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Ok...
in Mrs Bone stylee (although probably with a lot less panache... Mrs B, I salute your thread starting skills! worship ) I thought I'd endeavour to get a bit smutty...
So, blow jobs. :spit: blast
I love giving them. Love it. But lately I'm feeling that my repetoire has become a bit tired. So, does anyone have any top tips for making a good blow job a great one?
Nola x
try sucking ice cubes first ( or during ) :twisted:
Ooooo I love giving them too! Not got any tips though, I don't really think about it - not had any complaints though. Oh, I have - quite some time after the event, but he was just being a mardy arse because I said something to him on a thread lol
Quote by Freckledbird
Ooooo I love giving them too! Not got any tips though, I don't really think about it - not had any complaints though. Oh, I have - quite some time after the event, but he was just being a mardy arse because I said something to him on a thread lol

:shock: how very dare he?! :shock:
Quote by noladreams30
Ooooo I love giving them too! Not got any tips though, I don't really think about it - not had any complaints though. Oh, I have - quite some time after the event, but he was just being a mardy arse because I said something to him on a thread lol

:shock: how very dare he?! :shock:
He's an arse, full of self-importance. :lol:
Suck a minty breath strip (that melt on your tongue) before hand - or chew an extra strong mint so long as you swallow all the gritty bits before you start biggrin
redface If I could get away with it, I would put giving BJ's on my CV as a favourite hobby surprisedops:
Now me not being one who normally talks about sexy antics on the forums, rolleyes I wont mention that a certain Mr NWC likes the sloppy variety, You know, the ones where it all gets wet and sticky, and while I am gently sucking and running my tongue all over the place, he loves it when I do a screwing, masterbating kind of thingy with my hand. But I really dont think I should be telling you his secrets :oops:
Oh yes, and lysterine mouthwash certainly warms things up a bit :twisted:
Did I mention that I like giving BJ's :oops:
airwaves chewies are a good one too...you know the menthol variety of chewing gum mmmmmmm
and ive heard doing that twisty masterbating hand movement with latex gloves on is also quite eye popping :eeek: :shock: , especially if theres lots of lube and other moisture on the gloves too!
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
redface If I could get away with it, I would put giving BJ's on my CV as a favourite hobby surprisedops:
Now me not being one who normally talks about sexy antics on the forums, rolleyes I wont mention that a certain Mr NWC likes the sloppy variety, You know, the ones where it all gets wet and sticky, and while I am gently sucking and running my tongue all over the place, he loves it when I do a screwing, masterbating kind of thingy with my hand. But I really dont think I should be telling you his secrets :oops:
Oh yes, and lysterine mouthwash certainly warms things up a bit :twisted:
Did I mention that I like giving BJ's :oops:

Oh yes, there is definately a few *hand/finger techniques* that can be used to full effect...use of cold baby oil is good to wink
But Im far to innocent for this thread :oops: :wink:
Quote by Bonedigger
and ive heard doing that twisty masterbating hand movement with latex gloves on is also quite eye popping :eeek: :shock: , especially if theres lots of lube and other moisture on the gloves too!

Not riskign the chewing gum, I would probably end up choking myself rolleyes but off to dig out some gloves for later :twisted:
Quote by anais
Oh yes, there is definately a few *hand/finger techniques* that can be used to full effect...use of cold baby oil is good to wink

Not too sure about the tast of the baby oil but chocolate body paint, can be very nice when carefully and gently licked and nibbled off, redface
Sorry, Im getting all embarrased now surprisedops:
:twisted:
and ty for your lovely compliment Nola BTW :inlove:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

and ive heard doing that twisty masterbating hand movement with latex gloves on is also quite eye popping :eeek: :shock: , especially if theres lots of lube and other moisture on the gloves too!

