Blue's new super powers

3 Oct 2005

After much discussion amongst the Moderators of this site I am HONOURED to announce the addition of some Super-Mod powers. We drew lots and Blue is the trial, the guinea-pig and the one chosen to use the Super-Mod powers for 3 months.
The new power is:-
Deforming people's character
If you want or need your character deformed* then please contact Blue by the accepted means and she'll be happy to help!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
*By Appointment to SH Towers via Data Protection Registar.
:shock: :shock: cool

3 Oct 2005

does she get to wear a special outfit for the duration of the role?

3 Oct 2005

Quote by fluffer
does she get to wear a special outfit for the duration of the role?

We've offered her a 'Deformation Uniform' with the SH Logo on the left breast, a sickle and hammer logo on the right breast and chainsaw round her neck but she's not too keen.
dunno

:dunno:

3 Oct 2005

What is this 'character deformation' work of which ye speak? Would it be a bit like character defamation??? Namely doing over someone to third parties to prevent them associating with you :shock:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by leeeds
What is this 'character deformation' work of which ye speak? Would it be a bit like character defamation??? Namely doing over someone to third parties to prevent them associating with you :shock:

No! Nothing so mundane and correct. We are announcing DEFORMATION - it's second cousin once removed to DEFAMATION and much more fun.

3 Oct 2005

Yikes! I think we'll need a wee bit more detail here.... If I say, please do me the service of deforming my character, what options do you think she'l have to choose from?

3 Oct 2005

well... mnnn congrats...

3 Oct 2005

Sounds a bit sinister.

3 Oct 2005

Considering I have absolutely no idea what these new super powers are. I would boldly like to volenteer Dambuster for these services.
wink

3 Oct 2005

Does Blue know about this?
She hasn't responded.

3 Oct 2005

No deformation is definitely the word as published.
Its intention sounds disturbingly weird and unwarranted.
Remember there is a powerful eclipse in the heavens.
This does not bode well.
Desist from this course.

3 Oct 2005

So blue really is a Super Mod.
I thought it was just a pigment of my imagination.

3 Oct 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
No deformation is definitely the word as published.
Its intention sounds disturbingly weird and unwarranted.
Remember there is a powerful eclipse in the heavens.
This does not bode well.
Desist from this course.

Quote by Jags
*By Appointment to SH Towers via Data Protection Registar.
:shock: :shock:

She also said Registar

3 Oct 2005

ALL speling erors are delibrite n corect at time of pulbilsing.
lol

:lol:

3 Oct 2005

OMG CQ those shoes are FAB!!
I need some.
Deformation of character eh? Is another mod charged with the reformation later? So we'll have characters wandering round like that reformed chicken you can make sandwiches with?
And if that IS the case, please can I have my character deformed and then reformed cos there are certain people around here I'd love to be in the middle of a sandwich with :twisted: :twisted:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Jags
ALL speling erors are delibrite n corect at time of pulbilsing.
:lol:

Well that's ko then kiss

3 Oct 2005

OMG.. super -Mod powers.. like she wasn't scary enough already ??? :shock:
bolt

3 Oct 2005

OMG CQ those shoes are FAB!!
I need some.
I know fab shoes! Ooops sorry didn't mean to take the thread off on a tandem.

3 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
OMG.. super -Mod powers.. like she wasn't scary enough already ??? :shock:

Next thing we'll find out is that they can fly so whenever we are naughty they will fly round and give us a big spanking.
These new super mods are a force to be reckoned with. I wonder if there will be super Trolls as their enemy?

3 Oct 2005

I saw this thread and thought that blue had had undergone some kind of metamorphosus from eating too much vodka jelly and had some superpower like batgirl, wonderwoman or spider woman.
Tell you what I'll get my coat....... lol

:lol: :lol:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
Considering I have absolutely no idea what these new super powers are. I would boldly like to volenteer Dambuster for these services.

Oiiiiiiiiiii ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I nearly heard that ! !
AND - I'm pretty much deformed enough :shock:

3 Oct 2005

i thought she already had a rake of special powers???

3 Oct 2005

I suppose now she wil be unstoppable! :shock:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
OMG CQ those shoes are FAB!!
I need some.

Me too :bounce:
I'm not worried about taking it on a tandem - I was scared shitless of her before, now just doubly so :scared: bolt

P.S. Are they available in red ?

3 Oct 2005

Oh Nooooooooo.... :shock:
Not MORE powers for Bluexxx......I'm off.... bolt

Marcus..... cool

3 Oct 2005

Blue the Super-Mod reporting for duty.....

OK, I know I'm wearing a Superman costume, but the costume the mods offered me was soooooo unstylish and Superman was all I could get off eBay at such short notice........
But dodgy attire aside, who's the first to be deformed????????
cool

8-) 8-)

3 Oct 2005

me me me!! I asked first on page one, with reasons as to why :lol2:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Blue the Super-Mod reporting for duty.....
. . . . . . who's the first to be deformed????????
8-) 8-)

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
bolt

:bolt: :bolt: :bolt: :bolt:

3 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Blue the Super-Mod reporting for duty.....

OK, I know I'm wearing a Superman costume, but the costume the mods offered me was soooooo unstylish and Superman was all I could get off eBay at such short notice........
But dodgy attire aside, who's the first to be deformed????????
8-) 8-)

Is it like a party game? Do you need fluffers?

3 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Blue the Super-Mod reporting for duty.....

OK, I know I'm wearing a Superman costume, but the costume the mods offered me was soooooo unstylish and Superman was all I could get off eBay at such short notice........
But dodgy attire aside, who's the first to be deformed????????
8-) 8-)

Is it like a party game? Do you need fluffers?
Not fluffers - deffers!
SuperMod needs only a little help though. She's invincible and will take on all comers who try to deMod her. Moves the head to off the end of shoulders (like HHGTG) and arms will sprout from ears. Ears will move to end of toes and noses will be re-placed on the armpits :shock: :shock:
rolleyes