Bonking on the way to Satin's (COMPETITION)

23 Nov 2004

Ok
This is a challenge to everyone going to Satin's on Saturday. Who can get the most shags on the way there?
Totally honest answers to be extracted with surgical prescision by mal and his team of docs and nurses!
No contest folks!! lol

:lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

23 Nov 2004

My house is on the way if anyone wants any help!! confused

:? :? :P :P :P :P

23 Nov 2004

ha! i accept your puny challenge!
by shags, do you mean shags per se, or shags with different people? i reckon i'm in with a chance if we take the first option? i have plans for the friday evening, and no doubt the saturday morning, and possibly the saturday afternoon who knows? dunno

that may involve several shags if i'm lucky! ;)
neil x x x ;)

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
My house is on the way if anyone wants any help!! :? :? :P :P :P :P

You're sending your house to a party? Neat trick! Never had a lift from a house before... could I request that anyone taking Sarge up on his offer provide feedback smile

/me runs to defend against POWFUM (Possibility Of Wrath From Unknown Moderator) bolt

23 Nov 2004

Sorry to be a pain but what about some people living further away than others?/
I dunno where it is or where people are travelling from but wouldnt some have more time for more shagging than others?? More opportunity too depending on how they get there?

23 Nov 2004

Quote by pendant
My house is on the way if anyone wants any help!! :? :? :P :P :P :P

You're sending your house to a party? Neat trick! Never had a lift from a house before... could I request that anyone taking Sarge up on his offer provide feedback smile

/me runs to defend against POWFUM (Possibility Of Wrath From Unknown Moderator) bolt

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Don't take the piss out of my caravan !! evil

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23 Nov 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
My house is on the way if anyone wants any help!! :? :? :P :P :P :P

You're sending your house to a party? Neat trick! Never had a lift from a house before... could I request that anyone taking Sarge up on his offer provide feedback smile

/me runs to defend against POWFUM (Possibility Of Wrath From Unknown Moderator) bolt

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Don't take the piss out of my caravan !! evil

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Is that job already taken? biggrin

23 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Sorry to be a pain but what about some people living further away than others?/
I dunno where it is or where people are travelling from but wouldnt some have more time for more shagging than others?? More opportunity too depending on how they get there?

Potentially those who have a short journey have the most time for shagging... as they don't have to concern themselves with the pescky chore of actually driving.
In fact Satin could easily win this one by just traveling downstairs for breakfast... and then spending all day gradually moving closer to the party by shagging and rollling the misses all over the carpet. biggrin

My money would be on Eager too... although if its just a question of how many orgasms..its a complete toss up (excuse the pun)... as any eager multi-orgasmic beaver could sneak in and walk off with that one!!

23 Nov 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
ha! i accept your puny challenge!
by shags, do you mean shags per se, or shags with different people? i reckon i'm in with a chance if we take the first option? i have plans for the friday evening, and no doubt the saturday morning, and possibly the saturday afternoon who knows? that may involve several shags if i'm lucky! ;)
neil x x x ;)

Ah Ha! Neil old buddy, I always reckoned you can't keep a good man down
Shags with total strangers on the way to the bash is the rules here.
:twisted: :twisted:

23 Nov 2004

You dirty, dirty lot. I'm sooooooooooooo jealous.

23 Nov 2004

Hey, this isn't fair! I'm not travelling anywhere to Satin's party, so I can't even enter sad

23 Nov 2004

That's ok Blue, half a chance and I'll enter wink

23 Nov 2004

Do we have a start time? How many shags from 12 noon today, until 8pm Saturday? Do we count BJ's? Do we not count regular partners (to make it a little more tricky!). How do we verify what they tell us? Will anyone answer my quest for this afternoon?
All these questions and more..................................... after the break!! lol

Mal

23 Nov 2004

Quote by mal609
Do we have a start time? How many shags from 12 noon today, until 8pm Saturday? Do we count BJ's? Do we not count regular partners (to make it a little more tricky!). How do we verify what they tell us? Will anyone answer my quest for this afternoon?
All these questions and more..................................... after the break!!
Mal

The rules are simple, the most number of times you have had sex of any sort with Marmalaid between now and the start of the party proper is the winner!
Diary is open.....

