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7 Nov 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
tora! tora! tora!

my japanese battle fleet against your blue-bottle equipped P51s anyday! :smug:
neil x x x ;)

Have you superglued goldfish to the hull of your battleships? That would account for the impressive wakes they are leaving.

7 Nov 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
tora! tora! tora!

my japanese battle fleet against your blue-bottle equipped P51s anyday! :smug:
neil x x x ;)

F4F Wildcats, F6F Hellcats and F4U Corsairs in the Pacific theater.. P51's in the European Theater.... am I classed as a geek now redface

7 Nov 2005

thats bloody funny dino

7 Nov 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
Do moths work for night flights? :twisted:
:

They do, and even better, if you tie a tiny strip of white cloth around their heads, and set them off, they'll recreate the battle of Midway by making Kamikaze attacks on any vehicles passing your house
( if you listen really carefully you can actually hear them shouting - "Banzaiiiiiiii " as they fly in...)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
tora! tora! tora!

my japanese battle fleet against your blue-bottle equipped P51s anyday! :smug:
neil x x x ;)
My task force is assembled and is heading (goldfish powered) down the Bridgewater canal as we speak :twisted: .
I will be joining up with Northwest-couples flotilla on the Leeds-Liverpool canal where we will steam ahead to intercept yours and Posties "Imperial" naval fleet on the Calder navigation.
Our flagship, the flycraft carrier S.H Ark royal is armed with Squadron leader Rogers the dragons V.T.O.L flea planes,
more than a match for your air power commanded by Wing commander Pheonix"D.F.C"
You still have time to surrender, you can copy and paste this into your next post if you wish worship

:worship: :giveup: :giveup:

7 Nov 2005

Dino mate, go find a good lawyer and divorce H'red. her loonyness has finally taken it's toll on you and overcome your fragile sanity. better still, do her in and bury her under the patio- you'll get away with it, just plead insanity :silly: show the jury the ramblings of her strange brain on this site and they'll let you off scott free. you know it makes sense mate, we'll all back you up

(sorry miss h'red, you know im joking, please please don't punish me any more with the cock superglued to the thigh and your sexy, ass shaking, dance torture, i'm begging you, no.......)

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
I like this Dino, an maybe if you stick a couple of maggots on as well, they could do wing walking :grin:

This got me thinking and I've now glued some chrysalis to my long range bombers to act as in-flight refuelling when the original engines give up the ghost. I've just got to get the little beggars to hatch at the right time and west yorks is in range.

7 Nov 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl
I like this Dino, an maybe if you stick a couple of maggots on as well, they could do wing walking :grin:

This got me thinking and I've now glued some chrysalis to my long range bombers to act as in-flight refuelling when the original engines give up the ghost. I've just got to get the little beggars to hatch at the right time and west yorks is in range.
See meaty, its not me who`s mad, this is for real,,
Today West Yorkshire, Tomorrow THE WORLD !
MUHA, MUUHHA, MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
I like this Dino, an maybe if you stick a couple of maggots on as well, they could do wing walking :grin:

This got me thinking and I've now glued some chrysalis to my long range bombers to act as in-flight refuelling when the original engines give up the ghost. I've just got to get the little beggars to hatch at the right time and west yorks is in range.
See meaty, its not me who`s mad, this is for real,,
Today West Yorkshire, Tomorrow THE WORLD !
MUHA, MUUHHA, MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
ya know, I am seriously starting to have my doubts about the company I'm keeping here on SH! :shock:
this thread is insane - presumably due to the contributors! blink

you're all nutters! :uhoh: rotflmao

Now, where's me Swan Vestas? lol

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
I like this Dino, an maybe if you stick a couple of maggots on as well, they could do wing walking :grin:

This got me thinking and I've now glued some chrysalis to my long range bombers to act as in-flight refuelling when the original engines give up the ghost. I've just got to get the little beggars to hatch at the right time and west yorks is in range.
See meaty, its not me who`s mad, this is for real,,
Today West Yorkshire, Tomorrow THE WORLD !
MUHA, MUUHHA, MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
But you are mad, Dino. gone totally hatstand. It's the evil red one that's done all this :twisted: her crazyness has spread a twisted insane thread through all that cross her path, abandon your plans for an insect armageddon and save us all
BUILD THE DAMN PATIO!!!!
(i am still joking Red, you gorgeous, horny little devil, the voices tell me to do it, they plan evil deeds against you, with handcuffs and chocolate)

7 Nov 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
BUILD THE DAMN PATIO!!!!

All in good time Meaty, the patio shall be built, but first i have to execute my plan for west yorkshire, then world domination ! :twisted: :twisted: :silly: :silly:

7 Nov 2005

So this is what you get up to on a Tuesday night when we dont see you :shock:

7 Nov 2005

Iâ€™m getting a bit worried by Fu Mandinos imperialistic insect plans, particularly as I can see him entering into a pact with the mad Josef Postie and combining their forces in a fiendish plan.
Appeasement wont work, history has proved that, and itâ€™s only a matter of time that they extract bitter revenge on me. I am therefore mobilizing my forces of daddy long legs gun ships and they will be flying constantly, patrolling the end of the M62. Any infringements and I can promise the perpetrators â€œthe mother of all warsâ€

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino
Do moths work for night flights? :twisted:
:

