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Yep, brilliant thread...
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agricola FFS!
i thought i'd bloody run you through this properly mate!
*weary shake of head*
well you're buggered now mate. it's a barrister in Crown and i can't defend you there! you're on yer bleedin' own on this one!
neil x x x ;)
oh . . and
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i thought i'd bloody run you through this properly mate!
*weary shake of head*
well you're buggered now mate. it's a barrister in Crown and i can't defend you there! you're on yer bleedin' own on this one!
neil x x x ;)
oh . . and
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Quote by neilinleeds
i thought i'd bloody run you through this properly mate!
*weary shake of head*
well you're buggered now mate. it's a barrister in Crown and i can't defend you there! you're on yer bleedin' own on this one!
What an appropriate thing to write when you should have been out for my birthday!
Alex! 3000+ posts!
I nearly choked when I walked into the cafe and saw this thread!
Chatterbox, not half!
You'll be rivaling Blue's 7000+ posts soon!
Great idea Vix! A bluetoothbrush avatar!
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Quote by neilinleeds
agricola FFS!
i thought i'd bloody run you through this properly mate!
*weary shake of head*
well you're buggered now mate. it's a barrister in Crown and i can't defend you there! you're on yer bleedin' own on this one!
neil x x x ;)
oh . . and
Neil...............
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Shame on you !!!!!How can you leave our beloved Agricola in this situation ????
Pull yourself together man ....
:roll: An don your gown if you are called for !! OMG!!!!!!!!!
Agricola is incarcerated!!
Do we have anyone who has been called to the bar in here today????
Noooooooooo - not that kind of bar!
I am calling on the good people of Swinging Heaven to rally round.
We need a barrister!
Either that or we need to form a plan to break Agricola out of clink!!!
Where are the brains of the forum when you need them.
HELP!!!!!!
Agricola is incarcerated!!
Do we have anyone who has been called to the bar in here today????
Noooooooooo - not that kind of bar!
I am calling on the good people of Swinging Heaven to rally round.
We need a barrister!
Either that or we need to form a plan to break Agricola out of clink!!!
Where are the brains of the forum when you need them.
HELP!!!!!!
Sex God
oooo alex, bit outside my area of expertise is this one, the whole springing agricola out o' the Big 'Ouse thing. i might know of a certain cockernee business man though. seems to know all about the holding up Group 4 prison vans and smuggling fugitives to the Costa del Crime and stuff. i'll have a dickie bird in his shell-like, see what we can come up with.
oh and agricola, whatever you do, don't fall for the old whoops i dropped me soap, be a love and pass me it up will yer darlin' when your in the showers ok matey?
neil x x x ;)
oh and agricola, whatever you do, don't fall for the old whoops i dropped me soap, be a love and pass me it up will yer darlin' when your in the showers ok matey?
neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
oooo alex, bit outside my area of expertise is this one, the whole springing agricola out o' the Big 'Ouse thing. i might know of a certain cockernee business man though. seems to know all about the holding up Group 4 prison vans and smuggling fugitives to the Costa del Crime and stuff. i'll have a dickie bird in his shell-like, see what we can come up x x x ;)
Thanks Neil!
I have grave doubts about us being able to put up a convincing case in court so I fear we may have to resort to the jailbreak approach. Do you know which prison he is being held in. I think we are going to need detailed plans of the place.
Once we know which it is, I will pay him a visit......(mmmmm, if I pretend to be his wife, do you think they would let us........ :twisted: ?......sorry, mind wandering there....)
Once in the prison I will establish his exact whereabouts.
Right - now we need some good ideas!
I'm off to bake a cake, and put another file in it!
Alex x x
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The getting out part is dead easy......the difficult part is hiding the fact that he is out, all I can think of is finding some way of hiding his dissapearence from the authorities....
so it needs someone on the inside..........
what it needs, is someone to get a post in the administration block....
sort of let loose on their records for a couple of weeks .....throw them into chaos....
:idea: debbiewebs stop inspecting newbies weve got a job for you!
so it needs someone on the inside..........
what it needs, is someone to get a post in the administration block....
sort of let loose on their records for a couple of weeks .....throw them into chaos....
:idea: debbiewebs stop inspecting newbies weve got a job for you!
Thank God your here Dave
What a logical brain you have!
You are right - that is an excellent job for Debs!!!!!!
We could also do with probably getting a couple of the prison guards replaced with our own people too!
