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OK being the trusting fun loving sort I am, I have been trying to arrange a meet with a local couple for some fun...
It all seemed to be going well but we might have got a little bogged down in e-mail...
What do you think??
This is the entire mail history with names and numbers edited out to protect the not so innocent!
Them: Hi you look fine to us so are you in ********* and can you accomadate also can you send a full nude please thanks P and L
Me:Hi P and L,
Yes I am able to accommodate in ******* and have attached a picture. Is there anything else I can tell you?
Mike

Them: we are very interested when do you want us to come by the way are you cut or uncut
Me: Hi there,
Thanks for the mail. It would be very good to meet you both soon. I am around tonight and Friday night this week, I am also free Friday afternoon if you can make it then?
I guess the best thing to do would be for you to call me xxxxxxx and we can sort things out from there…
Mike
PS I am cut.

Me: HI guys,
Just wondered whether you had any plans for the weekend?
Mike

Them: we are away this weekend
Me: Have a good time and enjoy your trip
Them: HI WE ARE NOT GOING NOW SO CAN COME TONIGHT SEND US FULL ADDRESS WILL COME ABOUT 7-8 YOU DO KNOW P’S NOT SLIM ALSO I WOULD LIKE TO VIDEO IT
Me: Hi, thanks for the mail. I have now made plans for today and this evening and may not be able to make it. I will be around tomorrow evening if that’s any good? I am also around Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday of next week and some time during the following weekend.
Thanks
Mike

Them: hi there can you make tonight ,we are both going to work now will get back 5-6 so can come about our mobile number is xxxxxxxx
Me: Tried to call a couple of times but only got voice mail…can only assume that you are unable to make it. Am in all evening so if you get the chance give me a call on xxxxxx
Mike

Them: hi we have left our phone in hubbys bothers car will have it today after 10am when do you want to meet
Them: we would like to come tonight or tomorrow tony wants to video it if thats ok please ring us after 10 today thanks or email today and we will have a look at our emails when we get in at 5

Me: Tried to call, left message on voice mail. Give me a call if you are around later and we can sort something out…
Would be good to talk
M

Them: would like to come to you next saturday night 23rd can you send a full nude and face shot so we no your genuine thanks
Me: I have already sent you full nude and face photos, together with my mobile phone number, street address and post code. I have called you several times, left messages and e-mails and am yet to get an answer or call back. I am afraid that I have done as much as I can to prove who I am. I wish you luck in finding someone who will provide more proof.
mad
Looks like they've lost the plot by now.
And your point is????? dunno
No real point just a mini "getting it out of my system cos it's annoyed the hell out of me" rantette!
not another winger oh ffs, i give up
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not another winger oh ffs, i give up

Are you whinging about my whinging???
time for MISSCHIEFS my kinda guy i think lol
Mike - We get these all the time. One liners demanding information, giving little in return and dragging on for days.
We give as much info as we can and then reply to each of theirs with -
"here is our number call us and we will talk about it."
Or
"give us your number and we will talk about it."
If they wont talk early on the phone forget em!
I'm sorry about this but.................
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Oh you poor thing :rotflmao: :therethere: sorry trying not to laugh - but they just sound, well ......... ummmmm can't think of the right words :undecided: two short planks keeps springing to mind confused sorry that's horrible, cos don't know their side of the story or reasoning.
Now get back up, get back out there and you will surely find a fabulous couple that you will get on like a dream with kiss
Good luck biggrin
Oh in edit :lol2: yep, time for my kinda guy cool Myyyaaaahhhhhh eeeeee, Myyyaaaaahhhh ohhhh, Myyyaaaahh aaahhhhhh ............. :D
Thanks for your kind words!!!
I must agree with you and to be honest the I posted this as much out of amusement as frustration!
I guess there's one born every minute and today it's me!! blink :doh: :doh:
Sorry Mike but looks like you've been wound up so can I have the naked pics instead?
Dawn :giggle:
It could be that they answer a lot of emails and can't remember whether or not you sent a pic. I'm always doing that - emails here, emails there, emails to work that I almost answer as "Blue" confused ... the list goes on....
I think I would give them one last shot... tell them to ring you on a certain evening and if they don't sod it. Must say you've been very patient though...
Now... stop whinging and go and get laid lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
time wasters,,,
so little time so much pussy
It's all familiar to me, Mr. Sarf - some couples who have at some time responded to my ad have had an amazing number of excuses, if it isn't a bad bout of flu which lasts for weeks, it's broken limbs, or grandmothers' funerals, usually in Scotland.....
Mike.
I think the major issue with me was the lengths they wanted me to go to to prove myself as genuine....
Still looking back at it all, if that's their attitude then I am most definitely better off out of it...Onwards and upwards...
So...Who's next??? :twisted:
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so little time so much pussy

so many pussies you mean?