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1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."
2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
3. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
8. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only tropical fish stores.
9. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
10. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
11. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for on the premises."
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5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

I hope they make sure they're dead first. :shock:
cross that destination of the list then :P
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8. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only tropical fish stores. "

I know my guppies from your average cold water fish very well lol
How does one apply for the job at No. 6? :twisted: :twisted: lol
Will - checking his passport and the time of the next flight to Guam bolt
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How does one apply for the job at No. 6? :twisted: :twisted: lol
Will - checking his passport and the time of the next flight to Guam bolt

Flight GU7426X from Heathrow
Leaving at 0745 tomorrow.
I've booked us four aisle seats guys :lol:
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How does one apply for the job at No. 6? :twisted: :twisted: lol
Will - checking his passport and the time of the next flight to Guam bolt

Flight GU7426X from Heathrow
Leaving at 0745 tomorrow.
I've booked us four aisle seats guys :lol:Good man!! :thumbup:
See you at the duty free checkout - Lagavullin and Glenfarclas 105 in hand!! :happy:
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How does one apply for the job at No. 6? :twisted: :twisted: lol
Will - checking his passport and the time of the next flight to Guam bolt

Flight GU7426X from Heathrow
Leaving at 0745 tomorrow.
I've booked us four aisle seats guys :lol:
Damn, I call shotgun on the North :P :lol:
Oh my.... that is just too scary, (except the Liverpool fish people???wtf?) ...long gone are the days of using 'blindness' as an excuse for being a good/ boy or girl.... Now it's 'off with ya head'...*gulp*
MrFC
Number 8. needs explaining? :shock:
I can imagine the topless saleswoman saying as her sales pitch: Have a look at this pair of Koi! wink
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5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Arrrghhhh, I'm going there in March next year.... will I ever come back ???
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5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Arrrghhhh, I'm going there in March next year.... will I ever come back???
Yes......
but you might never cum again confused
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5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Arrrghhhh, I'm going there in March next year.... will I ever come back???
Yes......
but you might never cum again confused
Decapitation.... not Castration.... I'd sooner be castrated than decapitated.....
errrr .... actually... I'm not too sure now I think about it.... no sex..... no life :shock:
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6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

Whats the pay like smile
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9. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

The wedding night must be interesting
Anyone know where Guam is? if so got any contacts over there? lol :lol:
I have a friend from the lebanon and she says that those laws are very similar to the ones we have about shooting welshmen in chester after midnight, technically right but you try and get away with it.
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5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

Arrrghhhh, I'm going there in March next year.... will I ever come back???
Yes......
but you might never cum again confused
He won't if he gives head like that, that's for sure.
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Anyone know where Guam is? if so got any contacts over there? lol :lol:

Follow the link for its location and NO I do not have friends there :lol: >>>>

See you there
phredd