :twisted:
At my virtual fantasy sex party there would be:
Noladreams - we're virtually inseparable nowadays and she knows my next move now like any girlfriend should rotflmao She can also count the 'oh fuck yeah's!'. Actually, she can almost predict by facial expression the next time one is coming... a bit like labour contractions. Her main role though would be to help me out with all of the massive cocks and lovely bums that would be there.
Posh Kate - a definite pre party planner extraordinaire. If your name isn't on her list, then you're not coming in, regardless of cock size or likeability factor. She would also be my Cynthia Payne kinda hostess - would she get involved? Maybe, if she wanted to but would mostly just teeter about being well... er.. POSH!
Mal & Sarah - games master and mistress for the evening. Naughty games - blow job and rimming games, anything that gets your juices flowing kinda games really.
Kents & Flower- in a cage, in the corner, together in gimp suits. Feeding one another chocolate covered cherries and being forced to say nice things about one another, or lick one another's man bums - nuff said! Throw in Mr Powersfor good measure on this one if they start to misbehave and put him in chapps.. again, nuff said!
Dungeon Master & Master (new curious person) - definitely in the cellar - in charge of the beer bath/bucket, also in the cellar and at liberty to retain people going down for beer if they think they might be useful to them. Master may also be able to help DM out with his new found feelings and urges in an alpha male kinda way - i.e. two 'straights' don't make a 'gayer'!
Random Orbit & Magik S - again, in a cage, together, in latex pants, well oiled, begging for butt plugs from anyone sexy who'll help them out (based on last few days threads and not personal knowledge...) Actually, that’s quite a horny thought.. even in the real world! ;-)
Splendid– toys mistress. Anal probes will only be distributed if she thinks you’re worthy and will likely be administered by her. She will also work in conjunction with DM & M and may be called to the cellar to help with the bi curious male bonding process. Don’t call her ‘babe’ or you will be removed from the party by your scrotum!
Meaty & EssexWidePoof – costumes – I’m thinking Tweedle Dee & Dum from the new Alice & Wonderland – there to serve nibbles, watch but not touch and generally just appear at inopportune moments. Guaranteed to stay sober too as there’s no way Meaty would venture to the cellar for beer and if Essex goes then we just no he ain’t coming back walking in a straight line.
If I think of more, I’ll edit – if any of the above offends, I’ll edit... it’s just meant to be a bit of sexy fun ...
What’s your fantasy virtual sex party like then? :twisted:
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if Essex goes then we just no he ain’t coming back walking in a straight line.

It's called sauntering dahling!
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if Essex goes then we just no he ain’t coming back walking in a straight line.

It's called sauntering dahling!
rotflmao
hey i got a mention!!.. so i take it thats strict VIP invitations huh?.. Red Carpet, the full 9 Yards (or inches)
i have to say, a rather detailed party fantasy there. Im impressed,. and there was me with my rather crass sex act 'wish list' before... lol
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hey i got a mention!!.. so i take it thats strict VIP invitations huh?.. Red Carpet, the full 9 Yards (or inches)
i have to say, a rather detailed party fantasy there. Im impressed,. and there was me with my rather crass sex act 'wish list' before... lol

Detailed? I haven't even started 'dahling' *tosses hair* Once me and Kate get a bottle of wine or three down us one evening we'll see what we can really come up with :lol:
I'll get made up as one of those living statues you see in touristy places. I'll get myself in a good spot for watching and spend the entire evening at BIoke's enjoying the view.
:giggle:
Why am I in a cage?
I need room to maneouvre, room to breathe.
also, there's someone I shall be needing to get VERY Dommie on!
lp
Bloke............you are a cad. wink
An interesting scenario you put me in.
Can I bring my steel toe capped DM's as well? lol
I can use my old football strategy at the party.
Give me the date and I will be there. :wink:
Love it! smile
Can I bring Will my hot fitness instructor......I have a feeling you'll like him :lol2:
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Love it! smile
Can I bring Will my hot fitness instructor......I have a feeling you'll like him :lol2:

Yes - or I can come there.. whatever's easiest for all of us? Ask him the 'boys' and 'kissing' question first though as I don't like to appear pushy in lycra lol
Can I come? .... I can mop up all the man goo .... with my tongue!!! :twisted:
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i see what you did there BIoke. you want me to be outraged that im not in your plans... fuggedaboutit.

