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19 May 2006

Quote by H-x
someone sent me this this morning, made me giggle.
A woman had been in a coma for several months, one day the nurses noticed a slight response when they were washing her pussy. They rushed to her husband explaining that a little oral sex might help bring her round, to which he agreed. A few minutes later her monitors flatlined - no pulse or heart beat.
" What happened??!!!" they cried, to which the husband replied,
" Don't know, but I think she might have choked "

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
H.x

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*wipes tea from screen*

19 May 2006

Quote by H-x
someone sent me this this morning, made me giggle.
A woman had been in a coma for several months, one day the nurses noticed a slight response when they were washing her pussy. They rushed to her husband explaining that a little oral sex might help bring her round, to which he agreed. A few minutes later her monitors flatlined - no pulse or heart beat.
" What happened??!!!" they cried, to which the husband replied,
" Don't know, but I think she might have choked "

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
H.x

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my nice newly painted walls are now tea stained ! confused

19 May 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
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my nice newly painted walls are now tea stained !

*passes sassy some wet wipes*
lol

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24 May 2006

an elderly couple are lying in bed,
she sighs and says, 'when we were younger you used to hold my hand',
begridgingly he holds her hand,
she says, 'and you used to kiss me on the cheek'
again begrudgingly, he pecks her on the cheek,
she says, 'and you used to bite my neck'
he gets out of bed and she says, 'where are you going?'
he replies, 'to get my teeth'
H.x

26 May 2006

2 Jun 2006

:P

2 Jun 2006

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. There she starts chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gate when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling scream.
" Don't worry", says St. Peter," its only someone having holes put into her shoulder blades for wings". The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation. Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
"Oh my God" says the old lady, "now what is happening?"
"Not to worry," says St. Peter, "she is having her head drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this," says the old lady,"I'm going to hell".
"You can't go there, says St. Peter. "you'll be and sodomized."
"Maybe so," says the old lady, "but I already got the holes for that!"
I'll get my coat
bolt

2 Jun 2006

Quote by H-x
an elderly couple are lying in bed,
she sighs and says, 'when we were younger you used to hold my hand',
begridgingly he holds her hand,
she says, 'and you used to kiss me on the cheek'
again begrudgingly, he pecks her on the cheek,
she says, 'and you used to bite my neck'
he gets out of bed and she says, 'where are you going?'
he replies, 'to get my teeth'
H.x

Now going to get tissues to wipe the bud off my keyboard lol

20 Jul 2006

Bugger me :shock: look what I've just found.............ahh fond memories of childish behaviour as we bumped it to the top on a regular basis. Obviously I'd never dream of such a thing now as I'm sure it would be locked quicker than you can say...........
...........BUMP bolt

22 Jul 2006

......after an accident at an upholstery factory, a woman is now fully recovered, doctors say she is 'comfortable'.
I blame the heat.
H.x

22 Jul 2006

H-x
Do you need a drink??