1) Don't ask us, we are swingers not doctors.
2) Phone NHS direct on 0845 46 47, you can do this anonymously (although they will pester you for an addres), and they will have better advice than we can give.
3) If you need to go to casualty, simly do it a long way away from home. They will know what you did, but they should deal with it in a professional manner (at least while they are in earshot!). Removal of objects jammed into orifices is aparrently such a regular ocurrence they don't even get amused by it any more, so this shouldn't be too bad.
Good advice above. Best not use home remedies, see a doctor if you are concerned. This is not a swinging issue but a medical one.
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: Yesterday ,a friend and I had a good session. Bonding a bit, if u know what i mean? 
:wink: BUTTTTT! My weapon was strapped around his base and tightened to a state were he was as rigid as rigid gets and because of the release of emotion we seem to have overdone it?? A large bruise appeared at the base of him and has spread up too half of him. Will He be OK? What do i tell the wife?(she is not the friend in question)AND will the staff at casualty know wots wot > Any home remidies?LOL 