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blues party update - the fantasy edition!

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only 3 days to go and ive just thought we havent really got much in the way of variety of music (well wat our gorgeous little rug rat has not trashed ) rolleyes
so please feel free to bring along your fav cd (compact disc) biggrin :D tape etc.
weve only a little sterio but from wat ive been reading on here music not top priority :twisted: :twisted: but suppose we better have some.
thanks
satin
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We need some for the party games at least!!! lol... I vote we have a compelation with D.I.S.C.O, Superman, Macho Man, Agadoo, okekoke (should be fun naked lol) and all other really cheesy party music!! Unfortunately I seem to have...er... misplaced my copies of the above tracks so I can't actually help in the supply! redface
I've got one of Keith Chegwins favourites - shall I bring that? rotflmao
Mal
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Will you shake your booty to it? lol
There are not many things on me that shake, but whatever can be shook, will be shook!!
Mal
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No idea why Satin is worried about music...
I was under the impression that Mal609 was going to sing his way through the party lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I thought we were on first name terms!! {Sniff}
MAL
Well, I thought I'd better use your official stage name, including the 609, seeing as you are going to be the musical entertainment of the night lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
OI!! Behave!
Plenty of time for misbehaving on Friday! blast hump 69position passionkiss :spit: :cheers: whip smackbottom
Anything I've forgotten?
Mal
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Yes...... this....
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
If you think I am going to spend my time singing at this party, I think I have been seriously misled as to its' nature! :shock:
Mal
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lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you won't sing we'll whip you til you do! :twisted:
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So folks....... the party needs list is this:
1. lots of booze..... smile :) :)
2. a twister board...... someone PLEASE have one! But if no one owns up, I suppose I could shell out and buy one rolleyes
3. party type music.... my collection mainly consists of very dodgy 80s rock music, a lot of which has been scratched by small fingers :roll: ..... but if the music's crap, we'll just have to stick to porn tapes, oh well :roll: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
4. suggestions for games - though I have had some very good suggestions by PM :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you won't sing we'll have a whipround for you! :twisted:
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That's bloody decent of you, Blue, but it won't improve my singing!!
Mal
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Hmmmm, good editing Mal..... did you think I wouldn't notice!
You might get let off the singing...... but only if you keep the guests occupied in other ways :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
If you wanted a party organiser, why didn't you just say so!!! lol
I can do that, but it wont entail handing round sausage rolls :twisted:
Mal
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Hope you all have a wonderful time and happy 333rd birthday to Blue whenever it is
(that was the right number wasn't it?- got the number from Satin's post) biggrin
Sausage rolls won't be a high priority, Mal :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Thanks, triptix.............. I'm not 333 at all.... I'n actually only 330, on the 28th lol :lol: :lol:
Just thought i'd say happy birthday blue......for the 28th that is...have a good night... wink
I'd prefer to hear some rave, dance or techno music please as I think that goes better with sex. There's nothing worse than some cheesy pop music to put me off me vinegar stroke! :wanker: I'm having nightmare visions now of me approaching the nadir of sexual ecstacy and Chas n' Dave breaking into song on the sound system!
LC wink
NOT TECHNO! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Could sort out a few dance tracks I suppose rolleyes ...........
Blue (shame-faced) shuffles off to put the Chas and Dave album back in the cupboard bolt redface
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Quote by bluexxx
NOT TECHNO! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Could sort out a few dance tracks I suppose rolleyes ...........
Blue (shame-faced) shuffles off to put the Chas and Dave album back in the cupboard bolt redface
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Ok not techno! I'm a rock fan myself but I'd find even that off putting as well! Something instrumental or smoochy sexy would be fine. But hey, I'm not against whatever people want to play...but not Keith Chegwin FFS!
LC :wink:
Techno Techno Tech........
....No Notice (smile)
Makes me laugh anyway.....Blue, I'm still working on it. I'll PM you before Friday.
Playing porn is a must, it's a sex party after all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
What favour jelly do you all like? :grin: :grin: :grin:
Vodka Jelly! lol
Hmmmm, I think I'm partial to lime jelly although it does look rather a dodgy colour!
Maybe strawberry, they're smell is supposed to be an aphrodisiac
No fair..... Mr. Fem has all our vids in Denmark with him..... :cry:
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No fair..... Mr. Fem has all our vids in Denmark with him..... :cry:

Coals to Newcastle!!! Why, O why would he take porn to Denmark? :shock:
Mal
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Aw, fem-manc-cpl, you guessed that I'm going to spike the jelly...... not fair! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I like strawberry too lol :lol: :lol:
I've just got a text from a Vodka jelly expert who knows how to make it potent :grin: ...... last time I had it, I had it forced down my neck and I don't remember much else :shock: , apart from something about whipping and a very drunken foursome..... :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Maybe Satin remembers more, he can take his jelly better than I can :shock:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:boo:
I've got lots of good trance (which is excellent for shagging to).Also lots of dance and a very sleazy Dr John CD.
I can vouch that all of these work for me and my lovers when we're partying. Never go anywhere without it all in fact smile :)
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Quote by mal609
No fair..... Mr. Fem has all our vids in Denmark with him..... :cry:

Coals to Newcastle!!! Why, O why would he take porn to Denmark? :shock:
Mal
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Because he lives there Mal....lol It's along with a lot of our other videos in the rack in his room!
It's much cheaper and they have more variety there so why buy it here?
As for vodka jelly there is a real art in it. You have to get the mix just right or else it will never set! The same with vodka water melon...... making sure you it doesnt explode from the pressure of more liquid......
I need to stop being a student soon.
anyone looking for a traffic cone? ...... rolleyes bolt
Sorry Judy,
I've hit the baileys and now my posts aren't quite up to the usual standards regarding content or coherence...... hic hic! lol
I'll save the traffic cone for you then........??
Maybe it could be used for a jelly mould?....... ok, maybe not..... bolt