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Quote by givemeahug
Yes bisto it would count lol
Oh and teppic is that a promise wink :twisted:

oh yes
By the way givemeahug nice cleavage wink
redface well thank you forgot all about my avatar not been on the site for about 7 months might have to update lol lol
Quote by givemeahug
redface well thank you forgot all about my avatar not been on the site for about 7 months might have to update lol lol

leave it as it is... wink
why would you want to update have they grown!!!!
givemeahug your welcome my dear, I look forward to your new avatar in anticipation. If you were to give me a look 1st i would give you my opinion on how good it is lol
Well we shall see on the avatar from i think this thread has HIGHJACKED lol
Yes defo hijacked lol Iam ducking out of this 1 to much flirting going on things are getting heated gona grab a cold shower pmsl
Quote by givemeahug
Well we shall see on the avatar from i think this thread has HIGHJACKED lol

maybe should change this to the not so bored housewives thread... :twisted:
I think i should just change my post lol
boltonlad
don't think you'll find many bored housewives on SH, once this site has been found there's definately no chance of being bored biggrin
Not that I was bored before I found SH, plenty to keep me busy as a housewife, mother & wife & now a student but there's still time for having fun in that hectic schedule!!
nice bum btw redface
Quote by Wishmaster
There's no such thing as a bored housewife...... she's either:
1) Cleaning
2) Cooking
3) Ironing
4) Shagging
5) Shagging her friends on coffee mornings
6) Shagging her friend's husbands on non-coffee mornings
7) Shagging the postman (knew postie was taking too long on his deliveries)
.................. or maybe not as the case may be .. hehehe
8) All of the above ...... simultaneously!!!!! ........... now THAT'S what I call 'Swinging' :shock:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Quote by boltonlad
Bored housewives - Do they exist?
I hear lots of talk at work and in the papers of sexually frustrated and generally bored housewives but iv never come across any im probabably not looking in the right places but if your out there get in touch and prove me wrong

They exist, but you won't meet many if you work in an office. Best get a job as a milkman, gardener, builder or any other profession which involves spending time at bored housewives homes whilst hubby is out at work in an office.
.....Dewi goes off to find plumbers apprentice courses :twisted:
Quote by bigDewi69
They exist, but you won't meet many if you work in an office. Best get a job as a milkman, gardener, builder or any other profession which involves spending time at bored housewives homes whilst hubby is out at work in an office.

That explains why I'm not bored then :idea:
Hubby works shifts & is here during the day :twisted:
How many bored housewifes would seduce their postie or milkman????? Now their a question.
Come on hands up who has?
Quote by rob14973
How many bored housewifes would seduce their postie or milkman????? Now their a question.
Come on hands up who has?

Definately not the postie dunno
Pointless rolleyes
Umm no none of that for me...like to get to know the person first then see what happens redface Any way im to busy being bored innocent
Nominal success on the bored housewives front, think im going to have to quit my job and get a window cleaning round! although my brother had a job helping a milkman and he had a tale or two to tell the sights he saw for a teenager in the school holidays gave him plenty to think about!
Thanks for the replies wink
and givemeahug, fantastic cleavage worship x
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Quote by givemeahug
Umm no none of that for me...like to get to know the person first then see what happens redface Any way im to busy being bored innocent

still bored eh??????
Quote by HornyRed
How many bored housewifes would seduce their postie or milkman????? Now their a question.
Come on hands up who has?

Definately not the postie dunno
Pointless rolleyes
Maybe Postie could answer that from the other view and how many times he has been seduced on his round.
Oh yep teppic got afew hours spare now ive done the housework and the child is away...so i will have to find something to do....
Any ideas wink
Quote by givemeahug
Oh yep teppic got afew hours spare now ive done the housework and the child is away...so i will have to find something to do....
Any ideas wink

i have plenty of ideas :twisted: but they will have to wait till later :wink: , the weekend maybe?, and they cannot be posted on here, under the decency laws :twisted:
Teppic u make me blush redface
Quote by givemeahug
Teppic u make me blush redface

is that all???????????? confused wink :twisted:
lol i am a bored houseman today..... evil
trying to go to cupids
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
but no1 likes me and wnats to join me sad
on me own it looks like
rolleyes :roll:
MikeC
Teppic redface :twisted: wink
Aw mike chin up u never know whats round the corner biggrin im sure there is someone who could help u out....if i can find someone to have fun with then maybe even u can :wink: keep me posted on your progress mike :wink:
Quote by MikeC
lol i am a bored houseman today..... evil
trying to go to cupids
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
but no1 likes me and wnats to join me sad
on me own it looks like
rolleyes :roll:
MikeC

Hi hun
Stop sulking like a baby kiss
Trying to go cupids dunno It is not possible for me to go cupis midweek. confused
And then you say silly things like : No1 likes me :roll: thats rubbish cos you are well liked in London rotflmao
H, red x
lol i am sulking sorry i will try and be chearfull hun.
say surrah surra what ever will be will be we going to GERMANY say sarrah sarrah
MikeC
Quote by MikeC
lol i am sulking sorry i will try and be chearfull hun.
say surrah surra what ever will be will be we going to GERMANY say sarrah sarrah
MikeC

at least you have one thing to smile about...chin up mate, you never know, we might get through the first round... confused
Quote by rob14973
How many bored housewifes would seduce their postie or milkman????? Now their a question.
Come on hands up who has?

Not the postman confused not got a milkman :? ........ eeerrrrmmmm.... maybe the window cleaner :rascal: .....wel he has nearly caught me in the bath twice :rascal: maybe third time lucky :grin: