Quote by postie
Do moths work for night flights? :twisted:
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They do, and even better, if you tie a tiny strip of white cloth around their heads, and set them off, they'll recreate the battle of Midway by making Kamikaze attacks on any vehicles passing your house
( if you listen really carefully you can actually hear them shouting - "Banzaiiiiiiii " as they fly in...)
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: tora! tora! tora!
my japanese battle fleet against your blue-bottle equipped P51s anyday! :smug:
neil x x x ;)
My task force is assembled and is heading (goldfish powered) down the Bridgewater canal as we speak :twisted: .
I will be joining up with Northwest-couples flotilla on the Leeds-Liverpool canal where we will steam ahead to intercept yours and Posties "Imperial" naval fleet on the Calder navigation.
Our flagship, the flycraft carrier S.H Ark royal is armed with Squadron leader Rogers the dragons V.T.O.L flea planes,
more than a match for your air power commanded by Wing commander Pheonix"D.F.C"
You still have time to surrender, you can copy and paste this into your next post if you wish
:worship: :giveup: :giveup:Ha ! Your flea-ridden banana boats don't scare us! For even as we speak highly trained Navajo dung beetles are breaking your secret code, and we know of all your plans! (damn, shouldn't have let on we know their plans, not good tactics..)
Look up and you'll see Mitsu-BEE-Shi Zero's about to attack your undefended bases... it'll be the insect Pearl Harbour and your goldfish powered ships will be sunk with the loss by drowning of all insects and, erm... fish. The Imperial Insect Air Force will achieve supreme victory , this is a glorious day, onwards my little insect pilots... to victory!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
absolutely completely mad as a fish the lot of you!
anyways, i'm bored with WWII now, so i've made a cunning modification to dino's original design. i reckon, if we glue a suitably trained spider to the rear of the fuselage, and teach him to pay out some thread on command, we could probably reenact The Battle Of Hoth and take an AT-AT down no worries! i've already offered my special effects services to George Lucas in case he decides to make episodes 7,8 and 9! cheap as chips, with none of that poncy CGI gubbins! this is live action this is!
rogue two to rogue leader . . . i'm going in . . . .
neil x x x ;)
