I just got back from California and seeing the wonderful body’s on the beach (lots have parts added I must add) that apart it was an old voyeurs dream, I got to thinking what part of my body would I like to part exchange. I think may be my hooter could do with some off. What would you get done it you had the opportunity :shock:
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Bits you would get cut off or stuffed in
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Quote by Katien_n_John
erm, look at the avatar................ pretty much all of it:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Awwwww John don't put yourself down, you look nice.
I'd have some of my boobs cut off I think, or a tummy tuck (a big one :shock: )
bit to take offf............ mmm Debs thinks
Well me tum for sure after having a Cesarean and appendix out and gull bladder!
No hope in getting me tum back to shape after that! :shock:
Then i would like the inside of me thighs to be taken off! or should i say removed
under arms too.......not like o keep them like it!
me pussy lips reduced as there are a pit long for my liking!
But even though i haven't had any complains yet!
ooo now way would i like me boobs reduced............just a up lift would be fine :twisted: :twisted:
Well me tum for sure after having a Cesarean and appendix out and gull bladder!
No hope in getting me tum back to shape after that! :shock:
Then i would like the inside of me thighs to be taken off! or should i say removed
under arms too.......not like o keep them like it!
me pussy lips reduced as there are a pit long for my liking!
But even though i haven't had any complains yet!
ooo now way would i like me boobs reduced............just a up lift would be fine :twisted: :twisted:
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Quote by Debbiewebs
bit to take offf............ mmm Debs thinks
Well me tum for sure after having a Cesarean and appendix out and gull bladder!
No hope in getting me tum back to shape after that! :shock:
Then i would like the inside of me thighs to be taken off! or should i say removed
under arms too.......not like o keep them like it!
me pussy lips reduced as there are a pit long for my liking!
But even though i haven't had any complains yet!
ooo now way would i like me boobs reduced............just a up lift would be fine :twisted: :twisted:
Bloody hell debbs it's supposed to be a small surgical procedure your gonna need the team from changing rooms in :shock:
I would definately have my nose sorted out and get back to just the one chin. The rest of it doesn't need surgery I just need to stop shovelling the crap in my mouth that causes the problem.
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Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs Tell me what is to long for pussy lips?
when you pull emm and they come down to ya knees
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: oo i get worse in me old age
don't knock it girl, keeps the kitchen floor free of crumbs
I dont want any surgery but if someone could wave a magic wand and put some the fat from my arse and thighs into my boobs I would be happy!
I have been working out in the gym and seem to be tonning up and losing weight but it seems to be going from my boobs and as I am only a B cup I dont have much to spare!
I would quit the gym but my personal trainer is stunning and I would love to give him a good work out!!!
Katy
xxx
I have been working out in the gym and seem to be tonning up and losing weight but it seems to be going from my boobs and as I am only a B cup I dont have much to spare!
I would quit the gym but my personal trainer is stunning and I would love to give him a good work out!!!
Katy
xxx
Quote by davej
I just need to stop shovelling the crap in my mouth that causes the problem.
OOOO i feel sorry for poor Mrs DJ........... all that shoveling that she has to do!
I mean the time it takes her to walk down the road to the pigs yard......and Battle against the pigs ............trying to get at her
...... then finding a spade to shovel it up!. :( ....... then when she final gets the shovel it 
...........and manges to pick up the shit........ :bounce: ... she has to carry it home! :shock: :shock: Once in side tis easy for her to put it in ya mouth..........as ya talk so much!
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i would have my boobs made bigger plz 
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:wink: Quote by Katy
I dont want any surgery but if someone could wave a magic wand and put some the fat from my arse and thighs into my boobs I would be happy!
I have been working out in the gym and seem to be tonning up and losing weight but it seems to be going from my boobs and as I am only a B cup I dont have much to spare!
I would quit the gym but my personal trainer is stunning and I would love to give him a good work out!!!
Katy
xxx
Oi, dont forget i can prove otherwise :twisted: you are Gorgeous so stop it ok? oh and u owe me a pm
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Quote by Debbiewebs
I just need to stop shovelling the crap in my mouth that causes the problem.
OOOO i feel sorry for poor Mrs DJ........... all that shoveling that she has to do!
I mean the time it takes her to walk down the road to the pigs yard......and Battle against the pigs ............trying to get at her
...... then finding a spade to shovel it up!. :( ....... then when she final gets the shovel it ...........and manges to pick up the shit........ :bounce: ... she has to carry it home! :shock: :shock: Once in side tis easy for her to put it in ya mouth..........as ya talk so much!
ouch!!............if I wasn't as thick as pig shit I could be hurt by that, however a response is a response regardless of it's barbs.
P.S. If you do have that surgery, could you send me the bit they cut off as my shoes are letting in water.
