I'm ready for you Polo... :twisted:
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Quote by PoloLady
I'm ready for you Polo... :twisted:
You just want to wear that for the aesthetics
:lol: :lol:It would save buying another drink as per your signature
Sex God
Polobabe! Have you been eating cabbage an sprouts again ? FFS 
What you need is a “FARTECTAMEY†this is an op most famous people get that stops them from botty-berping totally
I mean could you imagine the Queen in parliament giving her speech an half way through dropping her guts ? OMG think of the disgrace think of the news next day :shock:
Anyway polo I think you can get the op on the NHS these days hope it works babe
What you need is a “FARTECTAMEY†this is an op most famous people get that stops them from botty-berping totally
I mean could you imagine the Queen in parliament giving her speech an half way through dropping her guts ? OMG think of the disgrace think of the news next day :shock:
Anyway polo I think you can get the op on the NHS these days hope it works babe
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Quote by PoloLady
If ever there was a valid argument against cloning…..
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Had a conversation about this the other day - decided that it would be great if someone felt that relaxed and comfortable with you that it wouldn't bother them.
Quote by Freckledbird
Had a conversation about this the other day - decided that it would be great if someone felt that relaxed and comfortable with you that it wouldn't bother them.
I had been with my hubby for about 6 weeks and both of us ended our dates by rushing to our cars and letting rip. We laughed about it one night and agreed that we should just be ourselves and let go as and when needed...... he's now regretting that agreement! haha
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Something you had eaten the day or two before was now causing you to produce super-ultra-eggy smelly bottom-burps of bed shaking volume?
That just wouldn't happen.
Everyone knows that women don't really fart, and if by some strange reason they do they smell like perfume.
Er pardon me ?
women do fart, sorry 'pass wind', its just they are normally quiet ones followed by a dirty look at their hubby / partner / friend / dog thus quietly passing blame...
Its a female thing....
Shhhhhhhhhh!
That's meant to be a ladies secret.
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I would probably have to cancel if I weren't able to 'blow off' discreetly!
A few little pumps I could probably deal with
A few little pumps I could probably deal with
Quote by HornyBear
Something you had eaten the day or two before was now causing you to produce super-ultra-eggy smelly bottom-burps of bed shaking volume?
That just wouldn't happen.
Everyone knows that women don't really fart, and if by some strange reason they do they smell like perfume.
Er pardon me ?
women do fart, sorry 'pass wind', its just they are normally quiet ones followed by a dirty look at their hubby / partner / friend / dog thus quietly passing blame...
Its a female thing....
Why do you think so many women own dogs/cats/hubbys? :roll:
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My Mrs says hers don't smell (well the ones she doesn't do that is! ). Just goes to show that olefactory quality is in the nose of the sniffer.
The worst one is the elephant trap trump. You know the one when you've been farting merrily for two days and they don't smell and the very time yer in sweet company it comes out in an obnoxious concoction that endangers life on the planet.
Oh and I wouldn't cancel. I'd chance it - love me love my guts I always say!
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). Just goes to show that olefactory quality is in the nose of the sniffer.The worst one is the elephant trap trump. You know the one when you've been farting merrily for two days and they don't smell and the very time yer in sweet company it comes out in an obnoxious concoction that endangers life on the planet.
Oh and I wouldn't cancel. I'd chance it - love me love my guts I always say!
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Quote by mdr2000
Easiest solution is to meet up and if it happens blame them lol..
If you can do that and they accept it then the chances are they're incontinent and so i'd cancell!! :shock:
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the ones you dont hear coming (the silent but deadly type) are the ones that could keel over a heard of buffalo
You've met my ex hubby then
I'm not your ex-hubby am I?
Too many eggs recently. Honest!
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Quote by jesster
One serious word of warning!!
If you are feeling a little windy the morning after a night on the beer and a hot curry to finish off.
DO NOT under any circumstances try to let even a little one go! There is a serious possibility of following through :shock:
So ive been told :lol:
And he says that with his back to us FFS!
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Quote by PoloLady
Is it less embarrassing if you can play a little melody as you let one off? Something like the theme tune to Coronation Street
I did the national anthem once - I got as far as 'God Save Our...' trouble is it's not so impressive in egg :sticky:
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Quote by jesster
One serious word of warning!!
If you are feeling a little windy the morning after a night on the beer and a hot curry to finish off.
DO NOT under any circumstances try to let even a little one go! There is a serious possibility of following through :shock:
So ive been told :lol:
Ewwwww Jesster!!!! LoL :lol:
I'm not sitting next to you in the Jacuzzi then!!! LoL
Quote by westerross
One serious word of warning!!
If you are feeling a little windy the morning after a night on the beer and a hot curry to finish off.
DO NOT under any circumstances try to let even a little one go! There is a serious possibility of following through :shock:
So ive been told :lol:
And he says that with his back to us FFS!
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:lol: and no i'm not gonna turn around
:lol: Quote by DreamerHelen
One serious word of warning!!
If you are feeling a little windy the morning after a night on the beer and a hot curry to finish off.
DO NOT under any circumstances try to let even a little one go! There is a serious possibility of following through :shock:
So ive been told :lol:
Ewwwww Jesster!!!! LoL :lol:
I'm not sitting next to you in the Jacuzzi then!!! LoL
Ahhhh, but i can come in handy in a power cut
Make my own bubbles :lol: 