A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blond.
He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You Know "he says, I've
heard that flights go quicker if you strike a up a conversation with
your fellow passenger. So lets talk. The blond who had just opened her
book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to
discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know'. how about nuclear energy?"
"OK" she says. "That could be an interesting topic, but first may I ask
you a question? A horse. a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff. Grass.
Yet, the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out flat patties
and the horse produces muffin shaped poop. Why do you suppose that is?
"The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't got a clue.
"So tell me" she says, "how is it you feel qualified to discuss nuclear
energy when you don't know shit?" :idea:
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AUSTRALIAN VALENTINES POEM
Of course I love yer darling
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So yer bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell yer, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila who is your age
Have nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know yer did yer best
I'm tellin yer the truth now
I never tell yer lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on yer thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I
Was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer!
AUSTRALIAN VALENTINES POEM
Of course I love yer darling
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So yer bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell yer, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila who is your age
Have nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know yer did yer best
I'm tellin yer the truth now
I never tell yer lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on yer thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought u was as good as I
Was ever gonna get
No matter wot u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer!
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:Quote by blondeslave
I love it love it love it
see some of us are more intelligent than u guys think........
More intelligent blonde jokes please,,,,,,,,,,,,
Luv n cuddles
Blondeslave. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
So there's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river, and shouts back, "You are on the other side."
And I couldn't resist this one...
Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it yourself."
:D
Oh dear, am I in trouble?
Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, and finally made his way through the revolving door.
"Well," he snarled at the blonde, "what do you want?"
"I just wanted to know why you can't ring it yourself."
:DOh dear, am I in trouble?
Quote by Badger
I love it love it love it
see some of us are more intelligent than u guys think........
More intelligent blonde jokes please,,,,,,,,,,,,
Luv n cuddles
Blondeslave. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
So there's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river, then down the river, and shouts back, "You are on the other side."
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sexpert
A blonde walks up to the "craps" table at a casino and says to the croupier - "i want to play but do you mind if i strip first as i always feel luckier when i play naked"
The croupier replies - " of course not lady - feel free"
So the blonde takes the dice and thrtows them - then yeells "I WON _ I WON " and proceeded to take the chips and walked away.
The croupier turned to his colleague and said " did you see what she threw?"
His colleague replied "NO i thought you were looking"
The croupier replies - " of course not lady - feel free"
So the blonde takes the dice and thrtows them - then yeells "I WON _ I WON " and proceeded to take the chips and walked away.
The croupier turned to his colleague and said " did you see what she threw?"
His colleague replied "NO i thought you were looking"