My party list isn't finished yet bum-hole licker lol
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Fuckin ell !!!
BIoke ... you mentioned being damned for this lol
This is the first time I`ve been included in an SH Official Clique thread ...so errrm
"hurrah"
and thankyou and all that stuff ...
I feel honoured to have actually been mentioned in the hallowed halls of cliquedom and I`d just like to reach out to all who weren`t mentioned here tonight and say ...
Keep trying ...keep posting...keep hoping and eventually you will all become worthy of a mention within the hallowed "Swinging Heaven Clique erama " :thumbup:
Endevour to persevere !!;)

Clique?! It's just my party..... and wait for chapter 2 - the first bit is before the watershed. After 11pm I'm putting you and biker-boy Kents in the cellar with Splendid and a 12" strap-on - you'll be seeing more than a lack of vapour trails then my boy! :twisted:
Quote by BIoke
Fuckin ell !!!
BIoke ... you mentioned being damned for this lol
This is the first time I`ve been included in an SH Official Clique thread ...so errrm
"hurrah"
and thankyou and all that stuff ...
I feel honoured to have actually been mentioned in the hallowed halls of cliquedom and I`d just like to reach out to all who weren`t mentioned here tonight and say ...
Keep trying ...keep posting...keep hoping and eventually you will all become worthy of a mention within the hallowed "Swinging Heaven Clique erama " :thumbup:
Endevour to persevere !!;)

Clique?! It's just my party..... and wait for chapter 2 - the first bit is before the watershed. After 11pm I'm putting you and biker-boy Kents in the cellar with Splendid and a 12" strap-on - you'll be seeing more than a lack of vapour trails then my boy! :twisted:
Mrs777 has a bigger one than that. wink
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Mrs777 has a bigger one than that. wink

Cool, then tell her she can come too and I will supply Rocco (the real one), in exchange for an hour with you.. and her strap on.. deal? lol
Quote by flower411
Fuckin ell !!!
BIoke ... you mentioned being damned for this lol
This is the first time I`ve been included in an SH Official Clique thread ...so errrm
"hurrah"
and thankyou and all that stuff ...
I feel honoured to have actually been mentioned in the hallowed halls of cliquedom and I`d just like to reach out to all who weren`t mentioned here tonight and say ...
Keep trying ...keep posting...keep hoping and eventually you will all become worthy of a mention within the hallowed "Swinging Heaven Clique erama " :thumbup:
Endevour to persevere !!;)

u made it in you lucky boy i read with baited breath but alas no twas not my time :cry:
any way no mention of cake so i don't wanna go anyhoo :flickshairnflounces:
Quote by BIoke
Mrs777 has a bigger one than that. wink

Cool, then tell her she can come too and I will supply Rocco (the real one), in exchange for an hour with you.. and her strap on.. deal? lol
You got the stamina? :lol:
Quote by kentswingers777
Mrs777 has a bigger one than that. wink

Cool, then tell her she can come too and I will supply Rocco (the real one), in exchange for an hour with you.. and her strap on.. deal? lol
You got the stamina? :lol:
Hell yes - have you got the muscle control? :twisted:
And have you been drinking? confused??: redface Ah sorry, it's fantasy... nearly forgot ;)
Yes fantasy indeedy..........wake up man and stop dreaming. lol
My fantasy sex party...
Me
Vida Gurrera
Saffy Mckenna
Desirae spencer
Bianca Beauchamp
Coco
We are immortal, stay young and live on an island where we fuck forever..... nomnomnomnom :wanker:
so wats the bouncy one got to do to get an invite?
i tried flouncing but it went un-noticed rolleyes
Quote by jdwxxx
My fantasy sex party...
Me
Vida Gurrera
Saffy Mckenna
Desirae spencer
Bianca Beauchamp
Coco - the clown?
We are immortal, stay young and live on an island where we fuck forever..... nomnomnomnom :wanker:

:giggle:
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so wats the bouncy one got to do to get an invite?
i tried flouncing but it went un-noticed rolleyes

Stick with me ...I`ll get ya in .....for a shag lol
Ignore him bouncy - he's in a cage right now with Kent sharing mrs777's double ender whilst popping cherries out of his arse so can do nothing of the kind wink
You'd be very welcome and I have some nice young, muscular rugby playing studs that need you on their team :twisted:
yeah i'm in :bounce:
i'll deal with those rugby players in a bit flower promised me a shag first now wheres the key to his cage :rascal:
Quote by foxylady2209
My fantasy sex party...
Me
Vida Gurrera
Saffy Mckenna
Desirae spencer
Bianca Beauchamp
Coco - the clown?
We are immortal, stay young and live on an island where we fuck forever..... nomnomnomnom :wanker:

:giggle:
hahahaha ha no..... no
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What’s your fantasy virtual sex party like then? :twisted:

Naked Tweeky, one mirror, appropriate music
This should do :smug:
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Who's she - it looks like she has something pink leaking out of her back lady-bottom confused Fish look like that in a goldfish bowl sometimes... is she OK?
Yeah it is the remains of one of Splendids strap ons lol
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Who's she - it looks like she has something pink leaking out of her back lady-bottom confused
string...
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string...

Ah, OK, as long as she's OK up there on that high window ledge...nice shot of the Chrysler building anyways wink