Not riskign the chewing gum, I would probably end up choking myself rolleyes but off to dig out some gloves for later :twisted:
Quote by anais
Oh yes, there is definately a few *hand/finger techniques* that can be used to full effect...use of cold baby oil is good to wink

Not too sure about the tast of the baby oil but chocolate body paint, can be very nice when carefully and gently licked and nibbled off, redface
Sorry, Im getting all embarrased now surprisedops:
:twisted: Can always use olive oil, dont have to use much lol
:notes:
Minty breath strips
Ice cubes
Latex gloves
Menthol chewing gum (although yes, NWC, with you on possible choking hazard... being spectacularly accident prone as I am!!)
Mouthwash
Extra Strong Mints
Lube
Baby Oil
ooooh, am feeling a trip to the supermarket coming on! What a random trolley load this will be!!
Loving the tips btw ladies....
Nola x
Have a search for Tantric Lingham(sp) Massage!! Some great ideas that I use often in them! Just take what you want from it...
Chew Scotch Bonnet Chillies before embarking on a session of sucking. But it maybe a good idea if you introduce restraints to your partner just prior to doing this.
Seriously though one rather nice thing to try is to bend your blokes dick as far forward away from him as possible then keep it there whilst bj'ing. Might be worth a go, I like it.biggrin
think im alone amongst men when i say very few blowjobs do that much for me just not enough friction.
To work for me it has to be fairly rough i like the gentle scrape of teeth or to be quite vigouruseach to there own
its probablly a bit to passive for me as i do like to be in control
Quote by Lost
Seriously though one rather nice thing to try is to bend your blokes dick as far forward away from him as possible then keep it there whilst bj'ing. Might be worth a go, I like it.biggrin

Cheers Lost, duly :notes:
Im giving all my secrets away now lol :lol: Do try them though cos these really are good wink
SWITCH HITTER
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you develop to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the difference. Don't get into a routine where the strokes are dull, and noncommittal. Give it to him good. Get him to the point where he's singing out, "I second that hand motion!"
DOUBLE WHAMMY
How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated hands down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both hands. If your partner's doesn't, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft, move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion. Pretend you're holding a baseball bat and are about to score a grand slam. You can also vary the directions of your hands, one up, one down at the same time. There's no doubt that two hands are better than one.
THE ANVIL STROKE
Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it. Meanwhile you're bringing your corresponding hand down to the top of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the name "anvil stroke." Think of those blacksmith duos who keep up a double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a piping-hot anvil.
THE SHUTTLE COCK
Not many people have heard of the "shuttle cock," but it's one of the best. Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of the shaft. In order to visualize the position, think of yourself holding a clarinet. Now flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind. Orgasms encountered via this method are sometimes messy, but always memorable.
THE BOOKENDS
Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair of bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift your hands up and down. Continue in this manner for a while. The constant tugging of the skin around the balls and the mons pubis will do the trick.
THE FLAME
Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away from the cock. Pretend you're a campfire girl and start spinning his pecker like a stick of wood. This way you'll keep the home fires burning for a long time to come.
THE BASE CLUTCH
Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft, pressing down on the balls. This will cut off the blood (acting as an impromptu cock ring) and help you steady the shaft in your hand. If the skin on it is slick and immutable, you can stroke the penis with more friction, thereby enhancing the excruciating experience.
THE LOVE TUG
As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the wispy strands of pubic hair sprouting from his testicles. Don't pull so hard that you remove them, but tease them gently, lovingly. This will make him holler with delight and awe at your inventiveness.
THE TWO-TIMER
Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and down.
THE THIGH-SWATTER
Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly pat his inner thighs.
BEST FIST FORWARD
Place your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him. He'll probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you more space to press against. Guaranteed to drive him wild.
As always, it is the psychological impact of what you are doing that makes the sex so satisfying. Let your mind escape into the uncharted wilderness of fantasy. As a sexual pioneer, it is your manifest destiny to explore the outer limits of your sensuality.
THE MILKER
Opposite of the Anvil - Hands alternate 'milking' up the penis, starting at the base and working all the way up past the tip.
THE PERPETUAL PENETRATION
Like the Anvil, but rather than just grabbing the penis at the top, let his penis 'penetrate' into your fist on each stroke. Before the head of his penis pops out of your hand, bring the other hand up for the next penetration. This way it seems to him like he is penetrating deeper and deeper into an infinite vagina. Make sure you keep the penetration continuous for best results. Try faster or slower to taste.
THE PALM SWIRL
Use your open palm to swirl around the head, the way your tongue would lick an ice cream cone. This sensitizes the head, and will make it get larger and turn (even more) red. Try reversing direction for a surprise.
TINY CIRCLES
As in "The Palm Swirl", use your open palm on his glans, but stop at each "hour of the clock", and make circular motions with your open palm. This will make this part of the head EXTREMELY sensitive, so move to the next hour after a few circles.
THE RING
Make a ring with your thumb and forefinger, and pump up and down with this ring. When you get to the top, close the ring, then make him squeeze his way in as you slide back down to the bottom.
THE DOOR KNOB
Turn the head of his penis like a you're trying to open a door knob coated with grease. It won't turn, but he may flip. Now try turning the other way. Repeat.
THE SHAFT
Stroke only his shaft, ignoring the head. You will notice it swelling and turning red. When it's bright red and rock hard, use the Door Knob, the Palm Swirl, or the Perpetual Penetration.
THE SPOT PINCH
Lightly and slowly run a finger up the under side of his cock. Ask him to tell you where the most sensitive spot is. Pinch it, squeeze it, nibble it, tease it. This is a good spot to pinch to turn a soft cock rock solid.
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I'm sure there's lotsa lovely stuff associated with mints and all that but truth is there's nowt that beats a good soft BJ. By soft I mean deep and fleshy.
That means no teeth!! :shock:
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Quote by westerross
I'm sure there's lotsa lovely stuff associated with mints and all that but truth is there's nowt that beats a good soft BJ. By soft I mean deep and fleshy.
That means no teeth!! :shock:
.

