I was with a few pals last night and one of them referred to the female genitals as 'A badly packed kebab'
Another said he was going home and would be having ' a tentative foray around the Mexican saddlebags' when he got home.
This inevitably only went down hill from there.
'A cat with it's throat cut'
'A ripped out fireplace'
were among others.
As you can guess the comany was all male.
Anyone know if any more? and ladies, do you have any suggestions for alternative names for the 'pork sword'?
An old girlfriend referred to her floss
This lady was from Halesowiiiiiiiiiiin perhaps its a dialect word.
It'll take you a while to read all these.
(Scroll down a bit)
Some are more accurate than others.............I mean badly packed kebab doesnt work, cos I will always eat a kebab now matter how bad it smells............
I was walking down Cock Alley on my way to Pooh Bay when I came across the Love Canal. I climbed Jacob's Ladder to get to Saint's Delight. reaching the top I met Charlie Hunton his way back from the Baby Factoryhe said I really aught to try the Vibrating Masterbater at Jack & Dandy's....................
to be continued .....