How about replacing 3 - with the Warwicks?????
That would confuse the hell out of them (and us too, unfortunately).
I'm getting a good feeling about this.
As for hiding him once he is out......
Well that's a doddle.
He can go to old Mrs Entwhistle's down the road.
Once he's in there, she has no intention of letting him see the outside world for a few weeks at least.
This should allow the heat to cool a little!
What do you think?
What a logical brain you have!
You are right - that is an excellent job for Debs!!!!!!
We could also do with probably getting a couple of the prison guards replaced with our own people too!
How about replacing 3 - with the Warwicks?????
That would confuse the hell out of them (and us too, unfortunately).
I'm getting a good feeling about this.
As for hiding him once he is out......
Well that's a doddle.
He can go to old Mrs Entwhistle's down the road.
Once he's in there, she has no intention of letting him see the outside world for a few weeks at least.
This should allow the heat to cool a little!
What do you think?
Sex God
Alex .................What a good idea, thinking of Mrs Entwhistle.
Sounds like she has had experience of this before in some form or another.. :lol:
And you're not too far away if you hear Agricola's screams if Mrs Entwhistle gets too much for him. :grin:
Sounds like she has had experience of this before in some form or another..
:lol: And you're not too far away if you hear Agricola's screams if Mrs Entwhistle gets too much for him. :grin:
MrsFC!!!!!!!!
I think Mrs Entwistle's house is fairly soundproof!
So once in there - he will be pretty much on his own.
I will take over the home help duties though - just to make sure he is being a good boy.
I was thinking I can take him out for some fresh air occasionally by dressing him up in one of Mrs Entwistles frocks and pushing him down to the park in her wheelchair!
But all this is relies on the expertise of SH to be able to spring him!
Do you fancy accompanying me when I visit him?
I'm sure between us we can distract the guards a little (especially if you dress as in your avatar). I can then pass the cake & file to agricola, unnoticed.
Alex x
I think Mrs Entwistle's house is fairly soundproof!
So once in there - he will be pretty much on his own.
I will take over the home help duties though - just to make sure he is being a good boy.
I was thinking I can take him out for some fresh air occasionally by dressing him up in one of Mrs Entwistles frocks and pushing him down to the park in her wheelchair!
But all this is relies on the expertise of SH to be able to spring him!
Do you fancy accompanying me when I visit him?
I'm sure between us we can distract the guards a little (especially if you dress as in your avatar). I can then pass the cake & file to agricola, unnoticed.
Alex x
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
MrsFC!!!!!!!!
I think Mrs Entwistle's house is fairly soundproof!
So once in there - he will be pretty much on his own.
I will take over the home help duties though - just to make sure he is being a good boy.
I was thinking I can take him out for some fresh air occasionally by dressing him up in one of Mrs Entwistles frocks and pushing him down to the park in her wheelchair!
But all this is relies on the expertise of SH to be able to spring him!
Do you fancy accompanying me when I visit him?
I'm sure between us we can distract the guards a little (especially if you dress as in your avatar). I can then pass the cake & file to agricola, unnoticed.
Alex x
Alex !!!! Count me in !!!!!!
I'm sure the guards will be no problem......I will flutter my eye lashes at them and if need be..................I will accidently drop my lose change, hopefully that will give enough time to pass on the tools to Agricola.
Mind you...............where are the SH Swat Team ????? :roll: :roll: :roll:
Sex God
Ooooo no Alex !!!!!
The A Team are proffesionals..............
What the SH Swats would be..... something from the keystone cops. But you never know between them all they might atcually pull off the jail break. :grin:
The A Team are proffesionals..............
What the SH Swats would be..... something from the keystone cops. But you never know between them all they might atcually pull off the jail break. :grin:
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Quote by MrsFC
Ooooo no Alex !!!!!
The A Team are proffesionals..............
What the SH Swats would be..... something from the keystone cops. But you never know between them all they might atcually pull off the jail break. :grin:
davej is now limbering up for some serious pulling off. :shock: ......hmmmm dont sound right but hey ho
unfortunately I'm off out soon but will dedicate some time to this effort later
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Quote by davej
Ooooo no Alex !!!!!
The A Team are proffesionals..............
What the SH Swats would be..... something from the keystone cops. But you never know between them all they might atcually pull off the jail break. :grin:
davej is now limbering up for some serious pulling off. :shock: ......hmmmm dont sound right but hey ho
unfortunately I'm off out soon but will dedicate some time to this effort later
Alex !!!!!!
We have a volunteer !!!!!
Davej well done my man..
8-) 8-) Alex I have been away for so long I didnt know Agricola was in the nick :shock: :shock: :shock: ffs what have I missed :shock: :shock: omg he might get thin :shock: :shock: omg he might need sheep and dogs :shock: :shock: shall I get knitting wooly ones???????? or is plan the escape plan sorted? Tell me what to do as I am your woman 
BTW my english is here is deteriorating by the day lol.......................................
BTW my english is here is deteriorating by the day lol.......................................
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yes please :twisted: :twisted:
Bloody hell - what on earth did you and Dawn get up to on the way home!!!!!
But...... back to more serious matters ..........
We are in the position where we either need to organise a jailbreak or we need good legal councell.
Have you looked back and seen why he is 'banged up'?
What would you advice be???
Alexx x
I don't know much about freeing criminals :shock: but surely you can employ the oft seen method of knicking the keys to the cell????
Call the sheriff over, point to something in the far distance and then strangle him and grab the keys from his belt. Then knock him out so he doesn't fall in front of the cell door, twist your wrist round to do the deed from the front and the convict (sorry, defendant) is out and running for his horse!
Call the sheriff over, point to something in the far distance and then strangle him and grab the keys from his belt. Then knock him out so he doesn't fall in front of the cell door, twist your wrist round to do the deed from the front and the convict (sorry, defendant) is out and running for his horse!
Quote by Alexandra
yes please :twisted: :twisted:
Bloody hell - what on earth did you and Dawn get up to on the way home!!!!!
Alexx x
For my sanity and for those who have pmd me taking this seriously NOTHING
I will read back in this thread and detect the sources that are certainly alluding me as to his knicking
Ive read it!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex it was your fault that he was half naked due to your immense post count!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are we going to do???? :shock: :shock: If he stays in there poor Agricola will just write and write for hours and we will know every smell, sound, animal, family member and neighbour that lives in Shropshire intimately :shock: .
I think you have to write to the judge immediately giving mitigating circumstances as to this tragic miscarraige of justice
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Alex it was your fault that he was half naked due to your immense post count!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are we going to do???? :shock: :shock: If he stays in there poor Agricola will just write and write for hours and we will know every smell, sound, animal, family member and neighbour that lives in Shropshire intimately :shock: .
I think you have to write to the judge immediately giving mitigating circumstances as to this tragic miscarraige of justice
:D Quote by Jags
I don't know much about freeing criminals :shock: but surely you can employ the oft seen method of knicking the keys to the cell????
Call the sheriff over, point to something in the far distance and then strangle him and grab the keys from his belt. Then knock him out so he doesn't fall in front of the cell door, twist your wrist round to do the deed from the front and the convict (sorry, defendant) is out and running for his horse!
Hmmm Jags
An interesting approach......
However I am finding it slightly difficult to picture this working in the Scrubs or the like.
Mind you.............. it is so bizarre that it could just work.
:dunno: :dunno: :dunno:Quote by Alexandra
I don't know much about freeing criminals :shock: but surely you can employ the oft seen method of knicking the keys to the cell????
Call the sheriff over, point to something in the far distance and then strangle him and grab the keys from his belt. Then knock him out so he doesn't fall in front of the cell door, twist your wrist round to do the deed from the front and the convict (sorry, defendant) is out and running for his horse!
Hmmm Jags
An interesting approach......
However I am finding it slightly difficult to picture this working in the Scrubs or the like.
Mind you.............. it is so bizarre that it could just work.
Well, the whole is so surreal that I'm sure, given the will, that it is effective and efficient. Always worked for the Lone Ranger!
That is just what I was thinking Jags.
Also, once we have his location - we could always try the tack of tying a rope around the window bars and getting the horse to pull the bars, frame and half the wall away.
Or a bit of explosive fastened to the bars - and kerpow - the whole wall goes..... (hears the words... You were only supposed to blow the bloody window out... said in a Michael Cainish voice)
Also, once we have his location - we could always try the tack of tying a rope around the window bars and getting the horse to pull the bars, frame and half the wall away.
Or a bit of explosive fastened to the bars - and kerpow - the whole wall goes..... (hears the words... You were only supposed to blow the bloody window out... said in a Michael Cainish voice)
