Well, we went on our hols last week - lasted all of 36 hours! Dave, while trying to get some pics of a waterfall, slipped on a greasy rock and had a spectacular fall and landed in the rocks below in three feet of water and has damaged his back! it took 20 mins to get him just out of the pool bless.
So, no need for my new basque etc, it was medical stuff for days - now I know he has a fantasy about nurse's uniforms - but this was just taking it a little too far!
Luckily, they said 6-8 inches the other way and he'd have broken his back, so now it's just a case of time doing the healing etc.
Typically though - he moaned that he never got the shot he was after, nor any new ones of me lol!! (and no video of him falling either that he could send to you've been framed).
At least he can go back when he's better - but he's banned from the edges and wet, sharp rocks for the rest of his life.