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Quote of the morning ! "Didnt YOUR alarm clock go off?"
So we waved at the plane as it flew over the house :sad:
bugger being the operative word...sorry you missed your flight, hope you get something sorted out confused
Other quote of the morning whilst on phone booking new flights ............
girl: Would you like to book your seats?
me: I don't care where we're bloody well sat as long as we're on the plane.
Steve biggrin
Don't panic guys, I've a lovely little rowboat you can borrow. lol
Sorry, but...................
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You two are gonna be knackered tomorrow now, cos you'll be too scared to fall asleep tonight
:therethere:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
You two are gonna be knackered tomorrow now, cos you'll be too scared to fall asleep tonight
:therethere:

Yeah but we'll still be there to whoop your arses at boule outside of the local cafe!! biggrin
Steve & Sam :cool:
/me makes mental note...
next time blonde or steveg are in chat on the eve of their holiday...
Boot and ban so they get to bed at a reasonable hour...
Quote by steveg_nw
You two are gonna be knackered tomorrow now, cos you'll be too scared to fall asleep tonight
:therethere:

Yeah but we'll still be there to whoop your arses at boule outside of the local cafe!! biggrin
Steve & Sam :cool:
Oh I feel a challenge coming on! :twisted: :bounce:
You think you can whoop me ass at boules eh?? Not a chance matey, my over arm is second to none :smug: Could put Andrew Flintoff to shame I could :smug:
Is Flintoff a good one? :undecided: dunno
steve and missy
the sides have been set.......
we have steve "super" g in the left corner and
Missy "Marvelose" Chief in the right
round 1 let the battle commence.
MikeC
Quote by MISSCHIEF
You two are gonna be knackered tomorrow now, cos you'll be too scared to fall asleep tonight
:therethere:

Yeah but we'll still be there to whoop your arses at boule outside of the local cafe!! biggrin
Steve & Sam :cool:
Oh I feel a challenge coming on! :twisted: :bounce:
You think you can whoop me ass at boules eh?? Not a chance matey, my over arm is second to none :smug:
Don't you play boules underarm? dunno
Ok stoopid question
How unusual
where you playing Boules guys rolleyes
Quote by warwick
Ok stoopid question
How unusual
where you playing Boules guys rolleyes

In Blackburn babe .............. coz we missed our flight !!! lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
blonde i thought u were playing it in...............
spain....
MikeC
oh well never mind
just im in europeland for five days from tommorrow and I wondered if I could have got ring side seats to watch Missys over arm bouling technique lol :lol: :lol:
hope you guys get sorted anyway , fingers crossed
At ............... second best quote of the morning !!
"What are all these people doing up in the middle of the night ?"
Errrm . ........................... I fell off my chair lol :lol: :lol:
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Ok stoopid question
How unusual
where you playing Boules guys rolleyes

In Blackburn babe .............. coz we missed our flight !!! lol
Now that made me choke! :happy: :happy:
I've never played boules - can a novice challenge you all? Can't be too different to 10 pin bowling. Winner buys the roughest red wine?
cool 8-)
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I've never played boules

I bagsy you be on Steves team rotflmao :rotflmao:
Nah, nothing to it Jags - I've only played the once, they wouldn't let me again :shock: easy peasy, we'll thrash em :bounce:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I've never played boules

I bagsy you be on Steves team rotflmao :rotflmao:
Nah, nothing to it Jags - I've only played the once, they wouldn't let me again :shock: easy peasy, we'll thrash em :bounce:
smackbottom :smackbottom: BAD MISSY!
Can we not have us against yous (sorry FB) against them??
I bags Mark as our team manager/coach though :cheers: :cheers:
:rotflmao:
awwwwwwwww
i am on missy team she taught me to swim and ummmm was shocked by something
so she gets my vote.
sorry steve.
MikeC
Quote by warwick
oh well never mind
just im in europeland for five days from tommorrow and I wondered if I could have got ring side seats to watch Missys over arm bouling technique lol :lol: :lol:
hope you guys get sorted anyway , fingers crossed

We're off on a trip to France Warwick - purely mod work of course cool Yayyy you come too with your work and "tell us all to do it differently"*. Not sure we're going to Europeland tho, too many roller coastery things and we'll just bring our red wine up :shock:
* Warwicks quote from different thread biggrin
I shall be in France too cool
and the weather forecast is looking mighty fine 8-)
oh cheap red wine yeah 8-)
Warwick ............. thanx babe ....... new flights are sorted for the same time tomorrow morning ............. so not sleeping tonight !! lol
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Warwick ............. thanx babe ....... new flights are sorted for the same time tomorrow morning ............. so not sleeping tonight !! lol

why not sleep at the airport dunno :grin:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh I feel a challenge coming on! :twisted: :bounce:
You think you can whoop me ass at boules eh?? Not a chance matey...................

A challenge eh? :sparring:
Bring it on sister .......... bottles of wine for the winners paid for by the losers!
Who's picking the sides??
Steve
Quote by Jags
I've never played boules

I bagsy you be on Steves team rotflmao :rotflmao:
Nah, nothing to it Jags - I've only played the once, they wouldn't let me again :shock: easy peasy, we'll thrash em :bounce:
smackbottom :smackbottom: BAD MISSY!
Can we not have us against yous (sorry FB) against them??
I bags Mark as our team manager/coach though :cheers: :cheers:
:rotflmao:
Cant we do girls v boys ?
I believe the girlies can Tee off nearer the pin ! lol

Do I sound like I know what I am talking about ?
Quote by blonde
Cant we do girls v boys ?
I believe the girlies can Tee off nearer the pin ! lol
Do I sound like I know what I am talking about ?

Sounds like a plan :bounce: I'll be in goal :happy:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Cant we do girls v boys ?
I believe the girlies can Tee off nearer the pin ! lol
Do I sound like I know what I am talking about ?

Sounds like a plan :bounce: I'll be in goal :happy:
Sounds good to me .............. can I be silly mid off ? :lol:
Ladies, you are both useless :lol2:
The game of boules, otherwise known as pétanque , is perhaps the sport that is closest to French hearts. Similar to British lawn bowling or Italian bocce , the French version is traditionally played with metallic balls on a dirt surface beneath plane trees, with a glass of pastis at hand. The local boulodrome is a social focal point in southern France. The object of the game is to throw your balls — usually with somewhat of an arched back-spin — so that they land closer to the small object ball (cochonnet ) than those of your opponent, or strike and drive the object ball toward your other balls and away from your opponent's.

Honestly, what are you like rolleyes