How about 'Dashing Dave' or 'Mr Massage' or to follow on with Mrs davej's thinking, perhaps 'Sir Limp-a-lot'?
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hwo about somethig catchy and unusual like..........davej?????
Quote by davej
No...No ....No.. folks these prickly things and hard man things are not what I am really after, I'm looking for something that reflects my well mannered, quite, considerate, soft side
"WHATS THAT"
"NO I STILL CANT HEAR....TURN THE MIXER OFF"
"how about mr limp that conjures up soft and is close to the truth"
"eerr shush mrs davej other folk might hear you.
davej looks longingly at the area of patio thats as yet unfinished and for a brief second considers if a body really would fit under it
Well, luckily I've been out and had 12 pints of super strength lager.... and feel that I can add to this thread.
DaveJ - you need something that enhances the softer, more considerate side.. Here are some suggestions (I might be wide of the mark though)
DaveJ loves Mrs Davej - Honest (don't worry about the patio)
Rose White is a Lovely Colour
I'll Wash those Nets Darling
Four Hours of Shopping - that's not long enough
I'll give up now
Regards
Paul
Sex God
Ah Sir Limp A Lot now there's a name to conjure up knights of old with gallant intent
"MRS DAVEJ"...."MRS DAVEJ"...
chug chug chug goes the mixer making it hard to hear
"WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME BEING A SIR"?
"WHAT"?....
"EH"?...
right didnt get all of that over the din, but I think she likes the idea of a titled name, cos I'm pretty sure she said something about me being a ....... King and Count.
"MRS DAVEJ"...."MRS DAVEJ"...
chug chug chug goes the mixer making it hard to hear
"WHAT DO YOU THINK OF ME BEING A SIR"?
"WHAT"?....
"EH"?...
right didnt get all of that over the din, but I think she likes the idea of a titled name, cos I'm pretty sure she said something about me being a ....... King and Count.
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Quote by dazandlou
Masterful Milker??
Sorry, i cant get over the hedgehog thing, lol!!
I will have you know dazandlou that milking Hedgehogs is no easy matter, the buggers wriggle around and make a deafening noise and if you dont warm your hands first they can get right uppity and give you a nasty nip. Getting the milking stool under the buggers so I can sit down is bloody difficult and all for a tablespoon full at best.
I should have stuck to bricklaying
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Saint Tiggywinkles - named after the St. Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital. Caring for sick & injured hedgehogs.
Or for a slightly manlier approach Sgt Tiggywinkles.
There I think you have achieved everything you want, a name that shows your nice caring side though also shows you’re a man.
Hmm I kind of like it.... Sgt Tiggywinkles.........
Or for a slightly manlier approach Sgt Tiggywinkles.
There I think you have achieved everything you want, a name that shows your nice caring side though also shows you’re a man.
Hmm I kind of like it.... Sgt Tiggywinkles.........
And why i am still not revising or completing the assignments due into uni by next week.............
Mal, give WBB half a bar of chocolate for her very amusing website diary that i have just discovered, that way neither of you are actually backing out of your agreement as A chocolate bar will not of been consumed, only half........................
well i shall stop drivelling on now and try to get some work done.
Mal, give WBB half a bar of chocolate for her very amusing website diary that i have just discovered, that way neither of you are actually backing out of your agreement as A chocolate bar will not of been consumed, only half........................
well i shall stop drivelling on now and try to get some work done.
Sex God
Davej you want to be called a name ...........ummmmm!!!!!
BOB !!!!!
ARCHIE !!!!!
RODNEY !!!!!!
( Alright then Davej :smug: :giggle:
BOB !!!!!
ARCHIE !!!!!
RODNEY !!!!!!
( Alright then Davej :smug: :giggle:
Sex God
Considerate and soft side. Well then how about a little play on your original name and include something else....
D.J. Smoothy 8-) - then you can just say "You always do requests" for the considerate part and smoothy for the more softer touch. What do you think?
D.J. Smoothy 8-) - then you can just say "You always do requests" for the considerate part and smoothy for the more softer touch. What do you think? 
Orgasminator
Mushroom
Goes with your sig...
Goes with your sig...
Orgasminator
Or
Magic Mushroom
or
Spawn
Magic Mushroom
or
Spawn
Sex God
Quote by Lucifer
Dave,
The males in the chatroom seem to favour names that indicate their wishes about penis size. I'd suggest something like daves_got_a_10inch_cock or daves_well_endowed or something like that.
Does mrsDaveJ have any ideas ?
I hope this helps
I did think along those lines myself Lucifer but I didnt think her suggestion of 'The Hamster Man' would give me any cred.
Sex God
Quote by JQL
Mushroom
Goes with your sig...
<Runs for cover before the Sarge sees this
I do hope you aren't in too much pain after your "procedure" John - I have a feeling the Sarge may well inflict something nasty on you for saying this so loudly!!
Sex God
Quote by Naberius
Its obvious that your real name is Rodney
Suggest " RodneyJ "
if your real name is Rodney ......why do they call you Dave then ???
I'm starting to think your not taking my plea for help seriously
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Davej you want to be called a name ...........ummmmm!!!!!
BOB !!!!!
ARCHIE !!!!!
RODNEY !!!!!!
( Alright then Davej :smug: :giggle:
Oh dear! Now listen folks, just remember that it was Mrs FC who was giggling at you members that are really called Bob, Archie and Rodney. Not me, I think they are fine, upright names.
Sex God
Well thats torn it and wrecked me plans, me mum and dad have just called and said that if I change my name, they won't leave me the bungalow, the willow pattern tea service and grans old rocking chair, so I guess I will have to stay plain old davej.
:cry:
:cry:
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
How about an anagram:
VEDAJ
JEDVA
Oh yeah right and once I have done that, you can all get me deported as an Eastern Eureopeon illegal immigrant and then come round here and drink all my beer.
Do ya think I'm Cuckoo !!
Sex God
Ohh !!!! Davej what would you like to be called............. :therethere:
Sex God
Quote by MrsFC
Ohh !!!! Davej what would you like to be called............. :therethere:
I....I....I...wanna be called by my real name.. :cry: ...I wanna be called by my true birth name... :cry: ..I wanna be called by the name that mummy and daddy put on the birth certificate.... :cry: ....I wanna be called by the name the vicar said when he made the sign with the water on my head...... :cry:
I wanna be callled....... :cry:
RUPERT !!!!!
:shock:
