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10 Jul 2006

Quote by Bloke2005

I hate to bump this thread but what IS going on with Simon??
You say you aren't Bi but your profile says you are.

I don't think he knows... and based on his above quotes, mis-quotes and duplicate posts I think he was one-handed typing Kiss_Me... and very excited at the time ;)
I think Polo has a new stalker :rascal:
maybe you and polo could both shag him and he can decide if he likes both :twisted:
(obviously you can go first Bloke)

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu

I hate to bump this thread but what IS going on with Simon??
You say you aren't Bi but your profile says you are.

I don't think he knows... and based on his above quotes, mis-quotes and duplicate posts I think he was one-handed typing Kiss_Me... and very excited at the time ;)
I think Polo has a new stalker :rascal:
maybe you and polo could both shag him and he can decide if he likes both :twisted:
(obviously you can go first Bloke)

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Don't encourage the man!
Any person that dares to even consider stalking me (unless she's intelligent and attractive wink

) will be subjected to my random outbursts and caustic remarks!
:twisted:

10 Jul 2006

Consider yourself stalked :twisted:
(well i'm almost doing it now anyway :giggle smile

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu

I hate to bump this thread but what IS going on with Simon??
You say you aren't Bi but your profile says you are.

I don't think he knows... and based on his above quotes, mis-quotes and duplicate posts I think he was one-handed typing Kiss_Me... and very excited at the time ;)
I think Polo has a new stalker :rascal:
maybe you and polo could both shag him and he can decide if he likes both :twisted:
(obviously you can go first Bloke)
Why should Bloke go first? confused

Isn't it meant to be ladies first - oh yeah.... point taken.... Bloke goes first lol

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Consider yourself stalked :twisted:
(well i'm almost doing it now anyway :giggle

Well I thought I was stalking you... if you are stalking me why do you keep turning your back on me then? :shock:
wink

10 Jul 2006

we must be stalking each other then, not sure how that works dunno

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
we must be stalking each other then, not sure how that works

We must be walking in circles then! :doh:
There's me thinking my dizziness was because I drank too much and the fact that I'm blonde of course! :silly:
IN EDIT! I just noticed your signature! :giggle:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
Consider yourself stalked :twisted:
(well i'm almost doing it now anyway :giggle

Well I thought I was stalking you... if you are stalking me why do you keep turning your back on me then? :shock:
wink

Oh i get it... you're only my part-time stalker when the eye-candy is not around.
Oh the hurt sad

Oh the rejection :cry:
The shame of only being a substitute stalkee redface

10 Jul 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Consider yourself stalked :twisted:
(well i'm almost doing it now anyway :giggle

Well I thought I was stalking you... if you are stalking me why do you keep turning your back on me then? :shock:
wink

Oh i get it... you're only my part-time stalker when the eye-candy is not around.
Oh the hurt sad

Oh the rejection :cry:
The shame of only being a substitute stalkee redface

As if!!!
I am stalking Meaty purely as a form of torture... I give with one hand then take away with another. (Not literally mind you! :shock:)
I am stalking you for completely different reasons! :twisted: :lickface:
Anyway Polo darling, I am more than mad enough to carry out multi-stalking!
biggrin

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu

I hate to bump this thread but what IS going on with Simon??
You say you aren't Bi but your profile says you are.

I don't think he knows... and based on his above quotes, mis-quotes and duplicate posts I think he was one-handed typing Kiss_Me... and very excited at the time ;)
I think Polo has a new stalker :rascal:
maybe you and polo could both shag him and he can decide if he likes both :twisted:
(obviously you can go first Bloke)
.....and maybe we could both shag you? :twisted:
Polo - I'm pretending not to have seen your 'lady' comment ;)

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Bloke2005

I hate to bump this thread but what IS going on with Simon??
You say you aren't Bi but your profile says you are.

I don't think he knows... and based on his above quotes, mis-quotes and duplicate posts I think he was one-handed typing Kiss_Me... and very excited at the time ;)
I think Polo has a new stalker :rascal:
maybe you and polo could both shag him and he can decide if he likes both :twisted:
(obviously you can go first Bloke)
.....and maybe we could both shag you? :twisted:
Polo - I'm pretending not to have seen your 'lady' comment ;)
err, no need Bloke, sure Polo can look after me quite well, you just concentrate your efforts on being useful elsewhere

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
err, no need Bloke, sure Polo can look after me quite well, you just concentrate your efforts on being useful elsewhere

... but we work as a tag-team, allegedly :twisted:

10 Jul 2006

doesn't that mean she shags me silly while you wash my car dunno

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
doesn't that mean she shags me silly while you wash my car

Whatever

.... :P

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
doesn't that mean she shags me silly while you wash my car

You obviously know too much lol

:lol: :lol:

10 Jul 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
doesn't that mean she shags me silly

that shouldn't take long, hardly the sharpest knife in the drawer are you rolleyes

10 Jul 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
doesn't that mean she shags me silly

that shouldn't take long, hardly the sharpest knife in the drawer are you rolleyes

I like to make sure they are totally doo-lalley :rascal:

11 Jul 2006

PL, I couldn't think of a better way to lose your mind than to you :twisted:

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