They do, and even better, if you tie a tiny strip of white cloth around their heads, and set them off, they'll recreate the battle of Midway by making Kamikaze attacks on any vehicles passing your house
( if you listen really carefully you can actually hear them shouting - "Banzaiiiiiiii " as they fly in...)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
tora! tora! tora!

my japanese battle fleet against your blue-bottle equipped P51s anyday! :smug:
neil x x x ;)
My task force is assembled and is heading (goldfish powered) down the Bridgewater canal as we speak :twisted: .
I will be joining up with Northwest-couples flotilla on the Leeds-Liverpool canal where we will steam ahead to intercept yours and Posties "Imperial" naval fleet on the Calder navigation.
Our flagship, the flycraft carrier S.H Ark royal is armed with Squadron leader Rogers the dragons V.T.O.L flea planes,
more than a match for your air power commanded by Wing commander Pheonix"D.F.C"
You still have time to surrender, you can copy and paste this into your next post if you wish :worship: :giveup: :giveup:
Ha ! Your flea-ridden banana boats don't scare us! For even as we speak highly trained Navajo dung beetles are breaking your secret code, and we know of all your plans! (damn, shouldn't have let on we know their plans, not good tactics..)
Look up and you'll see Mitsu-BEE-Shi Zero's about to attack your undefended bases... it'll be the insect Pearl Harbour and your goldfish powered ships will be sunk with the loss by drowning of all insects and, erm... fish. The Imperial Insect Air Force will achieve supreme victory , this is a glorious day, onwards my little insect pilots... to victory!!!!!

7 Nov 2005

Now I'm afraid this guy has too much time on his hands!!,,,,,,,plus he could do with a couple of Dino's planes :P

Think I might have to set up a rebel alliance to defend us from him!....the popular people's front of Ettlbruck biggrin

or should that be people's popular front of Ettlebruck :shock:

7 Nov 2005

The pride of the fleet biggrin

, the flagship S.H Ark royal, primed and ready for battle :twisted:
click on the pic, go on i dare ya!
HAHAAAR ! bet yer shittin it now eh ! flipa

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino

The pride of the fleet , the flagship S.H Ark royal, primed and ready for battle :twisted:
click on the pic, go on i dare ya!
HAHAAAR ! bet yer shittin it now eh !

Banzaiiiiiiiiiii my little Fly pilots of doom...

ouch, bet that hurt !

7 Nov 2005

"Reporting for duty, Vice Admiral Dino, sir."

7 Nov 2005

Quote by postie

The pride of the fleet , the flagship S.H Ark royal, primed and ready for battle :twisted:
click on the pic, go on i dare ya!
HAHAAAR ! bet yer shittin it now eh !

Banzaiiiiiiiiiii my little Fly pilots of doom...

The next wave is standing by and saki is being passed round as we speak sir!

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Colts23

The next wave is standing by and saki is being passed round as we speak sir!

Bloomin eck Colts, i thought Luxembourg was a neutral.
Well youve made your intentions quite clear ,, :twisted: :twisted:

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Dino

The next wave is standing by and saki is being passed round as we speak sir!

Bloomin eck Colts, i thought Luxembourg was a neutral.
Well youve made your intentions quite clear ,, :twisted: :twisted:
ah well,,,,,,,considering it is a neutral country, I shall quite happily play both sides and become an arms dealer....
I present you with the ultimate in match fly carrier defence ......... :twisted:

The Hell fly Missile :twisted:
that should even everything up :P
payment into Secret bank, details to follow, all transactions tax free of course biggrin

7 Nov 2005

Frederick Him-el-er at your sevice von Postie.............. I hav a cunning plan...
Ve do not use theys matches, but instead balsa vood......... it is much lighter........
Ve feed ze flies on ze mulch of ze baked beans............. and ve get rocket assisted propulsion.......
a goot plan ya :grin:

7 Nov 2005

One of the "few" approaching the target area.

7 Nov 2005

Quote by Him'nHer
Frederick Him-el-er at your sevice von Postie.............. I hav a cunning plan...
Ve do not use theys matches, but instead balsa vood......... it is much lighter........
Ve feed ze flies on ze mulch of ze baked beans............. and ve get rocket assisted propulsion.......
a goot plan ya :grin:

Ach so! Ze Britisher Flies vill dann be kaput with our new und wunderbar Top Zekret veapon... Unteroffizier Him'el'er, you hav the permizzion to try this cunning plan...
Gott strafe die Britisher fliegerkorps insekts !!

7 Nov 2005

Respect, respect, to all the contributors!
I haven't laughed this much in ages...
M.

7 Nov 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl

One of the "few" approaching the target area.

WOW ! we got Jeff Goldblum on our side lol

:lol: :lol:

7 Nov 2005

Got the bastard !

7 Nov 2005

Just as he thought it was safe to go back on the round ...

7 Nov 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl
Just as he thought it was safe to go back on the round ...

Bloody Hell.... that just before bedtime? I am going to have nightmares :shock:

7 Nov 2005

Sounds like everyone is just PLANE crazy.... I thought we were ment to talk about sex, or am i on the wrong site????
So who's going to "take off" first?
loon

:loon: loon: loon:

7 Nov 2005

Quote by postie
Just as he thought it was safe to go back on the round ...

Bloody Hell.... that just before bedtime? I am going to have nightmares :shock:
That or ya going to get yer arse pinched :grin: