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Bomb squad officers called in to blow up a suspicious package found it contained a packet of chocolate buttons and a vibrator.
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Bomb squad blow up suspicous package containing vibrator
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Oh nooooooooo!!!:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It's gotta be Dave_Notts and Alex's house!!! That's the sort of every day normal thing that would happen to them!! :rotflmao:
Or to other people when they visit!
Sex God
Chesterfield folk I blame,
Now where are they
Now where are they
Sex God
Oh dearie me..
This story has given me a rather disturbing flashback to an incident which occurred at Warmer manor a while ago.
It involved me diving out of bed in a terrified (though almost SAS like style)roll..
At the rumbling noise and flashing lights being emitted from my bedside table...
:scared:
This story has given me a rather disturbing flashback to an incident which occurred at Warmer manor a while ago.
It involved me diving out of bed in a terrified (though almost SAS like style)roll..
At the rumbling noise and flashing lights being emitted from my bedside table...
:scared:
Quote by Missy
Oh nooooooooo!!!
It's gotta be Dave_Notts and Alex's house!!! That's the sort of every day normal thing that would happen to them!! :rotflmao:
Oh ffs, I just can't believe it.
I ain't complaining about the bomb squad. I am complaining about our mail going to the wrong part of the country
Quote by Freckledbird
Or to other people when they visit! :lol:
No idea what you mean :angel:
Dave_Notts
When i worked for the Council I was sent to a housing estate because of a suspiscious beeping. The residents were concerned that it was a bomb ticking down to detonation.
At one point the council controller radioed me on my walkie-talkie to tell me not to use the walkie-talkie as this may cause a bomb to explode.
After much searching the package was found. It was a plastic bag thrown into the bushes, it contained....
A smoke detector. Its batteries were low and it was beeping a warning to replace them.
At one point the council controller radioed me on my walkie-talkie to tell me not to use the walkie-talkie as this may cause a bomb to explode.
After much searching the package was found. It was a plastic bag thrown into the bushes, it contained....
A smoke detector. Its batteries were low and it was beeping a warning to replace them.
Quote by Missy
Oh nooooooooo!!!
It's gotta be Dave_Notts and Alex's house!!! That's the sort of every day normal thing that would happen to them!! :rotflmao:
too true :rotflmao:
I daren't say that life has been uneventful at the moment apart from the usual, cos something will bloody happen
Alex xx
Orgasminator
Just wondering with this one :confused:
Who got to go round & tell the person this package was intended for that it was errm
now not coming 
:
You can just imagine the local "Plod" drawing lots to go & tell said person there vibrator was in a thousand pieces.
Who got to go round & tell the person this package was intended for that it was errm
now not coming : You can just imagine the local "Plod" drawing lots to go & tell said person there vibrator was in a thousand pieces.
Quote by sword-stileto
Just wondering with this one :confused:
Who got to go round & tell the person this package was intended for that it was errm
You can just imagine the local "Plod" drawing lots to go & tell said person there vibrator was in a thousand pieces.
Who says they would draw lots i bet they would be queing around the block or they would send the probie in in stead whilst the stood outside pissing them self
