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It's 'she who must be obeyed's' birthday tomorrow and I haven't a clue what to get her! She's talking about a new fleece for walking but that seems a bit boring and another 'toy' would just make the wardrobe shelf fall in under the weight.
Sooo..........any ideas ladies?
A diamond ring biggrin
Already done that one...and she doesn't even blummin wear it! 4 grand on a ring and it sits in the box...
She like's practical things....no I'm not going to buy her a new vacuum cleaner!
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Already done that one...and she doesn't even blummin wear it! 4 grand on a ring and it sits in the box...
She like's practical things....no I'm not going to buy her a new vacuum cleaner!

nice pair of fell working boots and water proofs ..bad winter predicted
New Brashers couple of weeks ago screwed that one up, waterproofs though, now they could be handy!
Nice candelit diner for 2 ............................................or more?
She likes "practical" gifts ?????
How about . . . . . .
The other, so 'practical' it beggers belief. Not practical in a "Black and Decker" sort of way, but something that will allow me to enjoy someones company for longer into the Autumnal evenings.

So now - I can shag on the patio even when it's cold out ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! rotflmao
Now there's a thought...hold that one.....she's a bit weight concious (I'm obviously not!) and she hates leaving the baby alone for any length of time (He's only 17!)..but this has chances.
Now wheres the local chippy
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Already done that one...and she doesn't even blummin wear it! 4 grand on a ring and it sits in the box...
She like's practical things....no I'm not going to buy her a new vacuum cleaner!

Leave her, shes no good for you.
Marry me!
A new mobile phone
iPod thingy dunno
Quote by goodporking
Now there's a thought...hold that one.....she's a bit weight concious (I'm obviously not!) and she hates leaving the baby alone for any length of time (He's only 17!)..but this has chances.
Now wheres the local chippy

I dont think are both on the same wavelenght here!!
Give the "baby" a tenner and send him to the pub, then hot foot it to the local Indian Restaurant!!
Well if shes wanting a new fleece buy her one and a good outdoor jacket to go with it.................go buy them together and have a meal out while your there
problem sorted pressy she wants and the meal out -childless
Go buy her some of this stuff, Equi and Shireen bought at the weekend from Lush
A long weekend in the Old Dungeon Ghyll in Langdale in the lakes. Nice hotel, good food, excellent beer, stunning scenery and some wonderful walks if you've got any energy left from her being so pleased with you.
And no I'm not on commission !