23 Nov 2004

Quote by marmalaid
Do we have a start time? How many shags from 12 noon today, until 8pm Saturday? Do we count BJ's? Do we not count regular partners (to make it a little more tricky!). How do we verify what they tell us? Will anyone answer my quest for this afternoon?
All these questions and more..................................... after the break!!
Mal

The rules are simple, the most number of times you have had sex of any sort with Marmalaid between now and the start of the party proper is the winner!
Diary is open.....
JUDY!!!
Got one for you!! :lol2:
Mal
8-)

23 Nov 2004

Who's taking the ante?
:P

23 Nov 2004

My auntie is staying in to watch The X Factor rotflmao

Mal

23 Nov 2004

Quote by mal609
My auntie is staying in to watch The X Factor
Mal

JAGS SLAP!
:P

23 Nov 2004

I totally misread the title of this thread and thought it said "Bonking on the way to Satan's" - Would that have been something about moral codes and going straight to hell???
M

23 Nov 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Hey, this isn't fair! I'm not travelling anywhere to Satin's party, so I can't even enter

Im sure we can make it up to you!! hehehehe
............just thought thou, 200 miles with kids in the car, cant see us having much fun en-route either :shock:

23 Nov 2004

Mal,

I think it is totally unfair to say that sex with regular partners does not count! evil

You wrote this rule in to make sure we didn't win didn't you!

Quote by Neil
I have plans for the friday evening, and no doubt the saturday morning, and possibly the saturday afternoon who knows? that may involve several shags if i'm lucky!

Does Judy know you plan to satisfy her in such a way! biggrin

I'm sure she will be very very pleased! ;) :P :P :P
if you're lucky hunybunch!
;)

23 Nov 2004

Judy in white............ you gotta be kiding me right?!!! :P

23 Nov 2004

Right put a lock on this
don't want to here any more!
you all are making me jealous!
Mind you ........... you all might see me yet :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
working on it wink

:wink: :wink:

23 Nov 2004

Quote by JudyTV

............just thought thou, 200 miles with kids in the car, cant see us having much fun en-route either :shock:

Hi ya

,
What are you going to do with the kids while your at the party? Blues Vodka jelly isn't really the kind of jelly you give to children :P It did very strange things to me at the last party and allowed people to take advantage of my vulnerable position..................................thankfully.
Only kidding of course. I suppose you will be dropping them off somewhere.
Hiya Judy, somewhere like a hard shoulder on the M6 should do! :twisted:
JOKE!! LOL
its ok, ive got a friend in Cheadle to have the kids for us, thank heavens! :thrilled:

23 Nov 2004

I'm going to loose out in this event, as it is about a 3 hour drive, and as we all know you MUST keep your hands on the stearing wheel, and eyes watching the road.
Can we have a different game for my benefit please.

23 Nov 2004

Quote by SarfLondoner
I totally misread the title of this thread and thought it said "Bonking on the way to Satan's" - Would that have been something about moral codes and going straight to hell???
M

I frequently have that problem with Satin's name... I try and live with the dissability

23 Nov 2004

Quote by Sarah1448
I'm going to loose out in this event, as it is about a 3 hour drive, and as we all know you MUST keep your hands on the stearing wheel, and eyes watching the road.
Can we have a different game for my benefit please.

I'm sure we'll be able to have a game dedicated solely to you babe. Don't worry wink

:wink: :twisted:
The rules to this are that irrespective of how far you have to travel, you have to have as many shags from the time you leave home to the time you arrive at the party. smile

:)
No cheating.
I'm travelling up with a very horny and sexy young lady who I've, er, met. We've decided it's gonna take us all day to get to Chorley 'cos there's an awful lot of laybyes and rest areas on the way that we want to try out. redface

ops:
I think it's ok for blue and satin to enter provided they go outside their house to do it. :twisted: :twisted:

23 Nov 2004

Hmm I'm up for this one, especially as I'm getting a lift with two of the other guests biggrin

23 Nov 2004

So the the rules are from leaving the house until getting to the party?
*rubs hands together in glee biggrin

23 Nov 2004

This is soooooooooooooo not fair! Satin is at work on Saturday afternoon and I will be stuck with a small person until god knows what time mad

. I hate losing, but I think this time I will have to admit defeat sad

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