I always take me teeth out first confused :?
Anais the number of times u say what im thinkin grrr lol
Quote by anais
Im giving all my secrets away now lol :lol: Do try them though cos these really are good wink
SWITCH HITTER
Use both hands, alternating back and forth in a pattern you develop to offer him the most arousal. He will notice the difference. Don't get into a routine where the strokes are dull, and noncommittal. Give it to him good. Get him to the point where he's singing out, "I second that hand motion!"
DOUBLE WHAMMY
How about going double or nothing! Bring both well-lubricated hands down on his shaft. Some cocks are so big they require both hands. If your partner's doesn't, then use the other hand to caress and lightly flutter his balls, or tighten around the base of his shaft. If both hands fit along the length of the shaft, move then together, up and down, in the typical pumping motion. Pretend you're holding a baseball bat and are about to score a grand slam. You can also vary the directions of your hands, one up, one down at the same time. There's no doubt that two hands are better than one.
THE ANVIL STROKE
Bring one hand down, letting it stroke the penis from the top all the way to the bottom. When it hits the bottom, release it. Meanwhile you're bringing your corresponding hand down to the top of the shaft, creating an alternating beating motion, hence the name "anvil stroke." Think of those blacksmith duos who keep up a double beat pounding motion as they beat that rod of iron on a piping-hot anvil.
THE SHUTTLE COCK
Not many people have heard of the "shuttle cock," but it's one of the best. Take the penis in both hands, fingers lightly touching the sides of the shaft. In order to visualize the position, think of yourself holding a clarinet. Now flick the penis back and forth between your two hands by holding on to the loose skin of the shaft. Shuttling it back and forth in this manner may not seem incredibly thrilling to him at first, but pretty soon, as it builds up momentum, it will drive him out of his mind. Orgasms encountered via this method are sometimes messy, but always memorable.
THE BOOKENDS
Place both of your hands side by side against his shaft like a pair of bookends. Now push hard against his penis. Then lift your hands up and down. Continue in this manner for a while. The constant tugging of the skin around the balls and the mons pubis will do the trick.
THE FLAME
Place your hands down on either side, your fingers pointing away from the cock. Pretend you're a campfire girl and start spinning his pecker like a stick of wood. This way you'll keep the home fires burning for a long time to come.
THE BASE CLUTCH
Tighten your thumb and forefinger around the base of the shaft, pressing down on the balls. This will cut off the blood (acting as an impromptu cock ring) and help you steady the shaft in your hand. If the skin on it is slick and immutable, you can stroke the penis with more friction, thereby enhancing the excruciating experience.
THE LOVE TUG
As you are stroking him, lightly pull on the wispy strands of pubic hair sprouting from his testicles. Don't pull so hard that you remove them, but tease them gently, lovingly. This will make him holler with delight and awe at your inventiveness.
THE TWO-TIMER
Tickle his balls with one hand while the other jerks him up and down.
THE THIGH-SWATTER
Use the hand that is currently unemployed to firmly but lovingly pat his inner thighs.
BEST FIST FORWARD
Place your fist against his perineum as you're stroking him. He'll probably start opening his legs a little wider, giving you more space to press against. Guaranteed to drive him wild.
As always, it is the psychological impact of what you are doing that makes the sex so satisfying. Let your mind escape into the uncharted wilderness of fantasy. As a sexual pioneer, it is your manifest destiny to explore the outer limits of your sensuality.
THE MILKER
Opposite of the Anvil - Hands alternate 'milking' up the penis, starting at the base and working all the way up past the tip.
THE PERPETUAL PENETRATION
Like the Anvil, but rather than just grabbing the penis at the top, let his penis 'penetrate' into your fist on each stroke. Before the head of his penis pops out of your hand, bring the other hand up for the next penetration. This way it seems to him like he is penetrating deeper and deeper into an infinite vagina. Make sure you keep the penetration continuous for best results. Try faster or slower to taste.
THE PALM SWIRL
Use your open palm to swirl around the head, the way your tongue would lick an ice cream cone. This sensitizes the head, and will make it get larger and turn (even more) red. Try reversing direction for a surprise.
TINY CIRCLES
As in "The Palm Swirl", use your open palm on his glans, but stop at each "hour of the clock", and make circular motions with your open palm. This will make this part of the head EXTREMELY sensitive, so move to the next hour after a few circles.
THE RING
Make a ring with your thumb and forefinger, and pump up and down with this ring. When you get to the top, close the ring, then make him squeeze his way in as you slide back down to the bottom.
THE DOOR KNOB
Turn the head of his penis like a you're trying to open a door knob coated with grease. It won't turn, but he may flip. Now try turning the other way. Repeat.
THE SHAFT
Stroke only his shaft, ignoring the head. You will notice it swelling and turning red. When it's bright red and rock hard, use the Door Knob, the Palm Swirl, or the Perpetual Penetration.
THE SPOT PINCH
Lightly and slowly run a finger up the under side of his cock. Ask him to tell you where the most sensitive spot is. Pinch it, squeeze it, nibble it, tease it. This is a good spot to pinch to turn a soft cock rock solid.

