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Quote by naked-cleaner
Respectable :shock: :shock:
Your avin a larf intcha? ave you seen what the ladies are up to in all that mud rolleyes
Its gonna take HC days to clean that up :twisted:

HC ?????
Oh, so now Happy Cats is doing the cleaning now is he ?
We had a contract Pete !!!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, dont mention that name, next thing you know he'll be in here causing mayhem and destruction :roll:
you know I meant NC redface lol
Quote by mik69
why haven't you lot stripped yet? Don't want little old me being on my own. Can I have a cuddle some one My nipples are sticking out its that cold lol Coat hangers comes to mind :lol:

hump oh sorry, you said cuddle passionkiss errrm no I meant :therethere:
redface
Get back you sod whip as i said earlier theres a que confused and as i wasn't on last night (I know about time lol) i'm at the front of it :twisted:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: duel
slings a fistfull of mud at Mik :P
Quote by naked-cleaner
Respectable :shock: :shock:
Your avin a larf intcha? ave you seen what the ladies are up to in all that mud rolleyes
Its gonna take HC days to clean that up :twisted:

HC ?????
Oh, so now Happy Cats is doing the cleaning now is he ?
We had a contract Pete !!!
It seems Pete put said contract out to tender on saturday night he let all sorts of people in here biggrin
Pete, you have brought a tear to my eye after just reading what you put in the love thread. :rose:
Quote by Pete_sw
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, dont mention that name, next thing you know he'll be in here causing mayhem and destruction rolleyes
you know I meant NC redface lol

Ok Pete, must have been a slip of the tongue
But I still ain't cleaning up that mud on mi own
Quote by Pete_sw
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: duel
slings a fistfull of mud at Mik :P

Thats fighting talk my friend :twisted: Slings a fistfull of naked cleaner at Pete
There that'll teach you biggrin
Quote by hisandhers
Pete, you have brought a tear to my eye after just reading what you put in the love thread. :rose:

I did :shock:
rushes off to check his drunken ramblings bolt
:thrilled: got Mik & Pete over the head with the mud, but redface I've fallen & landed head first myself in the mud lol
NC hiya babe no you don't need to strip HEE HEE putting a lump of mud all over you :lol:
Quote by hisandhers
:thrilled: got Mik & Pete over the head with the mud, but redface I've fallen & landed head first myself in the mud lol
NC hiya babe no you don't need to strip HEE HEE putting a lump of mud all over you :lol:
:laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Serves you right for picking on the best mud slingers in town
Quote by hisandhers
:thrilled: got Mik & Pete over the head with the mud, but redface I've fallen & landed head first myself in the mud lol
NC hiya babe no you don't need to strip HEE HEE putting a lump of mud all over you :lol:

Oi be careful where you put that mud .....................................
mmmmmmm on seconds thoughts .............................
yeah, I like it right THERE
Quote by Pete_sw
Pete, you have brought a tear to my eye after just reading what you put in the love thread. :rose:

I did :shock:
rushes off to check his drunken ramblings bolt
Blimey, that got a bit deep didn't it rolleyes
Ducks behind the bar as more mud flies in his general direction.
and Mik, stop pullin bits off of NC, he's gonna need those :roll:
Quote by Pete_sw
Pete, you have brought a tear to my eye after just reading what you put in the love thread. :rose:

I did :shock:
rushes off to check his drunken ramblings bolt
Blimey, that got a bit deep didn't it rolleyes
Ducks behind the bar as more mud flies in his general direction.
and Mik, stop pullin bits off of NC, he's gonna need those :roll:
Must not do comedy edit on last line of petes post like last time confused
Now thats self restraint :thumbup: innocent
gonna get dressed now I'm all wet rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Night night peeps early start 2moz
Night Night H&H kiss see ya soon
Quote by mik69
Pete, you have brought a tear to my eye after just reading what you put in the love thread. :rose:

I did :shock:
rushes off to check his drunken ramblings bolt
Blimey, that got a bit deep didn't it rolleyes
Ducks behind the bar as more mud flies in his general direction.
and Mik, stop pullin bits off of NC, he's gonna need those :roll:
Must not do comedy edit on last line of petes post like last time confused
Now thats self restraint :thumbup: innocent
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Washes all the muddy ladies down with a well shook up magnum of champaign :twisted:
Quote by Pete_sw
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
:twisted:

Hey ya sod thats cplbbws job smile or at least a womens :twisted:
Right, I'm just going to have a shower in the cellar, then I'm off home
Got an early morning meeting, but will be back to clean up this mess later tomorrow morning
Nite everyone
Quote by naked-cleaner
Right, I'm just going to have a shower in the cellar, then I'm off home
Got an early morning meeting, but will be back to clean up this mess later tomorrow morning
Nite everyone

Good night N C smile
nite nite everyone, I'm off as well.
could some kind mod lock this once everyone has gone? its getting too long now, we'll start a new one tomorrow.
besides, its got far too messy in here and the place needs decorating.
wave
Hi
Thought we would pop in here as the chatroom seems closed
Sussex2
xxx
Hi sussex2
I was just leaving, but i'll stay and have a quick :cheers: wiv ya lol
Quote by Pete_sw
nite nite everyone, I'm off as well.
could some kind mod lock this once everyone has gone? its getting too long now, we'll start a new one tomorrow.
besides, its got far too messy in here and the place needs decorating.
wave

Bloody hell you off as well mik69 checks his body odor good night pete it looks like its just me and sussex2 now so hello to them and mind the mud rolleyes now what ya drinking smile
Well that's very kind of you Pete, just hope it doesn't get too crowed tonight
Sussex2
xxx
shouldnt think so sussex2, we had naked mud wrestlin in here earlyer and they've all buggered off rolleyes
right thats me done drinkies
I'm off, nite nite sussex2 and you Mik69, dont bother cleaning the mess up, I saw Bilko lurking about somewhere earlier, just ask him to lock it up when you leave, we'll buy a new place tomorrow.
wave
oh bugger.................i nip out for some cigs and everybody leaves :cry:
hey, wait a minute..................this doesn't look like the bar i was in ten minutes ago what's going on confused: and what's all this muckin' fud ?
oops...............think i took a wrong turning and ended up on page two of the cafe redface
Quote by dracae
oh bugger.................i nip out for some cigs and everybody leaves :cry:
hey, wait a minute..................this doesn't look like the bar i was in ten minutes ago what's going on confused: and what's all this muckin' fud ?
oops...............think i took a wrong turning and ended up on page two of the cafe redface

How many drinks have you had!!!! Get back in the other bar, NOW!!! lol
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
oh bugger.................i nip out for some cigs and everybody leaves :cry:
hey, wait a minute..................this doesn't look like the bar i was in ten minutes ago what's going on confused: and what's all this muckin' fud ?
oops...............think i took a wrong turning and ended up on page two of the cafe redface

How many drinks have you had!!!! Get back in the other bar, NOW!!! lol
only if you promise me some
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
and
whip :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
Quote by mik69
why haven't you lot stripped yet? Don't want little old me being on my own. Can I have a cuddle some one My nipples are sticking out its that cold lol Coat hangers comes to mind :lol:

hump oh sorry, you said cuddle passionkiss errrm no I meant :therethere:
redface
Get back you sod whip as i said earlier theres a que confused and as i wasn't on last night (I know about time lol) i'm at the front of it :twisted:
Easy now everyone - patience is a virtue ... or so i am told.... i am still waiting for that bloody JD bottle!
Sod it GIVE ME SAMBUCCA!!!! and make that a round for the house!