(sorry mods pointless thread but am in a funny mood) 
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call of the wild
Sex God
I see your Mooooo and raise you a baaaaa. 
There's me thinking that a call of the wild is meaning to want to wee ones self. :shock:
There's me thinking that a call of the wild is meaning to want to wee ones self. :shock:
:? :? :? :?
Sex God
I didn't know we were playing African rules.
I was thinking of being an elephant but I can't for the life of me text wail.
Oh well here goes.
**Cough**
MmmbbbrrrrPhurghrrrrr
I know, I know. Terrible. Please if somebody can write the sound an elephant knows I will be able to sleep easy at night. That is sleep easy and not with.....
I was thinking of being an elephant but I can't for the life of me text wail.
Oh well here goes.
**Cough**
MmmbbbrrrrPhurghrrrrr
I know, I know. Terrible. Please if somebody can write the sound an elephant knows I will be able to sleep easy at night. That is sleep easy and not with.....
Sex God
A quid to the first smart arse that can do a Butterfly :2fingers:
Sex God
Quote by davej
A quid to the first smart arse that can do a Butterfly :2fingers:
Flash!!!! BANG!!!! rumble,rumble,rumble. plip,plip,plip.
(Sound of thunderstorm!)
:twisted: You owe me a quid dave!
Sex God
Don't ya just love it when you think you've got em stumped and they come back and make you look a prick.
Davej off to wear a condom on his head for the rest of the day courtesy of happycats and Rogerthedragon...
:rotflmao:
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Mine was first - it was a Red Admiral!
I bow before the master!
Sex God
Quote by Happy Cats
Sorry about that
Anyway, wheres me quid?
I've spent it on the condom.
two elderly indian gentlemen are sitting on a bus having a heated debate,the lady in front hears them repeating the word "womb" phonetically and none phonetically,after a while of hearing"it's woooom"and "no,I tell you it's wom B"the woman pipes in with"Ithink you'll find that it is in fact woom"..to which both the gentlemen reply,,"how would you know,I bet you've never heard an elephant fart"!!
