Buckets or teaspoons

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock:

well used to,but also after snip it seems to have thinned out a bit, i know it seems hard to swallow ,if you parden the pun lol,the mrs says it smells different depending on what you have to eat, galic=no blow job lol

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
I get a lump in my throat sometimes when I'm watching a film or something which chokes me up.
Maybe it travels downwards? I mean, if you get hit in the goolies it makes yer eyes water innit! :twisted: :twisted:
ops: :oops: :oops:

So keep away from a man with a cold :shock:

4 Jan 2005

Quote by northeastcoupleuk
Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock:

well used to,but also after snip it seems to have thinned out a bit, i know it seems hard to swallow ,if you parden the pun lol,the mrs says it smells different depending on what you have to eat, galic=no blow job lol
Yeah, guys on healthy diets taste nice and sweet. :lickface:

4 Jan 2005

Doesnt the average man get a bucket and a half in his life time.
Thats what my Granny told me anyway (or was it Max?)

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock:

well used to,but also after snip it seems to have thinned out a bit, i know it seems hard to swallow ,if you parden the pun lol,the mrs says it smells different depending on what you have to eat, galic=no blow job lol
Yeah, guys on healthy diets taste nice and sweet. :lickface:
I have never tasted it it goes down with such a force i dont get chance surprised

ops: :oops:

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
I get a lump in my throat sometimes when I'm watching a film or something which chokes me up.
Maybe it travels downwards? I mean, if you get hit in the goolies it makes yer eyes water innit! :twisted: :twisted:
ops: :oops: :oops:

So keep away from a man with a cold :shock:
No, No. That's when you get a cold and start sneezing! lol

:lol: :lol:

4 Jan 2005

You men are such bossters!................... its only a tea spoon full always but its not what you produce its your preformses.......oo girls what shell we do with them hey??? smackbottom

4 Jan 2005

="northeastcoupleuk well used to,but also after snip it seems to have thinned out a bit,

In which case im guessing its the amount of sperm in the goo that makes up its lumpy consistency. As im sure your all aware an ejaculation isnt just sperm, its semen, water, and other things that act as lubricants and such.
And the eating thing, its well known that coffee, beer, fags, spicey foods and such make your spunk taste bad.
Pineapple and other sweet juices make it tasty sweeter and nicer...
Sorry you all probably know all this already lol!
Anyway i usually shoot about a teaspoonful, but if ive not had it a few days or with lots of teasing, theres a good milk bottle full! ;) and it seems to shoot a fair distance too!

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock:

All my posts are there to be hi-jacked. It is a very good question that I have wondered myself.
Dave_Notts

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock:

All my posts are there to be hi-jacked. It is a very good question that I have wondered myself.
Dave_Notts
Sorry hun surprised

ops:

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
No, No. That's when you get a cold and start sneezing! :lol: :lol:

Now sat here picturing a sneezing dick :shock:
Pineapple juice is aparently a good way to get cum to taste sweeter, but would it make it smoother? or is that not relevant? ........ spose it would depend on how much you drunk :undecided: Pineapple juice I mean, not cum rolleyes

4 Jan 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Try this connected thread:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/15692.html
BTW, Dave, Buckets??? I only have two balls producing it

ermm...I think it gets produced in the vas deferens, well before it gets to the balls...
Mike.
Thanks for the thread Mike.
Produced in the vas deferens????? I have never been to Spain????? lol

Dave_Notts

4 Jan 2005

In which case im guessing its the amount of sperm in the goo that makes up its lumpy consistency.
I doubt the actual sperms make any noticeable difference. Male ejaculate is over 90% water by mass, and most of the rest is a concoction of zinc and amino acids. The actual sperm content is negligible by comparison.

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Dave_Notts, do you mind if I hijack your thread to find out why some men have lumpy cum? :shock:

All my posts are there to be hi-jacked. It is a very good question that I have wondered myself.
Dave_Notts
Sorry hun surprised

ops:

No sorry required :kiss:
Dave_Notts

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
In which case im guessing its the amount of sperm in the goo that makes up its lumpy consistency.
I doubt the actual sperms make any noticeable difference. Male ejaculate is over 90% water by mass, and most of the rest is a concoction of zinc and amino acids. The actual sperm content is negligible by comparison.

isn't zinc supposed to be good for the skin?

4 Jan 2005

fair enough i stand corrected, just by him having the snip, the only change should be no sperm in the ejaculation, and its since then hes noticed a difference...
ANYWAY why am i having such a discussion?!
Im off to view another topic!

4 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
No, No. That's when you get a cold and start sneezing! :lol: :lol:

Now sat here picturing a sneezing dick :shock:
Pineapple juice is aparently a good way to get cum to taste sweeter, but would it make it smoother? or is that not relevant? ........ spose it would depend on how much you drunk :undecided: Pineapple juice I mean, not cum rolleyes

True. If a man is dehydrated then his semen will be 'lumpy' because his body is trying to conserve water.

4 Jan 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
No, No. That's when you get a cold and start sneezing! :lol: :lol:

Now sat here picturing a sneezing dick :shock:
Pineapple juice is aparently a good way to get cum to taste sweeter, but would it make it smoother? or is that not relevant? ........ spose it would depend on how much you drunk :undecided: Pineapple juice I mean, not cum rolleyes

you mean you actually swill it round your mouth and test it Missy :shock:
bloody hell Missy eat FGS before you swallow :shock:

4 Jan 2005

I know nothing but just wanted to say what a fantastic thread lol

Dawn :silly:
(Ians is way more then a teaspoon full)

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
In which case im guessing its the amount of sperm in the goo that makes up its lumpy consistency.
I doubt the actual sperms make any noticeable difference. Male ejaculate is over 90% water by mass, and most of the rest is a concoction of zinc and amino acids. The actual sperm content is negligible by comparison.

Well any erotic thoughts are now firmly on the backburner.
Too much science I submit.

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
you mean you actually swill it round your mouth and test it Missy :shock:

you mean you don't? :twisted:

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
you mean you actually swill it round your mouth and test it Missy :shock:

Swilling isn't so bad, it's when they start gargling I get worried. rotflmao

4 Jan 2005

Hey Lazeeboy, us girls needed to know. wink

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
(Ians is way more then a teaspoon full)

I am now picturing all the girls getting ready with teaspoons in their hands saying shoot it in here sweetie just to see if it is true....

:rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx

4 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
[I am now picturing all the girls getting ready with teaspoons in their hands saying shoot it in here sweetie just to see if it is true.... :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx

Hey Shireen, thought you'd go one better than that, just spit it into the spoon luv wink

4 Jan 2005

Quote by shireen-steve
(Ians is way more then a teaspoon full)

I am now picturing all the girls getting ready with teaspoons in their hands saying shoot it in here sweetie just to see if it is true....

:rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx
With all the blokes saying "Keep it still if you want me to get it in there" lol

Dave_Notts

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Hey Shireen, thought you'd go one better than that, just spit it into the spoon luv

We have a saying in this house..... "Waste not want not" :wink: :giggle: :giggle:
Shireen
xxx

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Dave__Notts
With all the blokes saying "Keep it still if you want me to get it in there"

:rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx

4 Jan 2005

i tell my girl it tastes honey she say`s oh yea do you what to try some?

4 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
you mean you actually swill it round your mouth and test it Missy :shock:

Swilling isn't so bad, it's when they start gargling I get worried.

Debbie!!! Ice!!! smackbottom

:rotflmao:
Tis when I'm sat there chewing it that I get pissed off!!! confused