Birthday present for my wife

3 Nov 2009

Now she is very very difficult to buy for, so I was thinking about the ultimate night out so I have already decided "to take her to the drive through, and bang her twice" lol

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But any gift suggestions would be appreciated, she does not want a new watch, jewellery, or perfume.
Please help 69position

3 Nov 2009

She is so gonna slap you if she sees this! :sparring: :sparring:
Mal
wink

3 Nov 2009

I was just thinking that! Now what do you buy the woman who has everything? Looks like a new husband could be on the cards! :thumbup:
Or maybe you could get her a years membership to SH? :giggle:
bolt

3 Nov 2009

Judge Dredd Casefiles #13 and 14.
No - wait - that's what I want.
Aside from perfume, girlies like, er, shoes, i think.
And chocolate.
HTH :}

3 Nov 2009

Dear Dragons, I'm looking for an investment of a million pounds for a 5% stake in my new chocolate shoe factory! :lol2:

3 Nov 2009

I have asked her 456776 times what she wants and she says "Don't know". Chocolate on the way, I could not buy her shoes or clothes as she will hate my choices.
Its Monday I am worried and fast running out of time yikes

3 Nov 2009

I recently got an apple tree for my birthday. Any good?

3 Nov 2009

How about a pamper day; massage, manicure etc, or a annual pass to the cinema biggrin

3 Nov 2009

You had better hurry up Max..Johnny the boy may be on the case..... bolt

3 Nov 2009

A Montblanc handbag pen - such as the Boheme rouge ballpoint!
A Tiffany heart keyring - inscribed with your love :love:
A first edition of a much-loved book
A set of luxurious lingerie bags for travelling
A goat for a poor family somewhere she cares about/adopting an animal/water aid/etc etc

3 Nov 2009

Quote by Cubette
How about a pamper day; massage, manicure etc, or a annual pass to the cinema

Oh well.... that's those off your Xmas list! :doh:

3 Nov 2009

Clothes vouchers, romantic dinner in an unusual place, make an appointment at a art/portrait studio (photo or painting), romantic weekend away....
Good luck and don't forget a birthday card biggrin

3 Nov 2009

A Radley bag and the shop in Portsmouth is an excellent start :thumbup:

3 Nov 2009

I have it :bounce:
A trip to Chams :giggle:

3 Nov 2009

May I suggest a day pony trekking in north wales.

3 Nov 2009

Quote by Ben_welshminx
May I suggest a day pony trekking in north wales.

OOO wonderful idea. I've been on a horse-trek once and loved every minute. Even when it decided to take a stroll into the hedge with me hauling, without any effect, on the reins.

3 Nov 2009

can you still buy a square yard of nowhere in a remote part of Scotland which still comes with a title.
Lady of outernowhereshire
She could then command you to do the washing up lol

3 Nov 2009

Me

3 Nov 2009

what about a rabbit with stupid ears....... rolleyes

4 Nov 2009

Quote by MadMax
Now she is very very difficult to buy for, so I was thinking about the ultimate night out so I have already decided "to take her to the drive through, and bang her twice" .
But any gift suggestions would be appreciated, she does not want a new watch, jewellery, or perfume.
Please help

:giggle:
How about a years subscription to a well-known swinging site? biggrin

It's the gift that keeps on giving. :thumbup:

4 Nov 2009

Quote by TheLovelyOne
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A set of luxurious lingerie bags for travelling
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Not a bad one, if you couple it with a nice weekend away somewhere. ;)

4 Nov 2009

trip to paris always goes down well or you can name a star after her, of course diamonds are another option!!!
Happy shopping.

4 Nov 2009

i had a dyson for christmas once !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that meant no sex for a year until he redeemed himself
mad

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

4 Nov 2009

Hot air ballooning
A drive experiance around Silverstone or similar
Part shares in a race horse or similar
A box at Wimbledon / football/ race course or similar
Trip up the Spinnker Tower
A shopping trip out with Dawnie, PK etc
A trip to Hatton garden area and the shops there!

4 Nov 2009

Quote by MadMax
I have asked her 456776 times what she wants and she says "Don't know".

If she's so insistent that she doesn't know, you can bet your bottom dollar she bloody well does - and it's up to you to find out what it is!!
Everything else is a failure and you suffer the consequences!! :shock:
Good luck!!
Mal
wink

4 Nov 2009

Its a very tough one... I am still having trouble :sad: some good ideas though.

4 Nov 2009

Quote by midsprincess
i had a dyson for christmas once !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that meant no sex for a year until he redeemed himself
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

dyson eh? you lucky girl they suck and blow lol

4 Nov 2009

Let me ring her and ask her what she would like her husband to buy her for her birthday, then all I have to is tell you, you go off,buy it, wrap it and be the dutiful husband.... lol

:lol:

4 Nov 2009

Quote by Sarah
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A shopping trip out with Dawnie, PK etc
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I'm sorry, I thought it was ideas for a birthday present ...... not how to become bankrupt in 1 easy step!!!!
confused

:eeek: :shock:

4 Nov 2009

Quote by Sarah
Hot air ballooning
A drive experiance around Silverstone or similar
Part shares in a race horse or similar
A box at Wimbledon / football/ race course or similar
Trip up the Spinnker Tower
A shopping trip out with Dawnie, PK etc
A trip to Hatton garden area and the shops there!

Aww rats! I was gonna suggest that he takes her up the spinnaker! :giggle: bolt