After reading all that, am not the same guy. :lol: :lol:
A definate is to brush your teeth and swill with a nice strong mouthwash beforehand...
Makes for a very pleasant feeling I can tell you ;-)
Quote by noladreams30
...But lately I'm feeling that my repetoire has become a bit tired. So, does anyone have any top tips for making a good blow job a great one?

My advice is to think you are another person loon
I know this sounds strange yet please stay with me. Use language that is very sexual before giving head this will make the Gentleman feel realxed.
Think that you are a famous female movie star or a character within a book or film, perhaps. This is dnagerous sexy naughty...
Then you will give amazing head.
Another favourite of mine is:

When I see this in Porn it's just amazing & done by Belladonna even better.
I get my idea from the song by
Prince - 'If I Was Your Girlfriend'.
Him thinking as a Female...
Quote by flower411
think im alone amongst men when i say very few blowjobs do that much for me just not enough friction.
To work for me it has to be fairly rough i like the gentle scrape of teeth or to be quite vigouruseach to there own
its probablly a bit to passive for me as i do like to be in control

I think you may be talking about "face fucking"
It`s totally different to a blow job and is imho the best kind of oral sex. But has to be completely mutual wink
I was recently introduced to this by a very sexy lady and WOW certainly got both our rocks off doing it.
hhhmmmm
So I am just pondering now ............
Can Marmite be used as a lubricant .......
dunno
Just popping out to Tesco's, I may be some time .......
bolt
Quote by Manolishi
hhhmmmm
So I am just pondering now ............
Can Marmite be used as a lubricant .......
dunno
Just popping out to Tesco's, I may be some time .......
bolt

I knew you were weird but that is just revolting
Quote by Dawnie
hhhmmmm
So I am just pondering now ............
Can Marmite be used as a lubricant .......
dunno
Just popping out to Tesco's, I may be some time .......
bolt

I knew you were weird but that is just revolting
Ahhhh Dawnie, well I suppose honey could be a good alternative .....
Maybe a bit sticky though ...... :dunno:
Ooohh possibly Dragons Blood Chilli Sauce could get the eyes a watering ........ :shock: