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Quote by HornyBunny
Another Question.. Whats on your keyring

:shock:
I have a bizarre bunch of keys... OK here goes:
"Aerobic Queen" keyring, shaped as a strange looking female lifting weights :shock:
Attached to the above is a dog disc with "Penny" written on it (belonged to my nan and grandad's dog that died in 1991 :shock: )
Also attached are the front and back keys of the house I'm waiting to sell rolleyes , the key to my office at work (also with a plastic key ringy thing with the room number on), and another key that I'm not really sure about - I think it might be a pad-lock key confused
Then I have another key ring attached to that bunch with the phone number and contact details of the NW MRSA, with my current house keys (front and back doors) and another one I was given by the estate agent - still no idea what it unlocks though :?
There you go, well you did ask lol :lol: :lol:
I don't have a wallet these days, lost too many of them in the past, so lets have a root through me pockets .....
packet of tobacco
2 lighters
day saver bus ticket
appointment card
folding magnifying glass
assortment of power driver tips
various receipts
bus/metro ticket
assortment of business cards
flyer for a comedy night
various packets of rizla in varying states of use
half a packet of rennies
mini leatherman
tissues
another day saver bus ticket
in change
£210 in notes
3 cheques - total value £1650 .... not mine
Key rings ...
1. house keys and a mini mag-light
2. workshop/office keys with an old police whistle [useful for calling sudden staff meetings mad lol
Matt
2 x £20 notes
in shrapnel (sorry i mean coins various)
debit card
credit card
assorted receipts
and my emergency polo mints
Pre-clean out it was
NI card
Barclaycard
HSBC credit card
HSBC current account debit card
HSBC old joint account debit card
Natwest old and closed chargecard
Driving licence
Student card
gym membership card
Xanadus membership card
Blood donor card
HMV store card
Game store card
Blockbuster card
2 durex condoms
$7
A transcript of the first conversation I had with my g/f (she's deaf and therefore we started off by writing everything).
Key fob for my front door.
Post clear out it's
Gym card
Student card
Transcript
HSBC credit card
HSBC debit card
Barclaycard
Key fob
Driving licence
Xanadus membership
and of course, as an essential...
2 durex condoms
lol
As for my keyring.....
My key, and a little plastic tag thing which rather helpfully lists my flat number and postcode. But since the key isn't mine and I would lose it off the ring I can't do much bout it.
1 Twenty pound note
1 receit from travel inn (stopped over after meatloaf concert last night
in change
makro card
driving licence
library card
cis tax card
morgan stanley credit card
switch / service card private ac
switch / service card buisness ac
several buisness cards
2 durex condoms
& phone number of some one i met at gig last night :twisted:
Mine sounds like a bit of a Skinny Minny compared to some on here, but heres the full listing as it stands tonight lol
Small note from Alliance and Leicester asking for valuation fee
Alliance and Leicester business card (with solicitors name/address on reverse)
Tesco clubcard (high flyer or what ?:lol: )
Lloyds TSB bank card
4x points tokens to be redeemed at Tescos (forget them, they've all expired (like I need hair gel anyway rolleyes ))
Alliance and Leicester bank card
Business card for local garage
Business card for local motor-cycle showroom
La Chambre membership card
International Breakdown membership card (thats Breakdown, not Rescue, nothing to do with The Thunderbirds :lol: :lol: )
Business card for local wholesaler (sweeties, yum,yum)
Severn Trent payment card
Lloyds TSB business card
1x postage stamp (first class)
Small piece of paper with some dates on (?)
£10 note ( CD 10 958322, for Marms. Is this the new form of train-spotting ? :lol: )
ps, spookily, the banknote as my old clock number from where I used to work written on it.
I also seem to be in possession of £100 in 20's that belongs to the firms petty cash fund. Better hand that back tomorrow :cry: :cry: (no numbers this time because its not my cash )
Hmmm, more crap than I realised :lol:

copper coin from Statue of Liberty - made to show the thickness of the statue itself
recent pic of my kids
newborn pic of my son
newborn pic of my daughter
some of our wedding pics - tripleprint mini ones
pic of me and my neice
Reflexologist business card
A male friends business card
Another male friends business card
Best friends business card
Assembly restaurant business card
Shabu Shabu East (new york) restaurant business card
Bloomingdales business card lol
Howards Hydrocare business card (swimming pool products)
My beauty therapists business card
some Winnie Pooh stickers confused
Receipt for my broken ankle chain being fixed in jewellers
Cameron Hot Air Balloons business card
Two Leisure Centre membership cards
Vauxhall Dealer business card
Rude hand drawn pic a male friend drew of me
Nationwide bank card
Tescos club card
Nectar Card
Matalan Card
WHSmiths clubcard
Barclaycard
Nationwide Invest direct card
Another leisure centre card
Toyrs R Us Gold Card
Tescos Credit Card
Old Orleans Loyalty Card
Local cash and carry card
RAC Card
Somerfield Card
M&S Storecard
Goldfish Credit Card
Homebase spend and Save Card
Suburban Swingers UK Membership Card
Donor Card
My god, what a load of crap!!
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Toyrs R Us Gold Card

JUDY, JUDY, JUDY......
Quick, come here............. someone has a gold card lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx

Toyrs R Us Gold Card

JUDY, JUDY, JUDY......
Quick, come here............. someone has a gold card lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have a platinum one, if anyone wants to cum and play in the toy department wink :wink:
I would never carry storecards. Terribly working class.
Two debit cards
Chameleons membership card
Out of date National Trust card lol
Nectar card
QVC card
Tescos club card
Hospital appointment card
Driving Licence
Bootsadvantage card
11 1st class stamps
Pile of Sainsburys and Tescos school vouchers( forgot to give them to the kids to take into school)
A pile of photos of the kids and neices
A photo of me and hubby taken 15 yrs ago :shock: ....od that makes me feel old!
4 library cards
NHS medical card
Dentist appointment card
A scan pic of my 3rd son from when I was 13 weeks pregnant dunno ...gets more interesting the deeper you delve...lol
A pic of my dog I had as a cild
10 raffle tickets (no idea wat they were for?)
A free wacky warehouse play voucher
Tesco reciept
Another Tesco reciept!
.....
Postman Pat theatre tickets
and an earring.
Helen..xx
Quote by marmalaid
Three 20 pound notes, serial numbers AD78166450, DA47207151, CB68278052
One 5 pound note serial number JB08548059
Three 1 pound coins (2x coat of arms design, 1x dragon design)
One 50p coin (Britannia design)
One 10p coin (lion design)
One 5p coin (thistle design)
Three 2p coin (The Prince of Wales design)
One 1p coin (portcullis design)
Chris
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Wahay!!!.......drinks on you on Sat night then?..............wouldnt want you struggling under the weight of your wallet lol
Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
Three 20 pound notes, serial numbers AD78166450, DA47207151, CB68278052
One 5 pound note serial number JB08548059
Three 1 pound coins (2x coat of arms design, 1x dragon design)
One 50p coin (Britannia design)
One 10p coin (lion design)
One 5p coin (thistle design)
Three 2p coin (The Prince of Wales design)
One 1p coin (portcullis design)
Chris
biggrin

Wahay!!!.......drinks on you on Sat night then?..............wouldnt want you struggling under the weight of your wallet lol
Hey! You already got an out of date National Trust family card out of me, what more do you want?
Ask me on Thursday, when I've been paid!!!
At the moment, not a lot there except
Bank Card
Photo of my daughter
Sainsbury's Nectar Card
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Quote by marmalaid
Three 20 pound notes, serial numbers AD78166450, DA47207151, CB68278052
One 5 pound note serial number JB08548059
Three 1 pound coins (2x coat of arms design, 1x dragon design)
One 50p coin (Britannia design)
One 10p coin (lion design)
One 5p coin (thistle design)
Three 2p coin (The Prince of Wales design)
One 1p coin (portcullis design)
Chris
biggrin

Wahay!!!.......drinks on you on Sat night then?..............wouldnt want you struggling under the weight of your wallet lol
Hey! You already got an out of date National Trust family card out of me, what more do you want?
Exactly!!!!!!!! rolleyes ............ it is of little use to me now.............unlike the money in your wallet :lol: :scared:
I have
1) Drivers licence
2) Natwest CC
3) Natwest Debit card
4) Natwest Premier card
5) Barcklays company card
6) Business card of some electrician i used back over a year ago
7) Receipt from Subway
8) Subway stamp card
MMMM.... exciting .....
Quote by Mr_and_Mrs_Cov
Exactly!!!!!!!! rolleyes ............ it is of little use to me now.............unlike the money in your wallet lol :scared:

You'll have to fight the moths for it!
Oyster card
Staff ID
AA card
Hole-In-The-Wall card
Credit card
Stamps
Picture of mum and dad
No cash, I keep that in my front pocket since I got "dipped". I figure if I'm going to get my money nicked again, I may as well enjoy it. lol
I don't have much in my wallet really.
Just my driving licence, my bank cards and a Matalan card.
Oh, and a few moths :P
I do not carry a wallet - they get nicked!
Most nights my pockets contain:
1 x credid card (leave the others in the hotel safe in case you neet them).
1 x cash card - for obvious reasons.
Appropriate keys.
Cash - depends on where you are going.
Condoms - you never know!
Mobile phone
When out with Mrs McC however the list may have to be extended to include umbrella, tissues, diary, cigarettes etc.