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Quote by Bloke2005
Who cares wink He's 5'5", we three can toss him around like a cherry tomato in a salad bowl.... :rascal:

Well I'm only 5'0 so can I come too and you can all toss me :rascal:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Who cares wink He's 5'5", we three can toss him around like a cherry tomato in a salad bowl.... :rascal:

Well I'm only 5'0 so can I come too and you can all toss me :rascal:
Be careful what you wish for
:twisted:
Quote by Sarah

Who cares wink He's 5'5", we three can toss him around like a cherry tomato in a salad bowl.... :rascal:

Well I'm only 5'0 so can I come too and you can all toss me :rascal:
Be careful what you wish for
:twisted:
Poof - and as if by magic, a fairy appeared :wink:
Quote by Bloke2005

Who cares wink He's 5'5", we three can toss him around like a cherry tomato in a salad bowl.... :rascal:

Well I'm only 5'0 so can I come too and you can all toss me :rascal:
Be careful what you wish for
:twisted:
Poof - and as if by magic, a fairy appeared :wink:
With a large wand in his hand??? Offering us three wishes??
lol :lol:
Quote by Jags
With a large wand in his hand??? Offering us three wishes??
lol :lol:

Yes.... he's here too rotflmao
Quote by Bloke2005
With a large wand in his hand??? Offering us three wishes??
lol :lol:

Yes.... he's here too rotflmao
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy:
Quote by andy2120
i'm mr dominate, i dont like 2 b man-handled!

'kin ell ! :shock: Someone pass me the popcorn.......this is gonna be good :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
i'm mr dominate, i dont like 2 b man-handled!

'kin ell ! :shock: Someone pass me the popcorn.......this is gonna be good :twisted:
Winchwench slips unnotice into back row next to Sassy & settles down to watch the show.
Sweet or salted hun?
Quote by winchwench
i'm mr dominate, i dont like 2 b man-handled!

'kin ell ! :shock: Someone pass me the popcorn.......this is gonna be good :twisted:
Winchwench slips unnotice into back row next to Sassy & settles down to watch the show.
Sweet or salted hun?
we're in the back row hunni, f*ck the popcorn :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
i'm mr dominate, i dont like 2 b man-handled!

'kin ell ! :shock: Someone pass me the popcorn.......this is gonna be good :twisted:
Winchwench slips unnotice into back row next to Sassy & settles down to watch the show.
Sweet or salted hun?
we're in the back row hunni, f*ck the popcorn :twisted:
Better keep the noise down.......or they'll all be turning round to watch!
Either New Bored or stupid ....... you decide!
Hats off to the fella mind...... brave lad lol :lol:
I get very cross at always being soooo late on here in the evenings!! mad :x
For the last two or three months I have been longing for a Jags v Andy contest. Oh this is going to be good. Short - but good! rotflmao
Jags - fancy a snog before you step into the ring? passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
.....and after your stunning, whirlwind victory.... hump
Will
PS Duty tells me that I have to be in the front row supporting the divine Jags, but can someone please film WinchWench and Sassy in the back row so that I can watch it later?
:twisted: :twisted:
Perv rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Perv rolleyes
...and your point is?
Will
I really shoudln't drink port. Ask Sarah redface
Quote by willxx69
I get very cross at always being soooo late on here in the evenings!! mad :x
For the last two or three months I have been longing for a Jags v Andy contest. Oh this is going to be good. Short - but good! rotflmao
Jags - fancy a snog before you step into the ring? passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
.....and after your stunning, whirlwind victory.... hump
Will
PS Duty tells me that I have to be in the front row supporting the divine Jags, but can someone please film WinchWench and Sassy in the back row so that I can watch it later?
:twisted: :twisted:

smackbottom It's not sport!
wink
:inlove:
Quote by Jags
smackbottom It's not sport!
Ooooh, I love it when you get all dominant! :jagsatwork: :twisted: :twisted:
Will :giggle:
Never realised how much I missed the catfights lol
At this point I think it's only fair to point out that Andy's initial post was of good intention.
OK the comment about Jag's profile wasn't the best strategic mood, but we all make mistakes.
Now I think you should kiss & make up and be all lovely (I'm in one of those moods today)
Can you feel the love in this post? Can you?
i can see something i'd like to feel :rascal:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
i can see something i'd like to feel :rascal:

Evening meaty kiss
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hello sexy passionkiss

See the love vibe is starting to spread though the thread already :giggle:
Quote by Bloke2005
i'm mr dominate, i dont like 2 b man-handled!

Me too and we live near Jags so it's 3 against one :twisted:
But I thought you didwant to be man handled dunno
Who cares wink He's 5'5", we three can toss him around like a cherry tomato in a salad bowl.... :rascal:
but i'm beefcake , i'm might b short , but tough inside :laughabove: . i'm not gettin whipped here
Quote by andy2120
but i'm beefcake , i'm might b short , but tough inside :laughabove: . i'm not gettin whipped here

whip
We shall see... I'm 5'3" and believe me, I'm more than capable of taking you down!
wink
Quote by andy2120
but i'm beefcake , i'm might b short , but tough inside :laughabove: . i'm not gettin whipped here

You need a new shovel for that hole hun ? rolleyes
Quote by andy2120
i'm mr dominate, i dont like 2 b man-handled!

Me too and we live near Jags so it's 3 against one :twisted:
But I thought you didwant to be man handled dunno
Who cares wink He's 5'5", we three can toss him around like a cherry tomato in a salad bowl.... :rascal:
but i'm beefcake , i'm might b short , but tough inside :laughabove: . i'm not gettin whipped here
It's not Bloke's whip which will be checking how tough your insides actually are :shock:
Quote by Kiss_Me

but i'm beefcake , i'm might b short , but tough inside :laughabove: . i'm not gettin whipped here

whip
We shall see... I'm 5'3" and believe me, I'm more than capable of taking you down!
wink
my cheast is bigger than urs lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by andy2120
but i'm beefcake , i'm might b short , but tough inside

Hmmmm, your sounding less like Beefcake and more like overcooked Kwiksave economy burger rolleyes
Quote by Sassy-Seren

but i'm beefcake , i'm might b short , but tough inside :laughabove: . i'm not gettin whipped here

You need a new shovel for that hole hun ? rolleyes
No - but Mr Bloke may need a shoe-horn lol