Can you imagine working for a company with little more than 500 employees and has these statistics ?
29 accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad /bouncing cheques
17 have been bankrupt or indirectly bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have done time for assualt
71 cannot get credit cards due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are current defendants in law suits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving
CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ORGANISATION THIS IS ?
its the 535 members of the United States Congress ,this same group crack out 100s of new laws each year to keep their population in line
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bizarre but very true
Sex God
I would have said British Parliment, but not surprised either way.
John
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Sex God
Quote by SXBOY
Can you imagine working for a company with little more than 500 employees and has these statistics ?
29 accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad /bouncing cheques
17 have been bankrupt or indirectly bankrupted at least two businesses
3 have done time for assualt
71 cannot get credit cards due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are current defendants in law suits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving
CAN YOU GUESS WHICH ORGANISATION THIS IS ?
its the 535 members of the United States Congress ,this same group crack out 100s of new laws each year to keep their population in line
I'm sure this was done a few weeks ago, or something very similar to it
- I'll go mow my lawns
Sex God
Quote by Sexysteph
hehehehe Dammie you want a wooden spoon
It was done before
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/37175.html
but it was a little while ago
XXdevilXX did a similar one which was fantastic - if I can find the link I'll add it -as it was really funny
Steph
Found it
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/27003.html
HI Steph
Thanks for find that I did have a hunt, but clearly my fingers are not as good
as yours at using the search button!! ( I knew it had been done before)maybe now a mods can lock this as poeple now have two treads on exactly the same copy and paste subject)
Casanova
Well, I was going to vote, but whilst I was puzzling over which pompous, arrogant, shameless, cheating, lying, manipulative bag-of-wind would be the best one to choose out of the main three pompous, arrogant, shameless, cheating, lying, manipulative bags-of-wind, my cat came upon the best solution, and inexplicitly grabbed the ballot slip, ran off with it and dropped it into the litter full tray from which it had recently vacated. It then proceeded to bury it. It won't make any difference Labour would win any way.
"...on its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford. "It is."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in."'
-Douglas Adams, 'So Long And Thanks For All The Fish'
"...on its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford. "It is."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in."'
-Douglas Adams, 'So Long And Thanks For All The Fish'
Quote by flapjackboy
*sigh*
Yet another 'factoid' email posted without any research to verify the facts.
SXBOY, please check on Snopes before posting any more of these.
It may be on Snopes but as a yankee living in King Arthurs court arena, i can honestly say that it probably isnt far off... where I used to live - due to my contacts - I got away with LOADS... had enough arrests :boxing: &
and speeding tickets :small-print: to wallpaper the Millinium dome (inside and out) but amazingly enough, there is NO record of any of it... he he he... the things you can get out of with just a few pictures... 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by wildwilly
"...on its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford. "It is."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in."'
Who are you? David Ike?
Casanova
Quote by Libra+Love
"...on its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford. "It is."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards?"
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard," said Ford, "the wrong lizard might get in."'
Who are you? David Ike?
have to say I didnt understand your reference to David Icke, so I went looking, found the reptillian agenda web site and this pic
eeeeewww! (hes as nutty as a fruitloop :silly: )
