Bonking on the way to Satin's (COMPETITION)

23 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
This is soooooooooooooo not fair! Satin is at work on Saturday afternoon and I will be stuck with a small person until god knows what time . I hate losing, but I think this time I will have to admit defeat :( :( :(

Blue, I don't know where Satin works, but get yourself round there and get on with it lol

23 Nov 2004

Quote by thedukereid
Ah hell,
You get to go to a party, and get shags on the way?, I'm really feeling left out now, anyone travelling up the lower reaches of the M1 who wants to compete in this, please pop in, it might help you win this competition, and help me feel so much better about missing out!
Michael

Now there's an idea, so, just so that no-one feels left out we'll make ourselves available to anyone enroute who'd like to play. We'll be travelling together for the second half of the journey from the Gloucester area, via the M5 and M6.
Mind you laybyes are more fun than motorway service areas so I suppose we could always go via the A49 instead! Hmmmmmmmm, more possibilities there but we might never get to the party :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock::
:twisted: :twisted:
and on IM

23 Nov 2004

you know what?
i'm somewhat dissappointed. the rules are like shifting sands. make it up as you go along why dontcha! :mad:
now judy? who exactly is at yours on the friday night / saturday morning / afternoon? i think we have this won hands down between us? gotta be someone at yours eh? but all depends on combinations? by pm if you prefer? :twisted:
i think any further challenge is a fruitless exercise! eagerslut just back out gracefully and admit we whupped yer asses right! blue will post the said flaming whupped asses a day or so later, and no doubt the red raw asses will become permanent avatars and stuff, so be warned! think some are waaaaaaaaaaaay outta their depth, but would do i know? dunno

:rascal:
n x x x ;)

23 Nov 2004

Mal just got nasty with the rules cos I wouldn't save him on his 'Tuesday Quest' even though I have all day off and had no plans what so ever either! lol

Seen as Eagerslut posted his rules count.... so it's the one's who get the most shags from leaving their house until getting to Satin's birthday party!
So Neil, you best keep whoever is staying at Judy's Friday and Saturday on side if you want to win anything!

23 Nov 2004

We will be virgins when we arrive in Manc on Saturday rolleyes

23 Nov 2004

Quote by dundeecpl
We will be virgins when we arrive in Manc on Saturday

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: bolt

23 Nov 2004

virgin on what
lol looking 4ward to seeing u

24 Nov 2004

I've decided not to play this game. I think it's utterly childish and not the sort of thing I wish to be involved in. You're all grown adults, for God's sake, haven't you anything better to do than make up silly games en route to a party? :shock:
Honestly - some people!!
Mal
cool

(who lives 20 minutes from Blues!!!!!! :twisted: )

24 Nov 2004

As we are traveling up on the train it looks like we may need some help from the "centipeding" people, either that or just see how many stations we can christen. wink

Roger the Dragon (And my pure and innocent Damsel*)
*yeah right!!!!! LOL!

24 Nov 2004

I too will withdraw

You could use condoms instead Judy lol

26 Nov 2004

Just to let you all know (to be fair) that the race to be the biggest and boldest bonkers on the way to Satin's party officially started as of midnight last night redface

ops:
Go for it!!
Oi! No cheating or else

:smackbottom:
innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:

26 Nov 2004

Awww does my rampant rabbit count as a cock? lol

26 Nov 2004

Uhmmmmm..... and do we have to provide proof of the shag(s)... If so how do we verify a shag on route?
Not that I will be doing much.... maybe 1 in the afternoon, but it will be a 4 Hr session.... do I get extra points for that?
lol

26 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
Uhmmmmm..... and do we have to provide proof of the shag(s)... If so how do we verify a shag on route?
Not that I will be doing much.... maybe 1 in the afternoon, but it will be a 4 Hr session.... do I get extra points for that?

Silly question, you get someone who is already verified to write you a certificate, either that or ask your mum for a note.

26 Nov 2004

Rabbits don't count and besides that's illegal

It's the number of separate shags that counts and the number of different locations not the duration of the session rolleyes

Self verification is ok but you vill be interrogated unt false claims vill be punished vif ze utmost severity whip

:smackbottom:
Ho hum................ :twisted: :twisted:

26 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Rabbits don't count and besides that's illegal

I can imagine the headline in the Sport now:
ANN SUMMERS SUPPORTS LEGALISATION OF !!!!

26 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
Rabbits don't count and besides that's illegal

I can imagine the headline in the Sport now:
ANN SUMMERS SUPPORTS LEGALISATION OF !!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rascal:

26 Nov 2004

Oh right then..........
So it's Certificated Shags, with Verified or Non Verified Members or even Non Members, between Home and Blues at different locations.
If you are already verified..... then you can self Certify your Shag, and by default if the partner is Un-Verified this then Verifies the other persons Shag and promotes it from an Un- Certified to a Certified Status.... This would also make the other person Verified and able to Certificate other non-certified peoples shags.....Have I got it right?

26 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
Oh right then..........
So it's Certificated Shags, with Verified or Non Verified Members or even Non Members, between Home and Blues at different locations.
If you are already verified..... then you can self Certify your Shag, and by default if the partner is Un-Verified this then Verifies the other persons Shag and promotes it from an Un- Certified to a Certified Status.... This would also make the other person Verified and able to Certificate other non-certified peoples shags.....Have I got it right?

MQ feels very confused and queasy!!!

26 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
Oh right then..........
So it's Certificated Shags, with Verified or Non Verified Members or even Non Members, between Home and Blues at different locations.
If you are already verified..... then you can self Certify your Shag, and by default if the partner is Un-Verified this then Verifies the other persons Shag and promotes it from an Un- Certified to a Certified Status.... This would also make the other person Verified and able to Certificate other non-certified peoples shags.....Have I got it right?

Yep. Spot on frogster. It takes a SHAGGER to put it so succinctly!
:cheers: