Buying Certain Magazines from Service Stations

17 Aug 2004

I bought a certain type of magazine (not naming it, as it was crap) at a service station late on sunday night. I was served by a young and attractive girl and I couldn't help thinking it was a little uncomfortable for her (and a bit for me). redface

At least a bought a chocolate bar and a drink at the same time but should I have taken my own brown paper bag (as they don't do carrier bags in service stations)? Perhaps bought it somewhere else entirely? Or in this day and age, should I just flaunt my crap porn mag in public and be damned?

17 Aug 2004

I say be proud of your porn,don't hide it openly desplay it home and put it in your magazine rack for all to see.

17 Aug 2004

Too right Steve
It is our right as members of the male species to buy, view and discard of as we see fit the aforementioned publications.
Chris

17 Aug 2004

Not just males buy porn you know!! I LOVE to buy porn......although haven't bought any in a little while.....

17 Aug 2004

do you remember years ago when that first porno for women was released.. i think i was about 14 or 15... a group of us pooled our money together and bought it..... was a pile of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!

17 Aug 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
Not just males buy porn you know!! I LOVE to buy porn......although haven't bought any in a little while.....

You took the words right out of my mouth ......... oh hang on am I in the right thread ?????
I love porn mags ... will admit to crafilty taking many a peek at my dad's supplies as a teenager, which probably explains alot

17 Aug 2004

I used to do weekend nights in a service station. Trust me, you were probably the best entertainment of the day! lol

Venusxxx

17 Aug 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
do you remember years ago when that first porno for women was released.. i think i was about 14 or 15... a group of us pooled our money together and bought it..... was a pile of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remeber them
just for her i think it was called
i used to by them for flick
them where the days before bratt pitt (bastard)

17 Aug 2004

I buy porn mags. Oh no, thats my accountants monthly, aww well maybe I'm just a sad git really :cry:

17 Aug 2004

Ok ladies point taken......
Porn is for everybody.
Chris

17 Aug 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
do you remember years ago when that first porno for women was released.. i think i was about 14 or 15... a group of us pooled our money together and bought it..... was a pile of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh dear... my claim to fame is that I was in the first issue of that, in the "reader's husbands" section. I was only topless though, nothing rude!

17 Aug 2004

I remember in our early days sending Steve in a paper shop and him getting sooo embarrassed at doing it,he still did though.
I also remember a friend of Steves went into a service station wearing his work uniform during work hours and stealing one of them :shock: Thing is he couldve easily afforded it,and couldve easily lost his job over it it cant be that embarrassing that youve gotta steal it rolleyes

Perhaps its not the fact of buying porn,maybe its the fact that its crap porn that makes people who sell it giggle,they cost a bloody fortune.
As for the stories in them,i could do better myself biggrin

Anyone ever seen any swingers porn mags???That'd be interesting lol

17 Aug 2004

oooooooohhhhhh go on then clare
tell us a story mmmmmmmmmm

17 Aug 2004

I can never reach the porn mags in service stations , let alone buy them!!
Anyone know if Forum magaxine is still going?

17 Aug 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
I can never reach the porn mags in service stations , let alone buy them!!

Heehee....... but would love to be standing behind you as you were trying to reach that top shelf :wink: Did I mention as a frog I'm only 6 inches high...

17 Aug 2004

Quote by frogster
I can never reach the porn mags in service stations , let alone buy them!!

Heehee....... but would love to be standing behind you as you were trying to reach that top shelf :wink: Did I mention as a frog I'm only 6 inches high...
Did I mention that i only go to service stations when i am wearing a skirt and no knickers??
Can someone explain why they are called "Service stations" when ive nver had a service at one?
So many questions so few answers!!

17 Aug 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
I can never reach the porn mags in service stations , let alone buy them!!

Heehee....... but would love to be standing behind you as you were trying to reach that top shelf :wink: Did I mention as a frog I'm only 6 inches high...
Did I mention that i only go to service stations when i am wearing a skirt and no knickers??
Can someone explain why they are called "Service stations" when ive nver had a service at one?
So many questions so few answers!!
nearly choked on that one!!!!
I was just admiring your avatar too thinking what a nice arse you have and you go and tell me you wear no panties when in skirts at a service station!!!
I am now thinking of sending you a pm with me address,,, then putting a big "Service" sign over me front door!!!

17 Aug 2004

Quote by Benz2502
I can never reach the porn mags in service stations , let alone buy them!!

Heehee....... but would love to be standing behind you as you were trying to reach that top shelf :wink: Did I mention as a frog I'm only 6 inches high...
Did I mention that i only go to service stations when i am wearing a skirt and no knickers??
Can someone explain why they are called "Service stations" when ive nver had a service at one?
So many questions so few answers!!
nearly choked on that one!!!!
I was just admiring your avatar too thinking what a nice arse you have and you go and tell me you wear no panties when in skirts at a service station!!!
I am now thinking of sending you a pm with me address,,, then putting a big "Service" sign over me front door!!!
Trouble is id ber worn out by the time id got to Cornwall and driving all that way can you imagine how wet my seat would be??!!!!
redface

17 Aug 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
Did I mention that i only go to service stations when i am wearing a skirt and no knickers??

Oh.... My.... God !!! :inlove: :rose: :inlove:

17 Aug 2004

Nice reach-around frogster :thumbup:

17 Aug 2004

Quote by foxylady 123
Trouble is id ber worn out by the time id got to Cornwall and driving all that way can you imagine how wet my seat would be??!!!!

By god you got me drooling now too!!!!
See he problem I have to contend with in this swinging world... Cornwall is too far away!!
And well it has been raining bad!!! (it has eased off now and thankfully for last hour has stopped!!!)
But what would you be doing driving through these floods to get your seat that wet anyway!!!!

17 Aug 2004

I tried my hand at penning a letter for one of those mags (I'd just completed an English degree so I thought I better write something). Turned out I won the letter of the year competition (in a mag that shares its name with a popular small family car) which carried a prize of GBP500. Useful, eh.
So a few weeks later, once the cheque had cleared, I went out to celebrate my success at the Hatchet in town, and decided to pick up a fortifying Coke for walk home. Guess what was on the shelf in the 24hour Spar?
So if you thought it was weird for the pretty lass to sell you a single mag in the dead of night at a service station - the natural home of anon smut purchasement - imagine what the girl in the fairly busy Spar thought of the pissed up bloke buying all six copies of the same magazine with his Switch card, announcing that one was for his girlfriend.
Have yet to repeat that success...

17 Aug 2004

YOU NO!........... i am sick and tied of the prudes!.....we have in this country!........ do thay rule us!...................... well lets not let tham OK!...................... you fuck tham!.......and carry what you bloody like!......................... i am always in Anne summers!.......they have a bag with there name on it!.................... so i go it to the poshes restraint and piss me self watching peeps reactions!
i am so sick of tham!.........spit spit!...... its there prob not ares! evil

18 Aug 2004

M has appeared in most of the top shelf magazines and she isn't embarrassed in the slightest, flicking through the mags in the shop to check her pics are in before buying them!

18 Aug 2004

I bought 'For Women' on Monday and its a fab mag. Why should men have all the fun?

18 Aug 2004

oooooooooo practical caravan oooooooooo
sorry was just drooling over that mag
ive had many a nice sunday afternoon curled up reading a good porn mag wink

18 Aug 2004

Wow, a thread I started that didn't die within days!
Thanks Venus, it helps me sleep at night to know I brought that girl a small amount of pleasure by looking awkward, when she just saw me as the umpteenth person to buy a porn mag after pretending to look at everything else in the shop.
It may have been crap, but it was the cheaper end of the market and at least one story was fairly good (but nothing on the Swinger Stories). It was my first pruchase in years, my ex-girlfriend always used to buy the mags - hows that for equality Claire!
Any of the ladies want any old (not worn or erm, used confused

) magazines to look at, just ask and I'll bring them to the Munch.

18 Aug 2004

Porn mags do pretty much nothing for me... if i need erotic images to look at my imagination/memory are far better.
Although, for posterity, they do remind me of away matches in my rugby playing days.

18 Aug 2004

and his ex were in articles about swinging in a couple Danish porn mags.
After that she was in a few talking about swinging, then a full four page feature about swinging and BDSM featuring her and her new partner!
I was a little shocked at first as I had not even heard of swinging at the time!
Now look at me... addicted to the best swinging site going and loving it!