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Was just flickin' through a magazine there and saw this and thought it'd be rather interesting to see which ones people get. It's about a mans bum...
If he has a square shaped bum he's sensitive to your needs and isnt afraid of commitment. But he can be easily hurt, so treat him with care and he'll do the same for you.
If he has a round bum he's likely to be very easy going and relaxed. He's dedicated to his career, so dont be surprised if work is his top priority sometimes
If he has a flat bum he tends to be very sure of himself. Hes flirtatious and slow to settle down. He prefers to take it easy and will be found relaxing at home.
If he has a line under his left cheek it suggests that he's struggling to come to terms with his past. A line under his right cheek shows that he's happy to commit. The longer the line, the more serious he is.
If he has a mark or dimple on his left cheek he is still carrying emotional baggag from his past. Dimples or marks on his right cheek are a positive sign, he can expect good news about family matters.
I can't see my bum so I'll have to leave it to others to answer the question!
dunno :dunno:
Dino has a flatish bum and he fits well with what it says (typical bloody gemini too) rolleyes
rolleyes typical flirty male,lol. Stu is a cpricorn and he is verrrrry flirty indeed and often a bit too sure of himself. mad , it peevs me off sometimes!!!
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rolleyes typical flirty male,lol. Stu is a cpricorn and he is verrrrry flirty indeed and often a bit too sure of himself. mad , it peevs me off sometimes!!!
D`ya know what lil miz,,he doesnt know he`s doin it :roll: cant even go to bloody tesco`s and he` change our names to Hornyred and flirting fella :x :x
lil_miz_naughty_0204........If that's your bum I'd be delighted to add it to the gallery in the 'womens bum' thread..........I suspect it isn't though. dunno
Steve
Quote by Eagerslut9
I can't see my bum !

rolleyes :roll:
Unlike the girls you were flashing yr thong to in the pub!!!!!!!! :moon: :moon:
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admittedly theres no mention of relaxing in your truck in the definitions.........but this is definitely you hunni!!!!!!!!!!
passionkiss
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
If he has a flat bum he tends to be very sure of himself. Hes flirtatious and slow to settle down. He prefers to take it easy and will be found relaxing at home.

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Hmm a square bum confused .........I'd like to see one of those :shock: wink
What about people who are a mixture of all of the first three then
Quote by stokey12
What about people who are a mixture of all of the first three then

Bring it on baby :shock:
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam
Quote by adam ciara
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam

Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:
Quote by Libra-Love
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam

Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:
OOhh and mine :twisted:
Quote by honeyriderx
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam

Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:
OOhh and mine :twisted:
Should we share him hun? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam

Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:
OOhh and mine :twisted:
Should we share him hun? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I was hoping you girls would say that! :P
Quote by adam ciara
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam

Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:
OOhh and mine :twisted:
Should we share him hun? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I was hoping you girls would say that! :P
Ohh now theres a thought :twisted: Is there enough to go round though? wink :twisted:
Quote by Libra-Love
Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:

As does yours Libra. worship
Quote by honeyriderx
Please see ad 198509 or 198507.
There is a picture of my bum there and I can't decide which I have or what it says about me. (remember - judge on the picture, not the ad!)
Adam

Your bum gets my vote hun :grin:
OOhh and mine :twisted:
Should we share him hun? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I was hoping you girls would say that! :P
Ohh now theres a thought :twisted: Is there enough to go round though? wink :twisted:
Well I will dedicate myself to trying!!!!! :P :wink:
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bum reading rolleyes
can just see the caravan" gypsy rosy-lees bum reader fiver ago" wink
Analyse this ! :silly:

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