bottoms lol

19 Jul 2006

well heloooo forum type peeps smile

does any1 know the answer to the question that troubles me most....why is ones bottom located in ones middle?????...it just makes no sense....enlighten me please :)

19 Jul 2006

Well if it was on the end of yer feet, having a nice sit down would mean standing up still confused

Even worse if it was on top of your head :undecided: Wouldn't be a 'nice' sit down at all :?

19 Jul 2006

It is where everything descends to; fat, cellulose, ect.
....and if you relax on your back in the dead sea your bottom does sink lowest.

19 Jul 2006

And if it was on the back of your knees :shock: Well you would have to have backward bendy legs, like a flamingo, to sit down :undecided:

19 Jul 2006

but...shouldn't ur feet be called the bottom and the "bottom called the middle...it would make more sense *smokes bubble pipe and tries to look intellectual*

19 Jul 2006

Bad enough where it is, me big bums always getting in the way - what if it was at the end of me arms, would be constantly in the way then, and how would you be able to shake hands with people without having yer bum touched up :shock:

19 Jul 2006

Quote by de_sade
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Because if it was situated on one's face we would all be politicians.
De_sade

you're warped. I like you :giggle:

19 Jul 2006

Quote by lordy-lme
but...shouldn't ur feet be called the bottom and the "bottom called the middle...it would make more sense *smokes bubble pipe and tries to look intellectual*

Arrrgggghhhhhhh :eeek: redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Coulda told me I had the wrong end of the stick after me first post!!!! smackbottom

Didn't realise you meant the play on words thing :oops: rotflmao

19 Jul 2006

*giggles* *eats a special purple crayon and looks smug* lol

19 Jul 2006

Quote by lordy-lme
but...shouldn't ur feet be called the bottom and the "bottom called the middle...it would make more sense *smokes bubble pipe and tries to look intellectual*

When I was young I was told I had a sole. I looked in medical books trying to find the organ. Having failed I decided it was just inside my belly-button. (Later I found that my centre was right there, see Japanese war art) Sometime, I know not when I found I had two soles and walked on them.

19 Jul 2006

Quote by lordy-lme
well heloooo forum type peeps does any1 know the answer to the question that troubles me most....why is ones bottom located in ones middle?????...it just makes no sense....enlighten me please :)

is that the best question you could come up with? :shock:
here have another crayon and go back to sleep lol

19 Jul 2006

its an important question to me lol and i thought as a 1st post it would help folg gauge what I'm like lol

19 Jul 2006

right its called a bottom cause if you lay on you back thats where it is wink

19 Jul 2006

lordy if i were you i would get a bit better known to people on here perhaps in the chatroom before asking such a question lol

:lol:
it is quite obvious yore bottom needs to be in the middle because your tops at the top and your feet are in the way at the bottom rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll:
who is this guy anyway :lol: :lol:

19 Jul 2006

Quote by warwick
it is quite obvious yore bottom needs to be in the middle because your tops at the top and your feet are in the way at the bottom :roll: :roll: :roll:

so why arn't your feet called you bottom and your bottom called you feet? confused

19 Jul 2006

told u it was a frustrating question *eats the grey crayon of brain betterment*

19 Jul 2006

The bottom is called a bottom because it is a hole...
a type of hole is a pit....
'the pits' (outside of track racing) is also a term used for being at a low-point e.g. "this place is the pits" "my life is the pits" "my results are the pits"....
being at a low point is not being near the top, but being near or at the bottom....
need i say more dunno

19 Jul 2006

hmmmmmmm then armpits are somewhat like arse??

19 Jul 2006

Quote by lordy-lme
hmmmmmmm then armpits are somewhat like arse??

Only that they both are capable of producing smells confused

19 Jul 2006

mine smell like rainbows....or maybe skittles smile

19 Jul 2006

Quote by lordy-lme
mine smell like rainbows....or maybe skittles

How do you get to smell a rainbow, always seems to far away to me sad

Shaz x

19 Jul 2006

Quote by lordy-lme
mine smell like rainbows....or maybe skittles

your armpits or your bum? dunno

19 Jul 2006

Perhaps the word 'bottom' is right and the word 'middle' is used incorrectly? dunno

Mal

19 Jul 2006

Quote by Mal
Perhaps the word 'bottom' is right and the word 'middle' is used incorrectly?

Mal

you might be right hun. And that's a very nice looking middle you have there too

19 Jul 2006

Quote by Missy
what if it was at the end of me arms, would be constantly in the way then, and how would you be able to shake hands with people without having yer bum touched up :shock:

Thats why it's where it is because it's the perfect plce to get ones hands on at almost any time a feel is needed.

19 Jul 2006

Look out lord-lme... there's a bare bear's bare behind behind you.
Pass me a crayon, I feel peckish.

19 Jul 2006

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

19 Jul 2006

what really scares me is that lordys found his way into the forum now :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
no crayon will be safe again lol

eeeeeeeeeeeeeep *dances a jig of astonishment* wink

19 Jul 2006

Quote by lordy-lme
*giggles* *eats a special purple crayon and looks smug* lol

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well Lordy-you, yer bluddy shot away!!! loon

You'll fit in the forums just perfectly biggrin

:happy:
Missy - *Skeedaddles off in seach of more Famous Five words* cool

19 Jul 2006

I see you still trying to be me then warwick lol stop nicking my traits mad