Quote by aka loco
i tell my girl it tastes honey she say`s oh yea do you what to try some?
lol, beware the snowballs!
Orgasminator
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Buckets or teaspoons
lol, beware the snowballs!
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
you mean you actually swill it round your mouth and test it Missy :shock:
Swilling isn't so bad, it's when they start gargling I get worried.
Debbie!!! Ice!!!
:rotflmao:Tis when I'm sat there chewing it that I get pissed off!!!
You're not supposed to eat the penis as well.
Hang on, I'm having another Michael Caine moment...
... you're only supposed to blow the bluddy balls off!
Quote by Ice Pie
In which case im guessing its the amount of sperm in the goo that makes up its lumpy consistency.
I doubt the actual sperms make any noticeable difference. Male ejaculate is over 90% water by mass, and most of the rest is a concoction of zinc and amino acids. The actual sperm content is negligible by comparison.
As Ice says! :thumbup: I have a diet that inclues a lot of zinc before I go to parties or meets (honestly). Makes a big difference what you eat to the genereal consistency of ejaculate. Pineapple and other fruits are a good recommendation. Some porn actors use a high protien diet and eggs are the main ingredient. I would advise guys to avoid dairy products, though. Ahh.. cheesy sperm!
LC
Orgasminator
Quote by shireen-steve
His aim isn't that good but I'm willing to spit it out into a spoon to measure if it that helps?
Dawn
:giggle: :giggle: And miss all that protein Dawn??..... Are you mad sweetie??.... :lol:
And as for the bad aim.... I know all about that!!....
:lol:Shireen
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and who says it has to be wasted just because it's on a spoon? dum dum de dum dum ..makes the medicen go down...
Quote by MISSCHIEF
like i said before a tea spoon is too small and sad but yes i have measured mine to exactly one level tablespoon
i was curious alright!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You've just gone and measured it now? :lol2: Was it in a lump, a paste or a liquid?
Now THAT'S funny :!:
Sex God
I have Lumpy cum round to do a bit of plumbing or decorating now and then , but he usually brings Lofty for any pipes that are really high up . Both nice fellas.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
like i said before a tea spoon is too small and sad but yes i have measured mine to exactly one level tablespoon
i was curious alright!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You've just gone and measured it now? :lol2: Was it in a lump, a paste or a liquid?
Debs waits patently for aka to cum back
:lol: well??????
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ahhhhhh still like it non lumpy! Bit like cold school custard in a weird kinda way
COLD?! you need to have words with your man immediately
:lol: I think he may be faking it :rotflmao: :rotflmao:hehe naaaaaaaaaaah I meant caue custard does go that same lumpy way! Its always nice ana waaaaaarm! mmm slurpy slurpy
Quote by Debbiewebs
Debs waits patently for aka to cum back
well??????
Yeh, come on Loco!! We're waiting for a full comprehensive report on this event :twisted: Like how far away was the teaspoon for you to be able to catch it? :shock: Did you hold the teaspoon, or did you have to put it on the side and walk a few feet away from it and aim real good? Or did you just cum all over the place and the scoop it up? We need to know these things!!!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
like i said before a tea spoon is too small and sad but yes i have measured mine to exactly one level tablespoon
i was curious alright!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You've just gone and measured it now? :lol2: Was it in a lump, a paste or a liquid?
oh sorry it was lumpy though i did`ut clean the peanut butter off the spoon first
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Yeh, come on Loco!! We're waiting for a full comprehensive report on this event :twisted: Like how far away was the teaspoon for you to be able to catch it? :shock: Did you hold the teaspoon, or did you have to put it on the side and walk a few feet away from it and aim real good? Or did you just cum all over the place and the scoop it up? We need to know these things!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:You forgot to ask if he had to scrape it up did he make sure that all the bits etc that gather on the floor were removed or had he just vaccumed prior to the experiment....
Shireen
xxx
Quote by HungryP
ahhhhhh still like it non lumpy! Bit like cold school custard in a weird kinda way
COLD?! you need to have words with your man immediately
:lol: I think he may be faking it :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Are you sure he isn't DEAD? :shock:
hahaha I can definetly say that he is NOT dead! :lol:
Sex God
The voice of experience ? LOL
Sex God
Quote by corriefem
Do you know I was just eating tomatoes on toast and read this thread and gagged on thought of lumpy cum - and I was looking forward to my tea
That'll be good for the diet hunni!
:) :twisted: 
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