Anything else needs good prep for Christmas??
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Brussel Sprouts
Jags =
Yes, your stomach
Fred
Yes, your stomach
Fred
I dont see the point in sprouts they just taste how a fart smells :shock: :shock: :shock:
Orgasminator
I started marinating the mincemeat for the mince pies in rum about 6 months ago 
Sex God
Quote by Jags
As Christmas is fast approaching I thought it prudent to start cooking my sprouts now so that they are able to reach the traditonal state of mush in good time.
Anything else needs good prep for Christmas??
Sprouts in a word are just..........WRONG!
WRONG I TELL YOU!!!!!!!
I don't hate consumermass, sorry, errr, christmas as such, it's just that, not being a christian it doesn't make sense for me to celebrate it.
Having said that, this will be my first ever xmas at home on my own!
Usually spend it with family, but my nearest family are buggering off round the world for the month!
So I'll be spending the day hiding under the work top in my kitchen, sobbing gently, muttering "nobody loves me, everybody hates me"
Having said that, this will be my first ever xmas at home on my own!
Usually spend it with family, but my nearest family are buggering off round the world for the month!
So I'll be spending the day hiding under the work top in my kitchen, sobbing gently, muttering "nobody loves me, everybody hates me"
Sex God
Quote by Jags
As Christmas is fast approaching I thought it prudent to start cooking my sprouts now so that they are able to reach the traditonal state of mush in good time.
Anything else needs good prep for Christmas??
I'm preparing soup to warm the bellies of the valiant carol singers on those cold evenings...
Elf bones for the stock, some reindeer poo, a pinch of cyanide...
Christmas is pants - why do people who feel no goodwill to anyone the rest of the year want to fake it when Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is on the telly?
I prefer New Year's - an out and out pissup with no bullshit and no excuses... bring it on.
Quote by RoadKnight
Bah, and indeed humbug too.
This year I've cancelled Christmas, and in lieu of it I'm going to hold the big celebration/get together for midsummer instead. A mate already holds a midwinter party, so I'm going to bag the warm weather one while it's still going!
What is this "warm" weather of which you speak?
:P Christmas isn't Christmas without kids.
And no, it's not about the sprouts or the pressies under the tree. It's about the home-made cards to friends and family and threading popcorn on a string, home-made decorations and milk and cookies on a tray,with the highlight being the sack Santa leaves at the end of the bed filled to the brim with sweeties and treats and toys from the pound shop. That's the Christmas spirit in our home. The pressies under the tree usually contain money for them to spend in the January sales.
And yes, that good will is spread throughout the year, we call it *love money*.
I was brought up as an *under-priviledge* child and Christmas would not have been Christmas without the generosity of strangers. So when Christmas comes round each year I know it's my turn to make a difference now.
And no, it's not about the sprouts or the pressies under the tree. It's about the home-made cards to friends and family and threading popcorn on a string, home-made decorations and milk and cookies on a tray,with the highlight being the sack Santa leaves at the end of the bed filled to the brim with sweeties and treats and toys from the pound shop. That's the Christmas spirit in our home. The pressies under the tree usually contain money for them to spend in the January sales.
And yes, that good will is spread throughout the year, we call it *love money*.
I was brought up as an *under-priviledge* child and Christmas would not have been Christmas without the generosity of strangers. So when Christmas comes round each year I know it's my turn to make a difference now.
Sex God
I don't hate consumermass, sorry, errr, christmas as such, it's just that, not being a christian it doesn't make sense for me to celebrate it.
Having said that, this will be my first ever xmas at home on my own!
Usually spend it with family, but my nearest family are buggering off round the world for the month!
So I'll be spending the day hiding under the work top in my kitchen, sobbing gently, muttering "nobody loves me, everybody hates me"
want some worms to eat whilst you are under there?
Quote by Silk and Big G
Sprouts in a word are just..........WRONG!
WRONG I TELL YOU!!!!!!!
So why the hell did I get all the hassle from me Mum when I was a kid for not eating them (& cabbage, cauliflower, turnip etc etc
The run up to Christmas is, however, much more enjoyable with..........................
CHESTNUTS !!!
My Mum, Dad, brother & I have always looked forward to this time of year, & scour shops looking for some good ones
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P AWWWWWW
christmas is fantastic .....
loads of love and huge strings of mistletoe ......
christmas trees and
loads of fun fun fun .
got my carrots and hat and scarf ready for my snowman building
christmas is fab fab fab xxxxxxx
christmas is for fxxxxxg and swinging not for feasting and singing
jaky xxxxxxxx wayne
christmas is fantastic .....
loads of love and huge strings of mistletoe ......
christmas trees and
loads of fun fun fun .
got my carrots and hat and scarf ready for my snowman building
christmas is fab fab fab xxxxxxx
christmas is for fxxxxxg and swinging not for feasting and singing
jaky xxxxxxxx wayne
Sex God
ILove Sprouts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:
Sex God
Quote by celticq
Ahem - yes we can tell by your skirt that you might be over doing them though!
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Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
I Love Sprouts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:
OOoooo a fellow sprout lover!! Yeehahh!! :bounce:
Is this classed as a fetish?? rofl
